#moldwitch
While I don't think there's ever going to be a total cultural blackout on HP while the Moldwitch lives, I do think putting pressure on the EU to demand that Rowling stand before the Hague for stochastic terrorism resulting in genocide a condition for the UK to rejoin in good faith is quite doable.
October 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Nice of Moldwitch to take a moment to confirm that in the world of literacy Dolly Parton was a saint and she's a woefully witless, bigoted, mean girl piece of shit.

And the usual suspect all replying with crylaugh emojis and brownnosing shows that @midnightpals.bsky.social have her dead to rights
August 27, 2026 at 6:18 AM
@dndbeyond.com KEEP HARRY POTTER OUT OF DND

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH ROWLING PAID CHRIS COCKS

KEEP THE MOLDWITCH OUTTA "OUR" DND.
July 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
(Nb I'm not, I don't actually care, I just wanted an excuse to remind everyone that the moldwitch said that really weird thing about her books because she has always been pathologically obsessed with toilets in some way)
March 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Can't wait for Moldwitch to loudly come for yer beloved Irish icon.
March 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
You could hear the outraged scream from the Moldwitch Castle from here
The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Man. The Bluesky Scolds are working overtime today, every topic from Moldwitch to Pixar.
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sentinel Prime (Animated) lords his Prime status over "lesser" bots. Moldwitch sees himself as the most rotten, preaching about it. These arrogant bots disgust the other, with Sentinal having an organic phobia and Moldwitch sees him as a foolish blowhard.
January 6, 2024 at 9:09 PM