ABC News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
Fox News: "We've all texted the wrong person before."
CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
Fox News: "We've all texted the wrong person before."
March 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ABC News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
Fox News: "We've all texted the wrong person before."
CBS News: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
MSNBC: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
CNN: "An unthinkable breach of national security."
Fox News: "We've all texted the wrong person before."
Of course. You wouldn’t want the FBI to uncover any national security threats in your national security team, after all.
November 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Of course. You wouldn’t want the FBI to uncover any national security threats in your national security team, after all.
“National security concerns.”
March 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“National security concerns.”
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
August 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
confiscatory tax rates are a national security necessity
October 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
confiscatory tax rates are a national security necessity
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
"Tariffs are 'national security!'"
"The ballroom is 'national security!'"
"Suing the BBC is 'national security!'"
"Slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen is 'national security!'"
"Torturing day laborers is 'national security!'"
NONE of this is "national security" but it is Naziism 101.
"The ballroom is 'national security!'"
"Suing the BBC is 'national security!'"
"Slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen is 'national security!'"
"Torturing day laborers is 'national security!'"
NONE of this is "national security" but it is Naziism 101.
Bessent claims that if SCOTUS rules against Trump on tariffs "they will be ruling against national security"
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Tariffs are 'national security!'"
"The ballroom is 'national security!'"
"Suing the BBC is 'national security!'"
"Slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen is 'national security!'"
"Torturing day laborers is 'national security!'"
NONE of this is "national security" but it is Naziism 101.
"The ballroom is 'national security!'"
"Suing the BBC is 'national security!'"
"Slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen is 'national security!'"
"Torturing day laborers is 'national security!'"
NONE of this is "national security" but it is Naziism 101.
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Gabbard is a walking Christmas tree of security risk warning lights
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Tulsi Gabbard’s Nomination Is a National-Security Risk
None
www.theatlantic.com
November 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Gabbard is a walking Christmas tree of security risk warning lights
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽
April 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽
Trump’s National Security Advisor.
December 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Trump’s National Security Advisor.
Venezuela isn't about fentanyl or national security. It's about oil and Epstein.
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Venezuela isn't about fentanyl or national security. It's about oil and Epstein.
Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/
🗣️ DO YOU WANT TO BE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR??!?
May 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🗣️ DO YOU WANT TO BE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR??!?
She’s a pretty massive national security threat.
October 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
She’s a pretty massive national security threat.
National security clearances? Overrated.
Now you too can stay in the loop—thanks to Pete Hegseth’s Friends & Family Plan!
youtube.com/shorts/-CKXq...
Now you too can stay in the loop—thanks to Pete Hegseth’s Friends & Family Plan!
youtube.com/shorts/-CKXq...
Pete Hegseth's National Security 'Friends & Family Plan'
YouTube video by Adam Kinzinger
youtube.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
National security clearances? Overrated.
Now you too can stay in the loop—thanks to Pete Hegseth’s Friends & Family Plan!
youtube.com/shorts/-CKXq...
Now you too can stay in the loop—thanks to Pete Hegseth’s Friends & Family Plan!
youtube.com/shorts/-CKXq...
Bathroom vanities are now “national security”.
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bathroom vanities are now “national security”.
In a perfect world, you don’t put the guy who got away with stealing our national security secrets back in the office where he’ll get unfettered access to our national security secrets.
Me and my pesky high standards.
Me and my pesky high standards.
November 25, 2024 at 9:48 PM
In a perfect world, you don’t put the guy who got away with stealing our national security secrets back in the office where he’ll get unfettered access to our national security secrets.
Me and my pesky high standards.
Me and my pesky high standards.
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
They’re playing the old, “We control this…no matter what…because it’s a National Security threat” game.
Bullshit. You MFers are the biggest National Security threat this nation has ever seen.
Bullshit. You MFers are the biggest National Security threat this nation has ever seen.
September 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
They’re playing the old, “We control this…no matter what…because it’s a National Security threat” game.
Bullshit. You MFers are the biggest National Security threat this nation has ever seen.
Bullshit. You MFers are the biggest National Security threat this nation has ever seen.
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Pm Private GIF
ALT: Pm Private GIF
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Iranian MP Ebrahim Azizi, head of the National Security Commission:
June 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Iranian MP Ebrahim Azizi, head of the National Security Commission:
SHOWN: When the greatest national security threat is the people in charge of national security.
March 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
SHOWN: When the greatest national security threat is the people in charge of national security.
BREAKING: Judge Kelly just concluded there's no "national security" argument in this case (CNN/MSNOW/Politico)
September 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: Judge Kelly just concluded there's no "national security" argument in this case (CNN/MSNOW/Politico)