“If gas was common sense, you couldn’t drive around the block!” #myroast

Taking your clothes off would be criminal. It would be first degree ugliness with malice and afterthought with the intent to cause blindness. #myroast #mywords

If brains were dynamite, you still couldn't blow your nose! #myroast

Can you get coverage if you ain’t worth shit to begin with? #myroast #whenimnotsonice

Don’t be jealous because you missed school today. You missed school today and you were there😏
#mysarcasm #myroast