#mycroft
THE NUMBER OF HEADS YOUR CAT HAS MAY VARY DO NOT WORRY THIS IS NORMAL

REGARDS MYCROFT
October 10, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I AM MYCROFT, A TERRIFYING LION

BUT I HAVE MY SOFTER SIDE
October 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
HUMAN YOU SEEM TO BE THE WRONG WAY UP

KINDLY ROTATE YOURSELF

REGARDS MYCROFT
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
NO PAPARAZZI, PLEASE
October 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Parent at birthday party: we can't find his Mycroft water bottle ANYWHERE

Me: your kid has a Mycroft water bottle? Like, the Sherlock Holmes character???

Parent: what

Me: is there an animated series or

Parent: ...

Me: you said his Mycroft bottle

Parent: ...yes

Me: uh

READER, IT WAS MINECRAFT
May 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
this is how Mycroft talks in Terra Ignota
October 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO MAKE SURE YOUR BROTHER'S EARS ARE CLEAN

REGARDS MYCROFT
October 10, 2026 at 9:41 AM
HELLO IT IS #ThrowbackThursday

HERE I AM IN A BOX

A BOX DAY IS A GOOD DAY

REGARDS MYCROFT
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Mycroft
October 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
IT IS #ThrowbackThursday HERE I AM AS A SMALL KITTEN REGARDS MYCROFT
July 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Mycroft sends a questioning "prrr...nong" to you all. #Cats
October 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
GOOD MORNING

MY BROTHER IS BAKING A CIABATTA BUT I HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT AS IT IS MONDAY AND TIME FOR ME TO TROT ROUND THE HOUSE INSPECTING THINGS AND SAYING MUP MUP

REGARDS MYCROFT
September 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM
hello it is #ThrowbackThursday

behold young sherlock

AND YOUNG MYCROFT
June 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
mycroft the builders have gone

IT APPEARS SO

do you think they will be back

IT IS HARD TO SAY
July 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
GOOD DAY

IF YOU HAVE COIN PLEASE CONSIDER MY CURATED OFFERING OF WARES

REGARDS MYCROFT
September 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
MY NAME IS MYCROFT, KING OF KINGS
LOOK ON MY FLOOF, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR
September 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
mycroft

WHAT
April 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE UP BACKPACKING

REGARDS MYCROFT
August 19, 2026 at 12:41 PM
AN UPDATE

NOW WE ARE BOTH ON THE CASE

REGARDS MYCROFT
August 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
A PLUMBER CAME

I WAS NOT CONSULTED ABOUT THIS

DID ANYONE SAY 'DEAR MYCROFT, ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE FEELING UP TO COPING WITH PLUMBERS?'

NO THEY DID NOT
June 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Mycroft
October 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
THE HUMAN CLAIMS I GO ABOUT WITH A GRUBBY NOSE AND DO NOT CLEAN IT

WELL HERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT I DO

REGARDS MYCROFT
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Mycroft
October 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
it is #throwbackthursday here we are with a particularly good box we used to own

I HAD NO INTEREST IN THAT BOX

really mycroft you usually like boxes well never mind more box for me
March 5, 2026 at 9:42 AM