#narcoleptics
undiagnosed narcoleptics:
where did the z come from
September 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Poor narcoleptics. More than 47,382 sleeps until Christmas.
September 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Wow, you learn something new about narcoleptics every day.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
narcoleptics and insomniacs could learn a lot from each other
June 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Narcoleptics Anonymous Convention Keynote Address.
August 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Narcoleptics - nine thousand three hundred and eight sleeps till Christmas.
September 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
narcoleptics are literally falling asleep
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
narcoleptics anonymous
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Swear my family is full of a bunch of narcoleptics. Got home, cleaned up some stuff, fed the cats, got started on some BL4 guides. Meanwhile wife, son, and daughter are all passed out lmao
September 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
malika and the narcoleptics
May 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
narcoleptics with allergies carry eepy-pens
fencers with allergies carry epee-pens . folks,,
May 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Cøvid is driving a mass of new auto-immune disorders.

Thyroid
Coeliac disease
RA and myositis
AI lung disease
Psoriasis is huge and psoriatic arthritis is blooming
Type 1 DM

I have a whole new cohort of Narcoleptics

The gift that keeps giving 🤬‼️
My kids have an autoimmune disease. About 25 percent of patients with autoimmune diseases have a tendency to develop additional autoimmune disorders. You don't want to develop one if you don't have to and in this case, you don't. Wear a mask.
December 12, 2024 at 12:52 PM
RFK Jr saying how he’s never heard of Tourette’s and Narcolepsy, you know nicotine can treat ADHD but did you know it’s superior to placebo in treating Tourette’s? It’s true with narcolepsy as well, narcoleptics self treated with smoking.

the so-called “epidemic” was masked by smoking all along
April 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
One more sleep 🥰
Or zero for insomniacs.
Or about 30 for narcoleptics.
Either way, it's Christmas eve day 😁
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Narcoleptics x
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
oh so that's why they're so bad, we've got a bunch of narcoleptics playing OL
April 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You've got to wonder who is still voting Tory at all. Narcoleptics who've slept through the previous couple of decades, perhaps?
Also who the bollicks is voting tory in OT

Maaaaaaaate come on
May 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Yikes, narcoleptics have their eyes open longer than this guy.
Trump "blinks" during the fireworks show in DC

(Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
July 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Tied to this, my autism and narcolepsy made a fun pairing for being diagnosed with narcolepsy because I almost never fall asleep in front of others; narcoleptics can forestall sleep attacks when doing highly stimulating activities, and autism makes all socialization "highly stimulating." 🤪
The fun thing about narcolepsy is that sometimes I feel completely normal, and then others I feel my eyes stinging and my limbs dragging and my lids resisting my attempts to lift them... and these two times can be seconds apart.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Lemme share a fun (uncomfortable) disability experience: Explaining to people that you fidget or multitask while working with them because (as insulting as this comes across) the work is monotonous and for narcoleptics, long periods of monotony/boredom can trigger sleep attacks. Yes, for real.
February 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
can two narcoleptics really fall— hey i was gonna say fall in love not fall asleep
May 26, 2026 at 11:29 PM