Molly Murderkitten is starting a true crime podcast. (Spoiler: She did it.)
November 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Molly Murderkitten is starting a true crime podcast. (Spoiler: She did it.)
Timeline cleanse! Please post something that gives you joy or peace!
(Molly Murderkitten gives me a bit of joy and no peace but she’s kind of a delight in her own way!)
(Molly Murderkitten gives me a bit of joy and no peace but she’s kind of a delight in her own way!)
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Timeline cleanse! Please post something that gives you joy or peace!
(Molly Murderkitten gives me a bit of joy and no peace but she’s kind of a delight in her own way!)
(Molly Murderkitten gives me a bit of joy and no peace but she’s kind of a delight in her own way!)
Molly Ivins the Murderkitten and her book collection (she is not supposed to be on the shelf).
May 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Molly Ivins the Murderkitten and her book collection (she is not supposed to be on the shelf).
Jk Molly Murderkitten is not a cop. She is a terrorist.
January 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Jk Molly Murderkitten is not a cop. She is a terrorist.
On Thanksgiving, I discovered a leak coming through the floorboards of my slab foundation house. The plumber couldn’t find a leak and was mystified. He blamed Molly Murderkitten and water bowl mischief Believable. LOOK AT HER.
Insurance denied the claim. Fine. Got fans, rags.
Water kept coming.
Insurance denied the claim. Fine. Got fans, rags.
Water kept coming.
December 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
On Thanksgiving, I discovered a leak coming through the floorboards of my slab foundation house. The plumber couldn’t find a leak and was mystified. He blamed Molly Murderkitten and water bowl mischief Believable. LOOK AT HER.
Insurance denied the claim. Fine. Got fans, rags.
Water kept coming.
Insurance denied the claim. Fine. Got fans, rags.
Water kept coming.
She is still a Murderkitten with Mudermittens but it's also still kind of chilly outside. (Wearing old campaign gear is my kink. One of them.)
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She is still a Murderkitten with Mudermittens but it's also still kind of chilly outside. (Wearing old campaign gear is my kink. One of them.)
Molly Murderkitten overseeing water reclaimation project.
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Molly Murderkitten overseeing water reclaimation project.
Pro tip: let the murderkitten have whatever she wants.
September 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pro tip: let the murderkitten have whatever she wants.
@dandrezner.bsky.social and I were just taping the latest episode of Space the Nation when Molly Murderkitten came by to, well, not "hi." Maybe, "You can't prove anything," or "I did it and I'll do it again!"?
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
@dandrezner.bsky.social and I were just taping the latest episode of Space the Nation when Molly Murderkitten came by to, well, not "hi." Maybe, "You can't prove anything," or "I did it and I'll do it again!"?
*bangs table* NEW MURDERKITTEN
NEW MURDERKITTEN
NEW MURDERKITTEN
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
nbcnews.to
September 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
*bangs table* NEW MURDERKITTEN
NEW MURDERKITTEN
NEW MURDERKITTEN
I think we could use a timeline cleanse. Here are my two cats sitting with their tails intertwined. (Bram, black and slinky; Molly Murderkitten, dilute calico chonk.)
What do y'all got?
What do y'all got?
June 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I think we could use a timeline cleanse. Here are my two cats sitting with their tails intertwined. (Bram, black and slinky; Molly Murderkitten, dilute calico chonk.)
What do y'all got?
What do y'all got?
I was staffed tonight, but she did not provide the talking points I asked for. (Molly Murderkitten prefers to speak with the claws.)
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I was staffed tonight, but she did not provide the talking points I asked for. (Molly Murderkitten prefers to speak with the claws.)
Stinky murderkitten 😭
October 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Stinky murderkitten 😭
Molly Murderkitten is THE WORST… but is queen of the house and I bow to her grave and beauty.
April 2, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Molly Murderkitten is THE WORST… but is queen of the house and I bow to her grave and beauty.
Pls imagine your pets got the "respond with 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week" email and deigned to respond (bc they know they'd never be fired). What would they say?
Molly Murderkitten:
1) Thought of murder
2) Thought of murder
3) Thought of murder
4) Asked for a quick cuddle
5) Ate
Molly Murderkitten:
1) Thought of murder
2) Thought of murder
3) Thought of murder
4) Asked for a quick cuddle
5) Ate
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Pls imagine your pets got the "respond with 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week" email and deigned to respond (bc they know they'd never be fired). What would they say?
Molly Murderkitten:
1) Thought of murder
2) Thought of murder
3) Thought of murder
4) Asked for a quick cuddle
5) Ate
Molly Murderkitten:
1) Thought of murder
2) Thought of murder
3) Thought of murder
4) Asked for a quick cuddle
5) Ate
The Murderkitten has never thought about Trump once. Ever.
August 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Murderkitten has never thought about Trump once. Ever.
Oh man who fucked up my murderkitten??
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Oh man who fucked up my murderkitten??
d'awww, most precious lil murderkitten
September 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
d'awww, most precious lil murderkitten
I want to pet the murderkitten martin
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I want to pet the murderkitten martin
I always love this prompt!
Molly: Molly Murderkitten, Miss Molly, Your Highness, Mols
Exley: “Mr. Ex” (sometimes sung, Arrested Development-style), the Ex-Man, Exels (pixels), Exley Perplexly Me-Mi-Mo Exley
Bram: Bram-Bram. Sometimes because he is the baby, “Kitten.”
Molly: Molly Murderkitten, Miss Molly, Your Highness, Mols
Exley: “Mr. Ex” (sometimes sung, Arrested Development-style), the Ex-Man, Exels (pixels), Exley Perplexly Me-Mi-Mo Exley
Bram: Bram-Bram. Sometimes because he is the baby, “Kitten.”
wait what's your pet's name and what is your silly little nickname for them??
June 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I always love this prompt!
Molly: Molly Murderkitten, Miss Molly, Your Highness, Mols
Exley: “Mr. Ex” (sometimes sung, Arrested Development-style), the Ex-Man, Exels (pixels), Exley Perplexly Me-Mi-Mo Exley
Bram: Bram-Bram. Sometimes because he is the baby, “Kitten.”
Molly: Molly Murderkitten, Miss Molly, Your Highness, Mols
Exley: “Mr. Ex” (sometimes sung, Arrested Development-style), the Ex-Man, Exels (pixels), Exley Perplexly Me-Mi-Mo Exley
Bram: Bram-Bram. Sometimes because he is the baby, “Kitten.”
Murderkitten before the kill
July 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Murderkitten before the kill
I'm murderkitten nya~ ;3
I love my son and his/my murderkitten
August 10, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I'm murderkitten nya~ ;3
I love my son and his/my murderkitten
August 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I love my son and his/my murderkitten
Murderkitten!
Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here.
This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%).
They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.
This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%).
They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.
May 27, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Murderkitten!