The other thing they like to say is "then why are there still monkeys?"
Hopeless.
Hopeless.
October 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The other thing they like to say is "then why are there still monkeys?"
Hopeless.
Hopeless.
Wait for it—Bugs Bunny will be Chris Pratt next.
Monkeys Paw Grabs
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October 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Wait for it—Bugs Bunny will be Chris Pratt next.
Obviously no one has been giving the captive monkeys in the zoo the right stone to hold to get them to evolve
October 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Obviously no one has been giving the captive monkeys in the zoo the right stone to hold to get them to evolve
They are.
Monkeys are werehumans. They only turn into humans at night when no one is watching, and then back into monkeys during the day.
Monkeys are werehumans. They only turn into humans at night when no one is watching, and then back into monkeys during the day.
Orangutan Dancing in the Jungle
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October 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
They are.
Monkeys are werehumans. They only turn into humans at night when no one is watching, and then back into monkeys during the day.
Monkeys are werehumans. They only turn into humans at night when no one is watching, and then back into monkeys during the day.
Carl Pilkington:
“If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
“If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
October 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Carl Pilkington:
“If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
“If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
Monkeys are turning into humans in the zoo. It's just that once they are humans they escape the zoo and they are never to be seen again. Duh
October 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Monkeys are turning into humans in the zoo. It's just that once they are humans they escape the zoo and they are never to be seen again. Duh
From the time of Socrates, man has asked, ““If we came from monkeys, why are monkeys not turning to humans in zoo?”
October 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
From the time of Socrates, man has asked, ““If we came from monkeys, why are monkeys not turning to humans in zoo?”
Threads is where the conversation is happening.
October 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Threads is where the conversation is happening.
LIZ: I don’t like this. Today it’s robot birds, tomorrow it’ll be a thousand robot monkeys at a thousand robot typewriters.
JACK: I’m actually a major investor in Chimphands, Inc.
JACK: I’m actually a major investor in Chimphands, Inc.
October 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
LIZ: I don’t like this. Today it’s robot birds, tomorrow it’ll be a thousand robot monkeys at a thousand robot typewriters.
JACK: I’m actually a major investor in Chimphands, Inc.
JACK: I’m actually a major investor in Chimphands, Inc.
Go monkeys goo
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October 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Go monkeys goo
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October 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Shameless click monkeys- what an excellent description!
October 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Shameless click monkeys- what an excellent description!
Did not know until this moment how much I wanted to hear Kelly Clarkson cover the Arctic Monkeys.
October 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Did not know until this moment how much I wanted to hear Kelly Clarkson cover the Arctic Monkeys.
Incel virgins whose lives are pressing buttons like lab monkeys should not be able to intimidate anyone.
October 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Incel virgins whose lives are pressing buttons like lab monkeys should not be able to intimidate anyone.
talvez eu tenha mandado uma dm pro arctic monkeys pedindo pra eles fazerem o L
October 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
talvez eu tenha mandado uma dm pro arctic monkeys pedindo pra eles fazerem o L
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October 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
🤜🧝🏽♀️ Women unite! 🧙♀️🤛🏾 Lessons from the ancestors in an era of extreme Patriarchy.
Prosecutors said she paid thousands of dollars for custom torture videos and then distributed the videos online on at least 10 occasions.
‘Depraved’: Illinois woman guilty of paying for, distributing ‘gruesome’ monkey torture videos
An Illinois woman named Amanda Fourez was sentenced to 31 months in federal prison for commissioning and distributing videos depicting the torture and sexual abuse of monkeys.
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October 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Prosecutors said she paid thousands of dollars for custom torture videos and then distributed the videos online on at least 10 occasions.
Oh the cast of VisionQuest is stellar stellar. Jarvis in his original form, Jennifer Goines and Deacon(of 12 Monkeys the series), Dennis and Robert(Goes Wrong Show) and PHILOMENA CUNK
October 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Oh the cast of VisionQuest is stellar stellar. Jarvis in his original form, Jennifer Goines and Deacon(of 12 Monkeys the series), Dennis and Robert(Goes Wrong Show) and PHILOMENA CUNK
The little monkeys always made me think of super monkey ball and it’s just so silly! They’re just little thangs!
Ai Ai Dancing in Super Monkey Ball
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October 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The little monkeys always made me think of super monkey ball and it’s just so silly! They’re just little thangs!
the US has digital ads in its grocery stores? damn... we have animatronic chickens by the eggs and monkeys on vines by the bananas ( farm boy )... another W for canada
the only tech grocery stores ever needed in the aisles was those red automatic coupon dispensers though tbh
the only tech grocery stores ever needed in the aisles was those red automatic coupon dispensers though tbh
Tesco is about to see a dramatic uptick of screens in supermarkets in need of repairs.
October 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
the US has digital ads in its grocery stores? damn... we have animatronic chickens by the eggs and monkeys on vines by the bananas ( farm boy )... another W for canada
the only tech grocery stores ever needed in the aisles was those red automatic coupon dispensers though tbh
the only tech grocery stores ever needed in the aisles was those red automatic coupon dispensers though tbh
He’s a “legislator“ who’s apparently unfamiliar with the concept of a public press conference.
If she had only written down what he said, no doubt his monkeys would have accused her of misquoting him.
What a douche.
If she had only written down what he said, no doubt his monkeys would have accused her of misquoting him.
What a douche.
October 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
He’s a “legislator“ who’s apparently unfamiliar with the concept of a public press conference.
If she had only written down what he said, no doubt his monkeys would have accused her of misquoting him.
What a douche.
If she had only written down what he said, no doubt his monkeys would have accused her of misquoting him.
What a douche.
‘Pretty women moment’ I whisper to myself, when the barbershop won’t sell me the 💈 spinning wheel outside the door. Now if only I had legions of very online weirdos to send in like flying monkeys and ruin those people’s lives. That would show them.
October 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
‘Pretty women moment’ I whisper to myself, when the barbershop won’t sell me the 💈 spinning wheel outside the door. Now if only I had legions of very online weirdos to send in like flying monkeys and ruin those people’s lives. That would show them.
