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Don't expect a Museum Bum any time soon today, we're a bit busy!🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🇬🇷
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#MuseumBums
#AthensMarathon
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Here is a bum 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

"Reclining Nude - Back View", 1945, by James McBey, from Aberdeen Art Gallery and @artukdotorg.bsky.social 😁
An ink line-drawing of a reclining nude figure on a pillow
October 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Us looking at bums in museums 😁
👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

A photo from the National Archaeological Museum in Athens, which as you can imagine is absolutely crammed full of #MuseumBums! 😁
A photo of a museum gallery with two statues. It looks like one's looking at the other's bum
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Here at MuseumBums HQ we're campaigning ardently for a 3 day weekend, starting right now 🥱💤👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Riposo di Cavatori sul Monte Ceceri, by Baccio Maria Bacci, at Palazzo Pitti in Florence 🇮🇹
A painting showing three sleeping workers, cuddled up during their break
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Shiny butts! That's it. That's the post. 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Leonard McComb, Young Man Standing, 1963-77, from the @southbankcentre.bsky.social 😁
A statue of a figure standing, in highly polished metallic material
January 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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They're just good friends! 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

"The Wrestlers", 1st century AD, from the Uffizi Gallery, Florence 🇮🇹
A sculpture of two figures wrestling, like very good friends
July 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Highlighting your best asset 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Roman copy of a greek torso of Aphrodite, c.100 ACE from The Burrell Collection 😁
A stone statue of a figure, with two spotlights on the statue's bum
September 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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After 9 years and 11 months of #MuseumBums, we thought we'd shake things up and announce that going forward we'll be #MuseumAnkles 👍🏛️🦶

Thank you for bearing with us while we surf this tricky transition 🙏
The ankle of a white marble statue
April 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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"Risen Christ", by Michelangelo, 1521, is in the church of Santa Maria sopra Minerva in Rome 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

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A statue of Christ, standing next to his cross, looking a bit sad
April 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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A rare capture of an off-duty statue, using their downtime to catch up on some reading 😱👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

This is the Last of the Spartans by Gaetano Trentanove, 1892, at @milwaukeeart.bsky.social 😁
A statue reclining on their plinth
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Duvets are obsolete now 🥵🌡️. We're sheets people. 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Hermaphrodite, c1700s, from the @soanemuseum.bsky.social 😁
A sleeping figure on a mattress with a slightly tangled sheet
June 25, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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"Boyfriends leaving the Morton Street Pier, NYC", 1981, by Stanley Stellar 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

We just really love this image 😁

Stanley Stellar: The Piers at Kapp Kapp Jan – Feb, 2022
A photo of two figures in tight t-shirts, short shorts and high white socks, walking in step towards an urban scene
October 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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Michelangelo was such a visionary - he illustrated getting a song stuck in your head centuries before Heart Radio 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Il Sogno (The Dream), by Michelangelo, c1533, from the Courtauld Gallery 😁
A sketch on paper of a figure with an angel blowing a dream into their head
October 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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Pride of Dundee! The Lemmings Statue stands testament to the great computer games industry of Dundee, Lemmings was conceived and developed in Nethergate 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

"Lemmings", 2013, Alyson Conway

Thanks @kanaratron.bsky.social for sharing 😁
April 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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Happy Easter, gang! 👍🏛️🥚🥚 #MuseumBums

Look after each other, eat chocolate, and avoid zombies!

Powder flask shell cameo with a silver mount, 16th century, French or German
An egg-shaped shell cameo showing figures and horses
April 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Congratulations, Sagrada Familia, for finally topping out the Jesus Tower, 144 years after construction started, and also for Jesus' 90° cheeks in this sculpture 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
An abstract, pointy sculpture of Jesus tied to a column. He's clearly clenching.
March 5, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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The @royalacademy.bsky.social knows *exactly* how to light their plaster cast of the Farnese Hercules 😍
👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Cast created c1790, original sculpture c200 AD 😁
A beautifully lit muscly statue, in a butt-first photo
March 11, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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When it's Januarying all the way to work 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

This chappy is from @castlehowardestate.bsky.social

Thanks @keirgravil.bsky.social for sharing 😁
A sculpture bent forward to stride through mist and bare trees
January 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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When you can't find your glasses so you're just hoping the shapes and colours are your friends and colleagues 🤷‍♂️
👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

"Badeliv", 1934, by Hans Øllgard, from the Oluf Høst Museet in Denmark
A surrealist painting showing a bathing scene
October 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Enjoying a good lion on a Saturday morning 👍🏛️🍑🦁 #MuseumBums

"Ercole che letta con il Leone", 1935, by Romano Remanelli, in Florence 🇮🇹
A bronze statue of a figure wrestling a lion
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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It's come to light that some don't believe #MuseumBums can be #MuseumBums when not bare.

We'd like to clarify that *any* butt in art, clothed or nay, in a cultural setting, will be welcomed into the Museum Bum family 🤣👍🏛️🍑

Jared French's "Cavalrymen...", 1939, from L F P U S Courthouse
A painting showing six figures stood on a river bank, and five figures in the process of crossing a waist deep river, with some horses.
February 20, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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If you go down to the Museum of Classical Archaeology, you're sure of a callipygious surprise 😁👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

The historic cast of the Farnese Hercules, just one of the hundreds of Museum Bums available for your perusal at one of our all-time favourite museums 😁
A close up on the big bum of a big statue
December 14, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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Inside the Istanbul Archaeological Museums.
#MuseumMonday #museumbums 🏺🗃️
Interior of a museum with white marble sculptures.
February 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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There are scant few #MuseumBums at Sambourne House, but we spied this little terracotta chappy on the drawing room mantelpiece, with a bonus peach on the wallpaper to boot! 😁👍🏛️🍑

If you're going to SH, go to their sibling museum Leighton House after (there are millions of #MuseumBums there 😋)
A terracotta statuette on a dark wood mantelpiece with peachy and leafy wallpaper behind
October 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Have great weekends everyone 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Personal Services, 1987, Beryl Cook, from @theboxplymouth.bsky.social 😁
A photo of a painting showing two figures in lingerie, one ready to whip the other
June 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM