#muffdive
Gotta love Muffdive Monday.
May 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
[Bangles voice]
🎵 It's just another Muffdive Monday
September 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Muffdive
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Muffdive Monday! Send me links to videos of hot guys eating pussy.
March 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Werewolf muffdive?
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January 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This came up on my memories. We call my blajah muffdive shark because he spends most of his time keeping my knees apart and helping lift my legs up a bit on the cuddle/movie watching couch.
February 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
nothing like watchin dudes furiously muffdive
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Happy Muffdive Monday to those who celebrate.
January 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She and Machu run the entire operation out of an "abandoned" McDaniel's PussyPlace re-re-re(iam)ovated into a Thirstfuck Thrilla Traphouse- they split the whole thing gay down the middle, pussy hairs and all- 69/69 4 days a week 20 minutes a muffdive
me: My UC era Gundam sex AU might be depraved, but it's kinda pure- you know? Everybody is still alive and their character defining traumas are well looked after by their friends. Even 'evil' characters are good influences here.

also me: what if Haman was a drug dealer in it
March 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Inb4 she makes you muffdive her.
September 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Didn’t mean it but the first encounter is turning into a muffdive sort of deal due to a minor skin lesion on him. Kinda funny that this is exactly what my fwb posted for on RAOMD two months ago.

I’m not very attached to him (he’s been sweet but my primary attachment is to my fwb) and don’t mind it
Meeting him soon. He’s been asking very helpful questions and I am trying my best to be honest, since I finally realize men will come in my presence almost no matter what, while I have never succeeded. I don’t have to know what gets them off- that’s a given but they better know how to get me off.
As my fwb’s availability is decreasing, I decided to look for another more locally. Met a promising lead, but not completely sold. Mostly because of the rather typical young men’s pessimistic outlook on future (and not being able to host freely). If we shagged first I might have felt different 🙄
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A week after I met him, I accidentally found out he posted for a random act of muffdive (I’ve been off Reddit for 3mos), specifying that he does not want reciprocation and that the interested party must be ddf with proof. I don’t particularly like being eaten out, so this is kinda out of my niche.
August 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I was just gonna bring up the fact that he posted for a muffdive (in a way that kinda skirts around my presence) but now that the whole account is gone and I know both facts I am quite curious as to what the heck happened. Are the two facts related? Why did I snoop and am now burdened with these lol
August 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Werewolf muffdive indeed
January 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ronda Arouse-Me by first round armbar/triangle/muffdive.
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Namensänderung zu Peter Muffdive
March 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I appreciate a good muffdive. Well done. 🤌
May 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM