#nation
From The Archives: Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender https://theonion.com/nation-could-have-sworn-russell-brand-was-already-convi-1850849838/
November 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
what's up brionne nation
November 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Nation Watches Helplessly As 2028 Election Cycle Begins https://theonion.com/nation-watches-helplessly-as-2028-election-cycle-begins/
November 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver https://theonion.com/nation-lines-up-in-droves-to-humiliate-nate-silver/
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Minnesota led the nation in voter turnout.

When faced with threats and intimidation, we vote.
November 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
bluesky is dying and has the pulse of the nation
November 5, 2026 at 6:41 AM
It’s a new day for Texas and the nation.
November 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
This diabolical white supremacist dickhead is behind ICE’s racist fueled human rights violations. He must be investigated, prosecuted and IMPRISONED.

Then, perhaps, this nation can begin the healing process.
November 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Yes. They’re barbaric. We are a civilized nation and should use guillotines.
November 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Sending all love to Stacey Abrams tonight. Thank you for showing the nation and the WORLD what's possible. Thank you for stretching our imaginations.
November 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Trump really did unite the nation
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It’s what will heal this nation
November 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Gina Hinojosa was an absolute unknown and she knocked off one of the strongest incumbent governors in the nation. Absolutely nuts doesn't even describe it.
Greg Abbott has conceded. Unbelievable.
November 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
a nation of oppositional defiants
November 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The fuck did you expect from a nation of immigrants?
November 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
One Nation secretly removed from its website a boasting reference to Donald Trump after the midterms defeat.

“Want Trump’s action and style, then it’s One Nation you need" was on the One Nation website until yesterday.

That page now returns a 404 message.

www.deepcutnews.com/p/what-trump...
What Trump’s midterm defeat means for One Nation
The US elections show the far-right can be beaten, but derailing One Nation requires more work
www.deepcutnews.com
November 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Andrews: You have shown the nation what is possible. You have shown the nation that in this era of partisan divides, vitriol and name-calling.. that we will not bow down. We will not back down and we will chart our own course.
November 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
stay up Mirage nation #deadlock
November 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
As goes Guam, so goes the nation
November 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
like, idk after the civil war, the nation didn't need to heal, Black people did. we still owe them like a couple of trillion dollars btw. trans people need to heal, not the nation. the people in the nation are what matter not the nation, it's a body that's wounded, it's the people who have been
November 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Fascinating, the inverse relationship: what's good for our nation is bad for Trump.

(The Dow is currently up over 1,000 points while Trump’s stock is down)
November 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Black Women are saving the nation. Again. And again.
November 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Congratulations, James, and to all the Texans who made this moment possible. You've sent shockwaves through the nation.
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
This literally will affect textbooks across the entire nation.
November 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM