The same is true of alcohol absorbed through other mucous membranes, hence the efficacy of champagne blow jobs.
October 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
The same is true of alcohol absorbed through other mucous membranes, hence the efficacy of champagne blow jobs.
John Mucous
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
October 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
John Mucous
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
Zelensky understands the real threat to Ukraine that bloated sack of mucous.
October 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Zelensky understands the real threat to Ukraine that bloated sack of mucous.
Tried Orbitz out of curiosity (and son wanted it) and it felt like I was drinking bugs in mucous.
October 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Tried Orbitz out of curiosity (and son wanted it) and it felt like I was drinking bugs in mucous.
Is this the microwave weapon that boils water in skin, eyes, mucous membranes? A weapon designed for military must never be deployed against civilians of any nation.
October 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Is this the microwave weapon that boils water in skin, eyes, mucous membranes? A weapon designed for military must never be deployed against civilians of any nation.
fucking in the abstract has absolutely nothing to do with genitalia or mucous, though you may include such things at your leisure
October 9, 2026 at 5:58 AM
fucking in the abstract has absolutely nothing to do with genitalia or mucous, though you may include such things at your leisure
Oh been there done that.
The bronchitis was what I use the cupping for. Physios don’t thump for asthma. And colds. Just shifting the stubborn locked-in mucous.
The bronchitis was what I use the cupping for. Physios don’t thump for asthma. And colds. Just shifting the stubborn locked-in mucous.
October 12, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oh been there done that.
The bronchitis was what I use the cupping for. Physios don’t thump for asthma. And colds. Just shifting the stubborn locked-in mucous.
The bronchitis was what I use the cupping for. Physios don’t thump for asthma. And colds. Just shifting the stubborn locked-in mucous.
Smooth Mucous Energei Blast
October 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Smooth Mucous Energei Blast
spread diesel on skin and mucous surfaces
October 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
spread diesel on skin and mucous surfaces
We need to start naming sewage plants, pollution, mucous, poop, STDs and other disgusting aspects of life after Trump. Example: Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom to Trump..
October 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
We need to start naming sewage plants, pollution, mucous, poop, STDs and other disgusting aspects of life after Trump. Example: Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom to Trump..
And raw milk has a not insubstantial mucous content.
October 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
And raw milk has a not insubstantial mucous content.
I am very sniffle and mucous today.
October 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I am very sniffle and mucous today.
Our mucous-promoting additives are the last touch missing from your fetid swamp dwelling
October 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Our mucous-promoting additives are the last touch missing from your fetid swamp dwelling
I was thinking “mucous membrane pink.”
October 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I was thinking “mucous membrane pink.”
Hey, so Loaf is back in the hospital. She has a mucous plug that collapsed one of her lung's lobes.
Please continue keeping her in your thoughts.
Please continue keeping her in your thoughts.
October 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hey, so Loaf is back in the hospital. She has a mucous plug that collapsed one of her lung's lobes.
Please continue keeping her in your thoughts.
Please continue keeping her in your thoughts.
Poison Dart Frogs are pretty cool little critters!
October 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Poison Dart Frogs are pretty cool little critters!
and forefinger, and spread them on the under surface of a desk or chair where they will harden into organic crusts. How many desks and chairs have I thus secretively befouled since childhood? Or sometimes there will be blood mingled with the mucous: in dry brown scabs, or bright sudden wet red
October 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
and forefinger, and spread them on the under surface of a desk or chair where they will harden into organic crusts. How many desks and chairs have I thus secretively befouled since childhood? Or sometimes there will be blood mingled with the mucous: in dry brown scabs, or bright sudden wet red
As for minute joys: as I was saying: do you realize the illicit sensuous delight I get from picking my nose? I always have, ever since I was a child - there are so many subtle variations of sensations. A delicate, pointed-nailed fifth finger can catch under dry scabs and flakes of mucous in the
October 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
As for minute joys: as I was saying: do you realize the illicit sensuous delight I get from picking my nose? I always have, ever since I was a child - there are so many subtle variations of sensations. A delicate, pointed-nailed fifth finger can catch under dry scabs and flakes of mucous in the
"The vagina has a mucous membrane, which means it has bloodstream absorption through capillaries, the natural conclusion to this is women require semen to be happy"
the same will happen if you keep semen under your tongue, don't see any of them pushing a theory that bucal cumshots is healthcare tho
the same will happen if you keep semen under your tongue, don't see any of them pushing a theory that bucal cumshots is healthcare tho
October 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"The vagina has a mucous membrane, which means it has bloodstream absorption through capillaries, the natural conclusion to this is women require semen to be happy"
the same will happen if you keep semen under your tongue, don't see any of them pushing a theory that bucal cumshots is healthcare tho
the same will happen if you keep semen under your tongue, don't see any of them pushing a theory that bucal cumshots is healthcare tho
Same. I’m like “where is it coming from?!” Ive gotten rid of a small child worth of mucous in the last month
October 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Same. I’m like “where is it coming from?!” Ive gotten rid of a small child worth of mucous in the last month
🪶: What may be this pale, mucous membrane covering the entirety of this structure?
🐣: Some kind of mold… Maybe?
🐣: Some kind of mold… Maybe?
October 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
🪶: What may be this pale, mucous membrane covering the entirety of this structure?
🐣: Some kind of mold… Maybe?
🐣: Some kind of mold… Maybe?
nostril and draw them out to be looked at, crumbled between fingers, and flicked to the floor in minute crusts. Or a heavier, determined forefinger can reach up and smear down-and-out the soft, resilient, elastic greenish-yellow smallish blobs of mucous, roll them round and jelly-like between thumb
October 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
nostril and draw them out to be looked at, crumbled between fingers, and flicked to the floor in minute crusts. Or a heavier, determined forefinger can reach up and smear down-and-out the soft, resilient, elastic greenish-yellow smallish blobs of mucous, roll them round and jelly-like between thumb
The flu (COVID?) is rampant in the Lower Mainland, Vancouver BC. I'm slowly recovering from the worst stomach flu then respiratory mucous episode since COVID 3 years ago. Lots of short staffing reports. Are you experiencing similar manifestations?
October 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The flu (COVID?) is rampant in the Lower Mainland, Vancouver BC. I'm slowly recovering from the worst stomach flu then respiratory mucous episode since COVID 3 years ago. Lots of short staffing reports. Are you experiencing similar manifestations?
As soon as this mucous is gone ima be a high baddie as it was intended
October 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
As soon as this mucous is gone ima be a high baddie as it was intended