We do not “got Greenland”… he has been playing “Candyland” and is confused. 🍊🤡 #mushbrain
November 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
We do not “got Greenland”… he has been playing “Candyland” and is confused. 🍊🤡 #mushbrain
And they have already gone through all of this. That is why the ballot is so distinct. He is just burning more of our money on his mushbrain whims
October 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
And they have already gone through all of this. That is why the ballot is so distinct. He is just burning more of our money on his mushbrain whims
Yep. This will definitely lower grocery and gas prices. #mushbrain
October 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Yep. This will definitely lower grocery and gas prices. #mushbrain
So, will he be charged with war crimes, along with Mushbrain?
October 29, 2026 at 1:36 AM
So, will he be charged with war crimes, along with Mushbrain?
You need to add a pic of fRump and Mushbrain drilling holes in the wall.
October 26, 2026 at 12:12 PM
You need to add a pic of fRump and Mushbrain drilling holes in the wall.
Dear Leader's mushbrain spews some bullshit and the entire right wing apparatus jumps into action to make Dear Leader's bullshit seem real.
October 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dear Leader's mushbrain spews some bullshit and the entire right wing apparatus jumps into action to make Dear Leader's bullshit seem real.
Nine-day checklist, bitches.
Today: Find an English-to-Drooling Idiot In Diapers translator to make sure Mitch McConnell understands on Nov. 3, to what degree his mushbrain will allow, that this is for him, the lousy bastard.
Today: Find an English-to-Drooling Idiot In Diapers translator to make sure Mitch McConnell understands on Nov. 3, to what degree his mushbrain will allow, that this is for him, the lousy bastard.
October 25, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Nine-day checklist, bitches.
Today: Find an English-to-Drooling Idiot In Diapers translator to make sure Mitch McConnell understands on Nov. 3, to what degree his mushbrain will allow, that this is for him, the lousy bastard.
Today: Find an English-to-Drooling Idiot In Diapers translator to make sure Mitch McConnell understands on Nov. 3, to what degree his mushbrain will allow, that this is for him, the lousy bastard.
Hey now! Next you want mushbrain Chris Berman to get pushed off an iceflow as well? Where is the respect for our civil war vets?
October 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Hey now! Next you want mushbrain Chris Berman to get pushed off an iceflow as well? Where is the respect for our civil war vets?
BE SURE TO VOTE! we gotta displace this gibberish-spouting mushbrain and his slimy co-horts as soon as possible.
😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event
Supercut:
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October 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
BE SURE TO VOTE! we gotta displace this gibberish-spouting mushbrain and his slimy co-horts as soon as possible.
Day 124 of Mushbrain Mitch.
Day 97 of Lindsey's stupid decision to visit spy-infested Kiev. ☠️ Now the Lindsey Graham bill to sanction Russia has died. That was NOT a coincidence. He was whacked.
Day 97 of Lindsey's stupid decision to visit spy-infested Kiev. ☠️ Now the Lindsey Graham bill to sanction Russia has died. That was NOT a coincidence. He was whacked.
October 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Day 124 of Mushbrain Mitch.
Day 97 of Lindsey's stupid decision to visit spy-infested Kiev. ☠️ Now the Lindsey Graham bill to sanction Russia has died. That was NOT a coincidence. He was whacked.
Day 97 of Lindsey's stupid decision to visit spy-infested Kiev. ☠️ Now the Lindsey Graham bill to sanction Russia has died. That was NOT a coincidence. He was whacked.
Did You Know?: you can just block the asshat who says robots are people and slavery is fine. nothing good comes from arguing with a mushbrain
October 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Did You Know?: you can just block the asshat who says robots are people and slavery is fine. nothing good comes from arguing with a mushbrain
King Dumbass and the rest of MAGAverse have been spewing this lie for at least 10yrs. Unfortunately, most of the "poorly educated" MAGA-mushbrain cultists believe it.
October 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
King Dumbass and the rest of MAGAverse have been spewing this lie for at least 10yrs. Unfortunately, most of the "poorly educated" MAGA-mushbrain cultists believe it.
Its the dementia, his mushbrain conjures stories and thinks they happened, then the government apparatus makes it seem like that reality happened. Normally he would be shoved into a nice Nursing Home and one child visits once a quarter unless there is stuff to sign, but we decided to make him King
October 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Its the dementia, his mushbrain conjures stories and thinks they happened, then the government apparatus makes it seem like that reality happened. Normally he would be shoved into a nice Nursing Home and one child visits once a quarter unless there is stuff to sign, but we decided to make him King
In lighter news, my ex's VERY MAGA parents have been reposting anti-Trump sentiment on IG. I would have HEATED debates with her Dad, and thought they would never turn on Emperor Mushbrain. He attended J6, after all.
Is...is the world healing?
Is...is the world healing?
October 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
In lighter news, my ex's VERY MAGA parents have been reposting anti-Trump sentiment on IG. I would have HEATED debates with her Dad, and thought they would never turn on Emperor Mushbrain. He attended J6, after all.
Is...is the world healing?
Is...is the world healing?
I would bet all my vidya games that if you pop quizzed mushbrain Don, he'd say "25 years ago" was 1954.
October 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I would bet all my vidya games that if you pop quizzed mushbrain Don, he'd say "25 years ago" was 1954.
Hegseth is closer to the definition of a radical Jihadist than DOCTOR El-Sayed will ever be.
But no, President Mushbrain will call him a "Crusader..." which is literally the same thing.
But no, President Mushbrain will call him a "Crusader..." which is literally the same thing.
October 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hegseth is closer to the definition of a radical Jihadist than DOCTOR El-Sayed will ever be.
But no, President Mushbrain will call him a "Crusader..." which is literally the same thing.
But no, President Mushbrain will call him a "Crusader..." which is literally the same thing.