imagine being THIS scared of a 5’ tall 26-year-old narcoleptic bimbo lmfaooo
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
imagine being THIS scared of a 5’ tall 26-year-old narcoleptic bimbo lmfaooo
Tfw narcoleptic
November 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Tfw narcoleptic
Narcoleptic Bedwetter whos catchphrase is "Sorry, I pissed out"
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November 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Narcoleptic Bedwetter whos catchphrase is "Sorry, I pissed out"
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Genuine question, do they think "narcoleptic" is "nymphomaniac"?
November 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Genuine question, do they think "narcoleptic" is "nymphomaniac"?
It’s like being by the butler to a really pretty narcoleptic Tasmanian devil.
November 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It’s like being by the butler to a really pretty narcoleptic Tasmanian devil.
Narcoleptic, you say?
You're already halfway to the presidency
You're already halfway to the presidency
November 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Narcoleptic, you say?
You're already halfway to the presidency
You're already halfway to the presidency
“narcoleptic bimbo” is an awesome name for a band
November 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“narcoleptic bimbo” is an awesome name for a band
Here she is again shortly before I went to A&E to have my ear sewn back on. It’s like having a small narcoleptic psychopath in the house.
November 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Here she is again shortly before I went to A&E to have my ear sewn back on. It’s like having a small narcoleptic psychopath in the house.
Speaking of fall stuff: old people who are out of shape, bloated, diaper-laden, narcoleptic, and senile, tend to fall easily.
Get my drift?
Like a pile of drifting, fallen leaves.
Get my drift?
Like a pile of drifting, fallen leaves.
November 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Speaking of fall stuff: old people who are out of shape, bloated, diaper-laden, narcoleptic, and senile, tend to fall easily.
Get my drift?
Like a pile of drifting, fallen leaves.
Get my drift?
Like a pile of drifting, fallen leaves.
Realizing in real time watching heather play ocarina of time that the kokiri think link is narcoleptic cause they don't know how much sleep a human child needs
November 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Realizing in real time watching heather play ocarina of time that the kokiri think link is narcoleptic cause they don't know how much sleep a human child needs
On behalf of all narcoleptic bimbos, we are NOT dumb sluts.
November 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
On behalf of all narcoleptic bimbos, we are NOT dumb sluts.
Heads up! We just unveiled more narcoleptic sounds (now 18 min!) of Heavy Eyes by @seawindofbattery.bsky.social for your zoned out listening pleasure. Go check it out and grab a pre-order for this Bandcamp Friday?
eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-...
eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-...
Heavy Eyes, by Seawind Of Battery
2 track album
eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com
November 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Heads up! We just unveiled more narcoleptic sounds (now 18 min!) of Heavy Eyes by @seawindofbattery.bsky.social for your zoned out listening pleasure. Go check it out and grab a pre-order for this Bandcamp Friday?
eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-...
eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-...
Makes sense. Trump has a monopoly on falling asleep randomly, can't have a narcoleptic cutting in on his territory.
November 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Makes sense. Trump has a monopoly on falling asleep randomly, can't have a narcoleptic cutting in on his territory.
imagine if a black woman candidate had called herself a "narcoleptic bimbo."
November 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
imagine if a black woman candidate had called herself a "narcoleptic bimbo."
Imagine a narcoleptic person calling themself narcoleptic and using a word in jest that upsets you? OK.
Imagine if you had something better to do
Imagine if you had something better to do
November 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Imagine a narcoleptic person calling themself narcoleptic and using a word in jest that upsets you? OK.
Imagine if you had something better to do
Imagine if you had something better to do
Narcoleptic Bimbo is a fire band name
November 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Narcoleptic Bimbo is a fire band name
Republicans didn’t HAVE to go down with an addlebrained narcoleptic who could only be stirred long enough to fawn over his plans for a fancy ballroom, they CHOSE to keep bending the knee, even when they were well aware Trump had completely lost it. …
November 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Republicans didn’t HAVE to go down with an addlebrained narcoleptic who could only be stirred long enough to fawn over his plans for a fancy ballroom, they CHOSE to keep bending the knee, even when they were well aware Trump had completely lost it. …
Wait…you’re narcoleptic?
November 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Wait…you’re narcoleptic?
Narcoleptic lawn maintenance worker?
November 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Narcoleptic lawn maintenance worker?
NARCOLEPTIC!?!
So you ADMIT you're a sleeper agent!!
👀 😂
So you ADMIT you're a sleeper agent!!
👀 😂
November 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
NARCOLEPTIC!?!
So you ADMIT you're a sleeper agent!!
👀 😂
So you ADMIT you're a sleeper agent!!
👀 😂
“5’ tall 26 yo narcoleptic bimbo”
New shirt slogan just dropped.
New shirt slogan just dropped.
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“5’ tall 26 yo narcoleptic bimbo”
New shirt slogan just dropped.
New shirt slogan just dropped.
If Trump hears that you’re a narcoleptic, he will immediately order Hegseth to shoot some (expensive) missiles at you.
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🤦🏻♂️
November 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If Trump hears that you’re a narcoleptic, he will immediately order Hegseth to shoot some (expensive) missiles at you.
🤦🏻♂️
🤦🏻♂️
I looked at that "narcoleptic bimbo" thing kinda sideways too. Opted not to touch that stove.
I've got a bunch of early career folks working for me, they all want to self deprecate. Some find the right line, a lot of them don't.
I've got a bunch of early career folks working for me, they all want to self deprecate. Some find the right line, a lot of them don't.
November 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I looked at that "narcoleptic bimbo" thing kinda sideways too. Opted not to touch that stove.
I've got a bunch of early career folks working for me, they all want to self deprecate. Some find the right line, a lot of them don't.
I've got a bunch of early career folks working for me, they all want to self deprecate. Some find the right line, a lot of them don't.
Narcoleptic Vampire 🩸
Eliza
Eliza
October 31, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Narcoleptic Vampire 🩸
Eliza
Eliza
I’m old enough to remember that Hill Street Blues had Terry Kiser (Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s) who played a narcoleptic comic named Vic Hitler, who would fall asleep while sitting on a stool during his act.
November 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I’m old enough to remember that Hill Street Blues had Terry Kiser (Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s) who played a narcoleptic comic named Vic Hitler, who would fall asleep while sitting on a stool during his act.