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Baking Duty | pg. 14 - 17

Its safe to say we've been off the rails for a while. These guys are in uncharted territory in this riveting Colin-fueled "technical".

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Price leans forward in Captain energy, ready to debrief his duckies about the next mission. Price: Designation: Caterpillar. Codename: Colin, THE. Truly diabolical in all forms of the fuckin word. Even the most seasons of soldier has fallen under the vicious brutality of Colin. The next frame cuts to aforementioned ducks, Gaz exclaiming loudly about their Captains inability to print a damn a pdf given how much schooling is required for captain schoolings. Roach is wheezing to himself forehead to palm, Ghost and Soap emulate the winnie the pooh “hand an older person your phone” meme. Captain Price broods wholly to himself that Colin is already at his devilish work by just grumbling COLIN….. LATER (after much technical diffculty trying to either print or find a new fuckin recipe) Ghost is being a freak and stroking the fuckin mixer at his station, wiggling his fingers and pointing saying “Very specialized piece of machinery this, requires a gentle touch”, wiggling his eyes under his mask. Soap cuts in front of the camera and says with no shame “Aye, there wasn’t much left o’ the last ‘machinery’ he gently used”. Ghost being a terrible driver accusation still going STRONG. Ghost immediately breaks the machine's power lever off with his big meaty paws, while roach helps Price with his phone…….. QUESTIONS REMAIN… WHOS FILMING?!?!?! We will NEVER KNOW. Roach gently nudges Ghost's arm while he cracks his back from some likely questionable activities on his 298374328974 smoking break where he dragged a certain emotional support sergeant with him. Roach signs that Soap is cute, gesturing at him. Not realizing the two weirdos behind him are ogling his backside, Soap leans in saying Ghost needs to shake a leg and get going on his bake unless hes frosting that bigass head of his. Ghost being an idiot says “IT'S STAY FROST NOT FROSTIN” while Roach eyerolls in 5k. Gaz is steadily losing his mind, because he JUST saw his thermometer to temper his choccy for the glaaazeee upon his Colin. Until he hears a beep, looks over with disdain and nerve busting annoyance at the adhd mohawked scot with both of their beepy thermometers, def not kitchen issued. To distract him, the mysterious camera man asks Soap something so he says how much he prefers Cuthbert over Colin. Because the drama behind novelty worm cakes is actually unreal, it's actually real. Gaz once again lamented because Soap tactically acquired everyone else's tools along with his own. A collector of goods. And spoons apparently. Soap says hes trying to tell Laswell about Colin v. Cuthbert lore. Because he would be into that. Meanwhile, Roach is trying to keep Ghost from cheating by going to the Greggorys, so he's pissing up his tree. To which Ghost snaps asking the reason he would be SO near pissing the tree, while he rolls up…. A cake… He definitely didn’t already acquire it. Price is an idiot and for some reason baked his cake in a cast iron skillet and it's sticking so he's stabbing it with his pocket machete, battle crying his anguish against COLIN. Ghost is being a slag. Drizzling his choccy atop his Colin. FUN FACT this ONE PANEL inspired this WHOLE comic because bozers and I laughed so fuckin hard at the thought of Ghost saying “Oh thats sexy innit” over drizzling chocolate. Soap is equipping his Cuthbert with an array of arsenal, spikes as pretzels. Ghost is still a freak behind him drizzling chocolate, letting his intrusive thoughts get the better of him. Roach is getting a good angle of what Soap is going for, approving of his direction of design and signing it's a serious matter. All while Ghost pours chocolate down his gullet behind them. Gaz couldn’t temper his chocolate correctly since he was robbed of his thermometer. Says “its laying quite wet”, so he goes to pop it in the ice box. Throwing a jab at a brooding Price, won over by Colin when he was the one saying he knows the inner machinations better than any of them. Gaz says so “Quit grumbling, you did this” LATER Gaz is taking care of business on his phone in the break area somewhere, Soap comes to sit next to him like he hasn’t seen him in a while saying they were waiting on him for JUDGEMENT. Gaz looks up and realizes his error, he forgot his boy in the ice box. Exclaiming a COLIN to Soaps surprise and having no idea what the fuck just happened lmao. JUDGEMENT TIME. Gaz and Soap have elected to try their C.O.s Colins. (damn the amount of times we’ve said Colin is actually outrageous) First up is Price’s…… Situation. Gaz: Is this actually edible cap? Soap is doing mental gymnastic maths trying to figure out the layout of a fucked up cake stabbed and ripped in a cast iron pan, and a mug of semi melted chocolate. Price, ever resourceful and tactful describes it as so: Price: Colin: DECONSTRUCTED. Knife. Skewer. Dip While he demonstrates a fucked up version of dipping his crappy cake in the chocolate with his pocket machete and cracking the fucking mug lmao. Price: Feelin frisky? Colin Fondue. (hey he’s got a secret romantic vibe huh?!) Gaz makes a play on words “Colin-tastrophy”, while Soap mishears and yells “COLONOSCOPY??” while Price fucks up that mug even more, thats coming out of his deposit. NEXT UP is Ghosts “situation” Soap draws up a knife with a hostile energy, asking Ghosts Colin for a wee dance. (I thought it would be funny if Soaps mum used to date some piece of shit named Colin hence his disdain) There is no fanfare or hints, only an air of familiarity as Gaz and Soap savor Ghosts…. Bake… Price is immediately yelling again at an unphased Ghost: IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR CHEEKY LITTLE CHEATIN, JUST THE ONCE WAS PASSABLE BUT WHATS THIS SAY ABOUT YOU AS A MAN? AYE?! WHERES YOUR HONOR, I AUGHT TO- Price is immediately too tired and walks off saying fuck it all and is going for a lie down and puts Roach in charge as ‘Honorary Captain of the Muppet Brigade”
May 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM