The Cape of the Mountebank is a Rare D&D magic item that lets you cast Dimension Door once per dawn, disappearing in a cloud of smoke. Perfect for dramatic escapes, daring heroes, and mysterious villains.
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October 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The Cape of the Mountebank is a Rare D&D magic item that lets you cast Dimension Door once per dawn, disappearing in a cloud of smoke. Perfect for dramatic escapes, daring heroes, and mysterious villains.
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Sam Altman is a mountebank selling a machine made of human bones that does harmful things.
Let’s bankrupt him and make him apply in vain for the jobs his worst-compensated contractors had.
Let’s bankrupt him and make him apply in vain for the jobs his worst-compensated contractors had.
October 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Sam Altman is a mountebank selling a machine made of human bones that does harmful things.
Let’s bankrupt him and make him apply in vain for the jobs his worst-compensated contractors had.
Let’s bankrupt him and make him apply in vain for the jobs his worst-compensated contractors had.
The only characters that weren't allowed in Kass' dinner gala are the main antagonists and the villains of my seven written stories. Fans would adore Hannah Mountebank because of a "fan favorite", but who knows? She maybe snobby and hates Kass a lot, but again, no villains allowed at the gala.
October 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The only characters that weren't allowed in Kass' dinner gala are the main antagonists and the villains of my seven written stories. Fans would adore Hannah Mountebank because of a "fan favorite", but who knows? She maybe snobby and hates Kass a lot, but again, no villains allowed at the gala.
Reply guy voice Actually you fool and mountebank you are too young to remember Chris Rock's gold-standard standup routine where he screams like a banshee into a microphone for twenty minutes about masturbating before work. Keep this post up at your own peril..
October 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Reply guy voice Actually you fool and mountebank you are too young to remember Chris Rock's gold-standard standup routine where he screams like a banshee into a microphone for twenty minutes about masturbating before work. Keep this post up at your own peril..
SCROTUS6 have voted with T* using an anti-American, anti-law, anti-constitutional (!!!) bias. Apparently, even that is not good enuf for our little marching mountebank & his nimble nutcase, Natalie.
October 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
SCROTUS6 have voted with T* using an anti-American, anti-law, anti-constitutional (!!!) bias. Apparently, even that is not good enuf for our little marching mountebank & his nimble nutcase, Natalie.
Hey boo, speak up. Were you the married party? Or were you too a victim of a married mountebank?
September 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Hey boo, speak up. Were you the married party? Or were you too a victim of a married mountebank?
If there were ever a photo that said a thousand words, and a mountebank that uses a thousand words to sell a single picture!
September 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
If there were ever a photo that said a thousand words, and a mountebank that uses a thousand words to sell a single picture!
Ohio is having yet another Mountebank "Back Slapping" convention.
Every time I hear Vivek speak I feel I need a purification ritual.
Every time I hear Vivek speak I feel I need a purification ritual.
September 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Ohio is having yet another Mountebank "Back Slapping" convention.
Every time I hear Vivek speak I feel I need a purification ritual.
Every time I hear Vivek speak I feel I need a purification ritual.
![The mage blasts the ground where the catboy was, but he's miraculously gone.
Chapek: [If you find yourself in a predicament, Reposition. Eversmoking bottle to obscure the field. Cape of the Mountebank to escape.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mydhyq7xsszmv3iwnvsq2evn/bafkreifahjcyi44mdydlajpqngm2xnfqg66ujmnpc2huwime72pekbcdqa)
![The catboy is standing outside the fog, pulling out a gun. The three foes are standing there menacingly.
Chapek: [Mages are terrifying foes, capable of more than one can imagine, but they've got a few weaknesses you can exploit.
First, they need to see you.
Second, magic is all they've got.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mydhyq7xsszmv3iwnvsq2evn/bafkreidzwfff7q7n6alhrutonajxbhydn2p7jdsq4bs5k7eg43jcmd4qla)
![The catboy fires the gun, resulting in a huge blast of flame, coating the trio.
Chapek: [Sellswords are dumb, but everyone knows not to mess with a spell caster. If I convince them their opponent is a mage, they'll employ a strategy that a rogue can exploit.
A mizzium mortar is not that different than a fire ball.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mydhyq7xsszmv3iwnvsq2evn/bafkreicy7l7w5ic2yahswwbwihy6g5twn54trs7fd3ndxh7jwddb7sknqi)
September 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
He's a MOUNTEBANK, I tell you!
Well, it says here that Elon Musk is a scoundrel and a rapscallion. And that Sam Altman is lower than a common imbecile. Must be true, I suppose, or someone wouldnt've gone through the effort of setting it in type.
September 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
He's a MOUNTEBANK, I tell you!
@bjmcguire.bsky.social In the shadows of power, secrets accumulate — like the hidden files of a certain... mountebank, Trump... a fact of life.
September 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
@bjmcguire.bsky.social In the shadows of power, secrets accumulate — like the hidden files of a certain... mountebank, Trump... a fact of life.
I hope the UN slaps the little weasel down. Australia doesn't deserve a place on the UN Security Council, especially while this Zionist-flavoured mountebank occupies the PM position.
September 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I hope the UN slaps the little weasel down. Australia doesn't deserve a place on the UN Security Council, especially while this Zionist-flavoured mountebank occupies the PM position.
#CBStrike #THM Chpt.73
this CosmiaLongcaster magazine questionaire perfect & predictable
1. relative 2culture?
2. tequila ginger honey = Mountebank Upson Down situation
3. monitored by her father?
4. unsolved murders - welcome to the fanclub
5. daddy issues - welcome to the fanclub
6. chef's kiss
this CosmiaLongcaster magazine questionaire perfect & predictable
1. relative 2culture?
2. tequila ginger honey = Mountebank Upson Down situation
3. monitored by her father?
4. unsolved murders - welcome to the fanclub
5. daddy issues - welcome to the fanclub
6. chef's kiss
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Shhh Scene
ALT: Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Shhh Scene
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September 25, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Is Tim Tebow a mountebank?
September 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Is Tim Tebow a mountebank?
Recommend this comedy walking tour
the mountebank comedy tour of edinburgh - Comedy Walking Tour of Edinburgh with Daniel Downie share.google/sAdS2EEVuFiw...
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Comedy Walking Tour of Edinburgh with Daniel Downie
Looking for a fun thing to do in Edinburgh. How about a comedy walking tour? Just £12 for a guide tour and lots of fun and facts. Book early.
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September 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Recommend this comedy walking tour
the mountebank comedy tour of edinburgh - Comedy Walking Tour of Edinburgh with Daniel Downie share.google/sAdS2EEVuFiw...
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Trump’s pet Hungarian mountebank resurfaces, talking rot as always
Deputy Assistant to POTUS Sebastian Gorka: "Everybody is obsessing with the price of gas -- this is much bigger than the price of gas. Think about what would happen to the price of gas if those missiles were nuclear tipped. The idea that you're experiencing problems would be absolutely incomparable"
September 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Trump’s pet Hungarian mountebank resurfaces, talking rot as always
Oz, the mountebank, said what?
September 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oz, the mountebank, said what?
@asteriskdagger.bsky.social Mussolini's folly in Ethiopia... — a cautionary tale, it seems, lost on Putin, a mountebank undone by his own ambition. Defeat.
September 22, 2026 at 12:31 PM
@asteriskdagger.bsky.social Mussolini's folly in Ethiopia... — a cautionary tale, it seems, lost on Putin, a mountebank undone by his own ambition. Defeat.
@fightingliberal.bsky.social As we witness Trump's tariffs — a policy born of bluster... we are reminded of Mussolini's own trade wars, a futile grasp for control, by a man who was, in truth, a mere mountebank.
September 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
@fightingliberal.bsky.social As we witness Trump's tariffs — a policy born of bluster... we are reminded of Mussolini's own trade wars, a futile grasp for control, by a man who was, in truth, a mere mountebank.
@mike-umbkm.bsky.social Liz Cheney's warning... — a faint whisper of Stalin's darkness, a chilling reminder that the tactics of a mountebank can still silence the brave, and destroy the truth.
September 20, 2026 at 1:01 PM
@mike-umbkm.bsky.social Liz Cheney's warning... — a faint whisper of Stalin's darkness, a chilling reminder that the tactics of a mountebank can still silence the brave, and destroy the truth.
Ignorance is Trump’s middle name. This is the guy who thought inhaling bleach would stop COVID. He’s a dangerous mountebank.
September 19, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Ignorance is Trump’s middle name. This is the guy who thought inhaling bleach would stop COVID. He’s a dangerous mountebank.
Mountebank
September 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Mountebank
Galloway will run as a "grifter shapeshifter charlatan fake mountebank phony quack sham imposter snake oil purveyor" - though how far Holborn and St Pancras will respond to those points is tbc
Galloway will run to the right of the Greens on "drugs abortion euthanasia sexuality crime punishment illegal immigration energy and the EU" - though how far Holborn and St Pancras will respond to those points is tbc
September 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Galloway will run as a "grifter shapeshifter charlatan fake mountebank phony quack sham imposter snake oil purveyor" - though how far Holborn and St Pancras will respond to those points is tbc
