Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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I would argue it’s not regime change if they can keep using the same monogrammed cufflinks
Wow they won’t even have to spend money to rename things like we did with the Department of War
It appears we may have replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei
March 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I would argue it’s not regime change if they can keep using the same monogrammed cufflinks
i monogrammed u a jacket pls respond
June 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
i monogrammed u a jacket pls respond
Placed in an orphanage for a month at 8yrs old because his parents were so poor, here's a monogrammed shirt wearing, full-blown Hollywood star TONY CURTIS at the Dorchester Hotel in London in 1957.
September 25, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Placed in an orphanage for a month at 8yrs old because his parents were so poor, here's a monogrammed shirt wearing, full-blown Hollywood star TONY CURTIS at the Dorchester Hotel in London in 1957.
Placed in an orphanage for a month at 8yrs old because his parents were so poor, here's a shirt-monogrammed, full-blown Hollywood star TONY CURTIS, at the Dorchester Hotel — London in 1957.
June 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Placed in an orphanage for a month at 8yrs old because his parents were so poor, here's a shirt-monogrammed, full-blown Hollywood star TONY CURTIS, at the Dorchester Hotel — London in 1957.
My man looks like he wears monogrammed pajamas
August 31, 2026 at 9:16 PM
My man looks like he wears monogrammed pajamas
I took a priceless monogrammed circular ruby on Antiques Roadshow but it turned out to be a Skittle.
August 10, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I took a priceless monogrammed circular ruby on Antiques Roadshow but it turned out to be a Skittle.
Does Terrorist Trump have his diapers monogrammed?
March 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Does Terrorist Trump have his diapers monogrammed?
Very handsome monogrammed aluminum pill case for my 44 year old ass
December 20, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Very handsome monogrammed aluminum pill case for my 44 year old ass
I’ve watched too many murder mysteries to have anything monogrammed
May 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’ve watched too many murder mysteries to have anything monogrammed
My grandfather sent me his monogrammed bookmark and this is now one of my treasures 💚
May 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My grandfather sent me his monogrammed bookmark and this is now one of my treasures 💚
u kno the rag i huff gas w monogrammed
May 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
u kno the rag i huff gas w monogrammed
"no more superficial individual expression"
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"no more superficial individual expression"
Sporting a slick monogrammed tie, THIS monkey is best known for hurling barrels down sloped steel girders. So though your fraternity might be an “animal house,” this is ONE ape you don’t want to invite to the keg party!
September 24, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Sporting a slick monogrammed tie, THIS monkey is best known for hurling barrels down sloped steel girders. So though your fraternity might be an “animal house,” this is ONE ape you don’t want to invite to the keg party!
Zolo giving you the monogrammed gold cock ring he just wore while fucking you, to wear as a bracelet
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Zolo giving you the monogrammed gold cock ring he just wore while fucking you, to wear as a bracelet
Never seen a piece of clothing that looks like it comes with your bsky handle monogrammed on it before
I want you to put the word out there that we back up.
February 23, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Never seen a piece of clothing that looks like it comes with your bsky handle monogrammed on it before
My sister bought me a set of monogrammed luggage. Now I'll be going traveling the world with JERK stitched into my bags.
July 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
My sister bought me a set of monogrammed luggage. Now I'll be going traveling the world with JERK stitched into my bags.
ball so hard my glove compartment napkins are monogrammed
March 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ball so hard my glove compartment napkins are monogrammed
Bernie Schwartz was placed in an orphanage for a month at 8yrs old — his parents were that poor.
Some 25yrs later Bernie’s now the monogrammed shirt wearing, Hollywood star TONY CURTIS at the Dorchester Hotel in London in 1957.
There was a time when Hollywood really was ‘The Dream Factory’.
Some 25yrs later Bernie’s now the monogrammed shirt wearing, Hollywood star TONY CURTIS at the Dorchester Hotel in London in 1957.
There was a time when Hollywood really was ‘The Dream Factory’.
August 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Bernie Schwartz was placed in an orphanage for a month at 8yrs old — his parents were that poor.
Some 25yrs later Bernie’s now the monogrammed shirt wearing, Hollywood star TONY CURTIS at the Dorchester Hotel in London in 1957.
There was a time when Hollywood really was ‘The Dream Factory’.
Some 25yrs later Bernie’s now the monogrammed shirt wearing, Hollywood star TONY CURTIS at the Dorchester Hotel in London in 1957.
There was a time when Hollywood really was ‘The Dream Factory’.
Meghan Kelly has monogrammed white sheets at home with holes cut out for eyes.
October 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Meghan Kelly has monogrammed white sheets at home with holes cut out for eyes.
we should crowdfund some monogrammed brass knuckles for her
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
we should crowdfund some monogrammed brass knuckles for her
people talk about cellphones dooming noirs and thrillers but really it's the lost of public lockers in train stations and monogrammed clothing
November 7, 2023 at 5:25 AM
people talk about cellphones dooming noirs and thrillers but really it's the lost of public lockers in train stations and monogrammed clothing