Oh, Nazarene, you are incorrigible...
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, Nazarene, you are incorrigible...
September 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Going to Point Loma Nazarene and Liberty Universities probably played a role in how weird Natalia Harp is around men.
Men & women can’t have “unsupervised private lingerings,” premarital sex, PDA, or make out.
She was practically *groomed* to have dysfunctional relationships with men.
Men & women can’t have “unsupervised private lingerings,” premarital sex, PDA, or make out.
She was practically *groomed* to have dysfunctional relationships with men.
August 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Going to Point Loma Nazarene and Liberty Universities probably played a role in how weird Natalia Harp is around men.
Men & women can’t have “unsupervised private lingerings,” premarital sex, PDA, or make out.
She was practically *groomed* to have dysfunctional relationships with men.
Men & women can’t have “unsupervised private lingerings,” premarital sex, PDA, or make out.
She was practically *groomed* to have dysfunctional relationships with men.
Jesus cast the moneychangers from the temple only because he was planning to launch his new Nazarene coin.
April 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Jesus cast the moneychangers from the temple only because he was planning to launch his new Nazarene coin.
On every single major issue that divides us, Christian Nationalists, MAGA and GOP are against the actual teachings of Jesus.
This is a book about how deeply they reject the words of that Nazarene they wave around as a prop.
This is a book about how deeply they reject the words of that Nazarene they wave around as a prop.
February 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
On every single major issue that divides us, Christian Nationalists, MAGA and GOP are against the actual teachings of Jesus.
This is a book about how deeply they reject the words of that Nazarene they wave around as a prop.
This is a book about how deeply they reject the words of that Nazarene they wave around as a prop.
Jesus H. Christ, the Nazarene: "you cannot worship God and Mammon"
Burger whites: "ok, worshipping Mammon then"
Burger whites: "ok, worshipping Mammon then"
March 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Jesus H. Christ, the Nazarene: "you cannot worship God and Mammon"
Burger whites: "ok, worshipping Mammon then"
Burger whites: "ok, worshipping Mammon then"
Yes, that Clarissa . Maybe she had a come to Jesus the World’s most Famous Nazarene moment www.instagram.com/reel/DXOpFcL...
April 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Yes, that Clarissa . Maybe she had a come to Jesus the World’s most Famous Nazarene moment www.instagram.com/reel/DXOpFcL...
hell yeah fuck the nazarene dude
December 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM
hell yeah fuck the nazarene dude
Well this is just heretical nonsense.
For one, the Nazarene was not a proponent of eugenics.
For one, the Nazarene was not a proponent of eugenics.
hmmm, wonder what's going on over at the other place?
Oh. Oh my.
Oh. Oh my.
October 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Well this is just heretical nonsense.
For one, the Nazarene was not a proponent of eugenics.
For one, the Nazarene was not a proponent of eugenics.
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
probably my favorite piece of generally-agreed-upon jesus lore is that he was hot. no two sects agree on the upshot of his teachings. but every last one is like, obviously the nazarene had a shape to him
July 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
probably my favorite piece of generally-agreed-upon jesus lore is that he was hot. no two sects agree on the upshot of his teachings. but every last one is like, obviously the nazarene had a shape to him
she's a demon on wheels
April 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
she's a demon on wheels
CHABADNIK: Excuse me, are you Jewish?
ME: Excuse me, are you a MAGA follower of the neo-Nazarene?
ME: Excuse me, are you a MAGA follower of the neo-Nazarene?
October 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
CHABADNIK: Excuse me, are you Jewish?
ME: Excuse me, are you a MAGA follower of the neo-Nazarene?
ME: Excuse me, are you a MAGA follower of the neo-Nazarene?
The only sexual sins Jesus ever actually condemns are
1) adultery, and
2) dumping your wife.
And you're so obedient to Trump you use his face as your own.
You've got your own racist Messiah. Stop pretending you follow the Nazarene.
1) adultery, and
2) dumping your wife.
And you're so obedient to Trump you use his face as your own.
You've got your own racist Messiah. Stop pretending you follow the Nazarene.
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
The only sexual sins Jesus ever actually condemns are
1) adultery, and
2) dumping your wife.
And you're so obedient to Trump you use his face as your own.
You've got your own racist Messiah. Stop pretending you follow the Nazarene.
1) adultery, and
2) dumping your wife.
And you're so obedient to Trump you use his face as your own.
You've got your own racist Messiah. Stop pretending you follow the Nazarene.
Naz has something to show you
January 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Naz has something to show you
She did attend Liberty & Nazarene Colleges
August 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
She did attend Liberty & Nazarene Colleges
January 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Nazarene in the Shower (De-sudsified)
January 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nazarene in the Shower (De-sudsified)
Nazarene in Evercold be like:
October 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Nazarene in Evercold be like:
просто представьте, кем бы я была, если бы не impaled nazarene по дороге в школу)))
как же на самом деле музыка помогает не ёбнуться
September 29, 2026 at 6:38 AM
просто представьте, кем бы я была, если бы не impaled nazarene по дороге в школу)))
Former Nazarene mentioned
“If you’re wondering why Christianity at large is becoming increasingly unpopular in America, this hypocrisy and blatant misuse of the Bible in pursuit of power, in complete disregard for our Constitution, is a huge reason why," Benjamin Cremer, a Wesleyan pastor and theologian, told me.
September 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Former Nazarene mentioned
Robbing a bank after Christmas ???? julieroys.com/nazarene-pas...
Nazarene Pastor Accused of Robbing Bank with Female Accomplice
Nazarene pastor Kevin McDonald, arrested by authorities in connection with the armed robbery of an Alabama bank, had a female accomplice.
julieroys.com
January 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Robbing a bank after Christmas ???? julieroys.com/nazarene-pas...
![A close-up of Nazarene glaring at the camera over the rim of her glasses, in which we are able to more clearly see her [normal] nose ring and [not normal] snakebite lip piercings.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ax4kxej6cx2ssuaj3qeags7o/bafkreid7scsmkoyr26lmuadx6let2ij6fsia6sumelktukbxm7l6ioskwe)