#mumsnet
We are better than that there mumsnet 🤭
September 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The only thing I really know about Mumsnet is "British TERFs", which is enough for me to stay away from them.
September 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I think mumsnet isn't just a terf cult but that's downstream from them being a Puritanical Christian cult and hating all things related to sex, and especially the free sexual expression they associate with drag artists and trans women
September 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Thank you. Also: GDI mumsnet.

Also: it's hilarious how much easier cleaning is with baby wipes.
September 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I looked into it. Basically, a person had a post sex wash-up station including a cup of water for cleaning their penis. Mumsnet got all "ewww sex mentioned" about it. I think bc they're all a bunch of British housewives lol
September 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
That especially was true when reading the pretend-scientific "trans" by helen unjoyce hah

What I learned from it though is that as long as you put [] at the end of a sentence, politicians will assume that it's a scientific writing.

The fact that [] leads to a mumsnet blog post doesn't matter
September 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
lmao
September 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I think the assumption that ‘everyone’ has a penis beaker at home is apt because mumsnet attracts a specific sort of British mum that thinks that her minority, parochial view is how everyone must and does think
September 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
September 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Mumsnet might secretly be one of the biggest sources of right wing fearmongering on the planet
September 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
1. a beaker is just a glass/cup, but for the middle class (this is, and isn’t, a joke)
2. Squash is any kind of cordial or syrup made from fruit that you dilute to about five parts water to make a pleasant, usually cold drink, although I like a hot Ribena in the winter
3. mumsnet specific acronyms
September 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
okay i had to look this up. I have many questions:

1. is “beaker” a normal word for a glass of water, or is it a specific, scientific glass
2. what does “making squash” mean
3. what do any of the acronyms on here mean? DH, DP, DC?

I thought I knew british but

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet...
Do you dunk your penis? | Mumsnet
I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it. We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and...
www.mumsnet.com
September 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
YESSSSSS oh yes please go and read this sordid hole of mumsnet
September 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I learned about it from @whatsallthispod.bsky.social on their Mumsnet episode
Mumsnet with Mike Hale | What's All This Then | Ep. 71
YouTube video by What's All This Then
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September 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
sometimes I remember the penis beaker incident on Mumsnet was the first sign of a terfnest
September 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Wtf is mumsnet lol
September 29, 2026 at 12:01 PM
if i heard it in the wild i'd assume they've either broiled their brain on Mumsnet or are literally a body snatcher from space unsuccessfully disguised as a human
September 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
They think cis women are incapable of paedophilia and sexual assault so they easily buy into the lies peddled by Rowling and her army of openly paedophilic Mumsnet harpies.
September 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
A lot of them sent themselves peculiar through their friendship groups and further online through the likes of Facebook and Mumsnet. Maybe Twitter, too.
September 28, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Oh gods the next storyline will her being radicalised by Mumsnet looking for some support!

#TheArchers
September 28, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Brother mumsnet isn't going to your funeral, this level of hatred it only going to leave you lonely.
September 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
An idea I'm flirting with: Yael has her orchiectomy and Ruth, who is pregnant at the time, is there for support. Afterwards Yael says "it's funny. For once i'll be the only one bleeding from my crotch this month. Take that, mumsnet"
September 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Husband Gets Angry Over Unswept Leaves, But the Lawn Isn’t Even Real

https://www.allforgardening.com/1942498/husband-gets-angry-over-unswept-leaves-but-the-lawn-isnt-even-real/

One Mumsnet user has drawn a line in the autumn leaves: they are not sweeping them up every single day. In a Sept. 10 …
Husband Gets Angry Over Unswept Leaves, But the Lawn Isn’t Even Real - All For Gardening
One Mumsnet user has drawn a line in the autumn leaves: they are not sweeping them up every single day.
www.allforgardening.com
September 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Mumsnet
September 27, 2026 at 10:23 AM
the place where the real freaks from mumsnet graduate to
September 27, 2026 at 8:46 AM