Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that anytime they read or hear anything the 🍊💩 says, they feel like they just got a little dumber?

#cdnpoli
#USpoli
#MyEarsAreBleeding

One of my sweet little wrens that nested in our old electrical box on the backside of our house paid me a portrait-sitting visit. So many wrens in the yard this year - and they've got a lot to tell me. #WrensDay #MyEarsAreBleeding #birds 🪶

📸 Carolina wren: Thryothorus ludovicianus

I tried to listen to the Carter VI... Lil Wayne's people hate him so much. Like why!!!! This fucking Album sucks assjuice!!! #lilwayne #musicsky #myearsarebleeding

I could eat the Taco Bell lettuce, pull down my pants, fart into a laptop that has Spotify open, and produce a better album than Pat McAfee did. #MyEarsAreBleeding

Okay, so we now have to hear from every weirdo in the country because trump chose to hire non serious people for very serious positions #godhelpus 🙄 #myearsarebleeding

This song, from the bowels of hell, was playing loudly at LensCrafters today 😒

#notamused #myearsarebleeding #why #horrible #arielpink #yuck #music #kinda #nomoreplease

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#whysomuchbronzer
someone do us all a favour and give him some public speaking lessons pls
#leaderofwordsalad

My brother is singing Master Explorer on Rock Band. He's getting 100% every time. #myearsarebleeding

Welcome to the Bad Boston Accent Hall of Fame -- "The Kennedys" Trailer: The Boston-Accent Massacre http://bit.ly/fkMjVM #MyEarsAreBleeding

Is halftime over yet? Please? #MyEarsAreBleeding #SB45

Target woke up this morning and decided that annoying Christmas music wasn’t enough, a broadway smorgasbord was the way to go. #myearsarebleeding

Be me, get an mri and when they ask for what XM station you respond with Faction Punk, or anything else but country… and they hear… oh sure I’ll absolutely put country on for you, please and thank you. #myEarsAreBleeding

Is it a social requirement that singing Happy Birthday at a restaurant must be as loud and out-of-tune as possible?

#MyEarsAreBleeding