#naively
I was actually kinda relieved after January 6 happened. I naively thought he wouldn’t survive it politically. That was the last time I underestimated the power of privilege.
May 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i naively thought that most people were on board with the 20% standard tip
A majority of Americans say they would tip 15% or less for an average restaurant dining experience, including 2% who wouldn’t leave a tip at all.

Adults in lower-income households & those ages 65+ are more likely than their counterparts to say they would tip 15% or less in a situation like this.
December 2, 2024 at 2:56 PM
And here I was naively thinking I might get some science done today 😑
January 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I naively assumed we were all in this together, my bad
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I naively thought that would be it for him...
September 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I naively expected some wealthy people to come out and offer to pay their fair share to “make America great again.” Anybody?
May 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
this will be devastating to all the people who naively ate Cheetos for their nutritional properties
June 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
As Musk naively talks peace, behind closed doors Trump and his team prepare for war and plot Musk's destruction. Breaking tonight:
June 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Unfortunately, our progressive candidate naively got a Nazi tattoo and then naively went on Nazi podcasts recently and then naively walked back his apology over the tattoo. He's just a little guy and he didn't know
March 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I'm perhaps naively hopeful that big news stories about AI hallucinations wiil make more people check sources.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Broken record: This administration is a trust fund kid spending down accounts it did not fill, does not understand how to replenish, and naively imagines to be inexhaustible.
“crude oil supplies in the U.S. are the lowest they’ve been in 45 years”

It all comes down to depletion! When you have lived your entire life with a silver spoon in your mouth, you use everything as if there is an unlimited supply. Oil, ammunition, goodwill, natural resources, FDT is using it all!
July 21, 2026 at 1:17 PM
INNOCENCE LOST
… the REALITY of being NAIVELY UNAWARE.
August 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
do you think that he's getting all the briefs? i'm naively hoping we have some semblance of guardrails still in place.
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm so incredibly tired. Attacks, victim-blaming, attacks, victim-blaming, on and on and on. I want to scream into people's faces that it is not our fault that Russia is killing us, and that we need help.

​I once naively thought that if social media had existed during World War II,
September 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
they do the same thing when talking about crime in major cities. they have a fantasy where liberals who naively trust minorities get a violent comeuppance
October 18, 2024 at 4:42 AM
INNOCENCE
… that ineffable quality of being NAIVELY UNAWARE.
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Naively searched bsky for a game with an anthropomorphized female mouse protagonist expecting gameplay discussion. C'mon man you know better than that.
June 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
does anyone ever naively hope ex-friends will randomly reach out to reconnect or do i watch too many movies where relationships are convenient and satisfying
February 11, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Made this in 2021 when I naively hoped for a sinnoh remake to outshine the original
February 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
INNOCENCE LOST
… the REALITY of being NAIVELY UNAWARE.
May 26, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I naively thought there would be *some* resistance.
July 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In these dark times is Star Trek still relevant? Is the naively optimistic vision of the future still something we should aspire to in our Star Trek stories?

Friend, let me tell you about the 1960s.
January 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I have to admit, I naively thought we didn’t have people this stupid in public office. I’ve been humbled nonstop.
May 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
if anything Israel has taken less fire to date than I would have naively expected
March 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
i'm morbidly curious to see what happens if the SAVE Act passes and then millions of Americans naively try to order a passport the week before elections only to find out it can take over a month even during normal circumstances
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM