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Leesha Moddz (You know, that one 'girl'.)

@twitchingdeadgirl.bsky.social

So scary even your dusty cooch granny will clench... & it'll still perceive it as a threat. #running #securitychecks today. I had a really hard gas bubble a second ago... & the AI security registered it as a threat. 😐✍️📖🐈‍⬛
#mustashe #AIsecurity #overheadsecurity #worstimaginationever

October 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM

spudcatsyt.bsky.social

@spudcatsyt.bsky.social

Doing an article in Grimwick, checking out the scarecrows, listening to the announcer, found a dead body, trying to investigate, listening to the mayor, trading at the lost & found and equipping a mustache in No Murders in Grimwick by beeandboo.itch.io
youtu.be/EHGpsBShyFY

No Murders in Grimwick - I Equipped Mustashe

YouTube video by Spudcats

youtu.be

October 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM

Balloon'd Glynx Tate θΔ

@tatedavi.bsky.social

Like she looks more mystical and powerful, like a dragon with her weird little whisker mustashe.

October 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM

Pat Walsh

@ptrq.bsky.social

One could very reasonably argue that we all wear costumes, i most certainly am. But putting on army outfits and carrying guns and having a terriblec mustashe to harrass people trying to go about our business and buy groceries or whatever in DC is fucking pathetic.

September 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM

Rah

@photographyrah.bsky.social

Alaska State Fair. Nick Offerman live! No mustashe, but he added a fake one to sooth our souls. Plus a bonus ride on the ferris wheel. #statefair #nickofferman #mustashe #ferriswheel

September 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM

Marv an Duke 🏳️‍🌈 Alli

@marvdabosscat.bsky.social

Wen cate haf mustashe u mustache urslaf, how long bafore i kin go get she?

Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · Aug 26

Mrs. Mustache looks like she just got back from filming a Got Milk ad 🥛

August 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM

Kumbucha, Guild Master

@koboldkumbucha.bsky.social

What about Quagsire but the mustashe is a bit higher up as a unibrow?

August 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM

Charlotte aka emmrich's nail file

@nostalgiaclown.bsky.social

I wanna feel Emmrich's mustashe against my thighs idk

December 2, 2024 at 1:13 PM

Lainwithtea

@lainwithtea.bsky.social

For reference this is her Boss and basically step dad

This is a man who goes home and eats choccy snacks and watches his soaps with his pet cat and wants the world for his angry little pink haired fireball

And she fuckin adores him

Art book render for Amodar who is a chibby fella with a dark skin and 80's mustashe for whom the gunblade seems slightly too small and wears a cheerful smile

Amodar in 13-2 DLC after you beat her and he comes in for a team up "Having trouble with the cubs Sergeant Farron? All outta that Lightning Zap?"

January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM

Expatriot

@expatriot.bsky.social

Right. No. Easy mistake to make, but the GOP is allowed to lie to congress by virtue of being mustashe twirling evil levels of corrupt, as the party led by the literal fucking antichrist.

October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM

Zachary Robert Long (Writing Darkness)

@zacharyrobertlong.bsky.social

This is the mask
(Also, don't know if you'd like it but holy crap is Mr. Robot such a good, twisty show. I'm re-watching it as I show it to the family and it holds up amazingly)

On the left is an image from Mr. Robot showing a character wearing a plastic mask with a large white mustashe and dark black eyebrows, on the right is the same mask against a white background

April 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM

Hedley Lamar's fugly sister

@endora-laduce.bsky.social

He wanted to go full on Mustashe Man, but he wasn't wearing his jodhpurs.

February 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM

Adalore (BATTLING ADHD TO THE DEATH)

@adalore.bsky.social

Commission for @justinshiftery313.bsky.social - I really like how this design work came together. #art #furryart - Some very powerful beings are meeting at a very imposing table. Dramatic setting stuff for Justin's projects.

a far shot of 10 figures, 8 around a imposing table and 2 on the side on a much cheaper plastic table arrangement. The two at the small plastic table are drinking and meditating.

The first closer table has two of the grand table figures.
First is Francisco, Divine emperor of the gleaming lands master of discipline. He is in full plate glowing with a white aura.

The second figure, Dominic, Head percision gearworks overseer, master of precision. He is dressed up in a functional "steampunk" outfit that declares "Taste" but also gets their own hands dirty with smudges on all parts of their outfit except the neck scarf and flatcap. He has a single gold bracer with dense gearwork detail.

Dominic : Come on Francisco!
Full plate is not diplomatic
attire, at least wear
something you can
sit in!
Francisico: Pah. Dominic.
you know nothing
of the faith that
drives me.
and stop pointing that
gauntlet of entangled
powers at me.
Dominic: humph, safety
is on. Don't
worry.
Francisco: It will never
be as safe as
devoted, inner
steadiness.

The next pair of figures:
Sergis, fleetpact lead captain, master of cooperation. He is an aged man with a pipe, with a sea captain outfit, with red sash. He has an undersuit that acts as a soft suit against the weather of his world.

The second figure, Shiroto sect master of the austere way monastery, master of calm. He is a white robed martial master type with long white hair and long mustashe.

Dialog
Shiroto: "your
attachments cloud
your judgement."
Sergis: "There it is,
the crew had a betting
pool for stock wisdom
phrases once they learned
I had this meeting."
Shiroto:"It does not make it
any less true.
That strength
is your weakness."
"For both you and yours,
you must pull your perspective
back, you miss the forest
for the trees."

The second pair of figures,
Maxim, head factorum of the absolute factorum, master of industry.
He is in a full body boiler suit with a solid gas mask with gleaming light. Bionic limbs come off from his back with various different tools.

Across from him is - The unsene weaver, eyes in the shadows, master of shadows. It is a multilimbed (3 pairs of arms.) puppet proxy, faint strings indicate remote control. Is dressed in a cloak that fades to transparency.
Sergis: "Your repeated intrusions upon
my Factorum is quite the annoyance,
It'd save us both time and headache
if you simply paid for the 'secrets'
you so crave..."
Weaver: "Maxim,
maxim buddy.
you know that'd
spoil the
whole thing."

The final pair of figures from the main table.
-REDACTED-, Head director of the catalogers, master of mundaniety. They are dressed in a three piece suit with a full body suit under it, a white featureless mask. A bright red tie is the only stand out feature.

Across from him, Raoul, the first delver, master of body - He is a mountain of a man, covered in scars and some tattoos, at his hip is a hand axe and behind him a sheathed great sword. A massive mantle of fur is on his shoulders. No shirt reveals the powerful body and below the belt is practical boots and pants. The only gear that is actually defensive are his gauntlets, that still reveal the finger tips.

Dialog -
Redacted : "capture and study
should be prioritized
immediately."
Raoul: "Or, hear me out,
we let them
get stronger
and I'll
WRESTLE
them later."
Redacted: "No."
Raoul: "Come on... just one at least."

Seated away from the table, at a cheap set of plastic table and uniform chairs. With a tiny placard that declares "moderators" both figures at this table have their own drinks.
On the left is "Justin (a bunch of redacted text) really wishes htis wasn't necessary" a figure that is...seemly similar to all figures at the main table that at least don't obscure their identity, but is dressed practically in jeans and a red hoody. To his left is "The common fae of science: DoS (domain of science) CEO and immortal founder." a woman with a business science coat sort of setup. In her hair is wires and sparks that have some "magic smoke" leaking as the scene stresses the two out.
Dialog-
Justin: " I should have
brought something
stronger than
hard lemonade.
Seriously, you'd
think the order
ones'd get along
at least somewhat
better..."
Fae: "AT least that director's pals
from the scp are good at
their jobs of keeping the
peace..."

July 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM

Purpledayo

@purple.kindboys.online

i have a another version of this hehe

..... ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHART

a more complex version of the one my darling reposted

left to right each row:
(high energy = up a row/low energy = down a row)
(unpleasant = going left a column/pleasant = going right a column )

row 1: im a genuine threat to society, (in minecraft) , goblin mode, silly goose, lets gooooooo, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

row 2: you got to be fucking kidding me, fuck, fuck it we ball, bitches love my mustashe, we're so back, we're so fucking back

row 3: i hate woman (WHY DOES THIS EXIST? i hate it) , i dont think we are making out this one bro, *internal screaming* , it is what it is, we're gonna make it bro, modelo time

row 4: its the kind of tired that sleep wont fix, its just one of those days, yeah bro i just need some sleep, it really do be like sometimes, straight chilling, "neat"

row 5: my mom would be sad, its over, this time im really gonna do it, another day another dollar, "cool", we vibing

row 6: i guess thats it (ronnie mcnutt), my dog wouldnt understand, one day something will kill me, comfortably numb, "aight" , im bing chilling

January 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM

Tanooki (Commissions Closed: 10/10 Slots)

@tano0ki.bsky.social

Rowdy with a mustashe

October 30, 2023 at 5:02 PM

💖 SplingleSploink 💖

@splinglesploink.bsky.social

I've been itching to bring back Santa Sploink but if I do it'll be a shorter and scruffier stream than usual.. do people want that still? 🥺 #indiestreamer #smallstreamer #twitchstreamer #envtuber #vtuber