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sugarbugtrash.bsky.social
Fistbump comix (pt1)
#sbtart #neucomics #garri #richard
Richard stares at a flyer on a bulletin board. "Refreshments? At a museum? So what, I'm supposed to be bored for hours because a lady gives me a shot of lemonade and some chocolate?" Garri is nearby playin on her phone. "I'd go to a musaleum if a lady was giving out Kisses." [Omniscient editor note: Garri literally just means the okay chocolate treat] Richard reaches his fist out for a bump dipshittily. "Haha, I know that's right!" Garri is staring intently at the fist with her hands cupped underneath. Garri continues to stare at the fist. Richard slowly, cautiously opens the empty hand. Garri's expression begins to turn to anger.
July 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
Virgil no Tsunjutsu

#art #gomme #virgil #comic #neucomics
Panel 1: Gomme is attempting to pin Virgil against a wall in a typical kabedon style, staring flirtaciously. Virgil is averting his gaze, having none of it, while holding up a mudra hand sign like a proper naruto. Panel 2: Gomme is looking down from atop her stepstool, a smoking log wooding to the ground where Virgil was just standing. Her vacant gaze seems to convey, "ah. well, nevertheless"
December 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
On climate control

#art #garri #naomi #comic #neucomics
Panel 1: Garri sweats in a sleeveless sweater. "It's so HOT in here, can you turn down your burnace?" Naomi responds from off-panel, "Dude it's winter, just- Wait sorry my --what-? Panel 2: Garri repeats, "Um, your -burnace-?" Naomi holds a steaming mug, narrowing her gaze into a squinting glare. "Garri, are you trying to say -furnace-?" Panel 3: Garri gently rubs her temples with two fingers. "Uh, you -burn- stuff in it, Naomi. Use some come on sense." Naomi retorts, "They need to invent a new word for the rage you make me feel."
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
Clone comix

#art #mikki #virgil #neucomics #comic
Panel 1: Mikki and Virgil are enjoying cold treats and looking over a railing. Mikki says with a scowl, "Ugh, it's my evil duplicate. He's always messing with me." Panel 2: Mikki shouts over the railing at his/their white-haired, makeup-wearing clone, who looks like they're just trying to walk, man. "HEY! YEAH I SEE YOU! You really think I wouldn't recognize you disguised as a girl?!" Panel 3: The clone scowls from afar, fed up and tired. "We're trans, IDIOT." Mikki clenches their fist, stumped and enraged. "HARGH she's always a step ahead of me!" Virgil looks away, quietly offering, "Honestly I thought you knew."
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
On starches

#art #garri #naomi #comic #neucomics
Panel 1: Garri and Naomi are sitting at a bus stop at night. Garri gazes downward in contemplation, while Naomi scrolls her phone. Panel 2: Garri looks up. "What's that vegentable you like that's like, bread rocks. The one you made potato chips out of" Panel 3: Garri narrows her eyes at the distance in thought. Naomi stares at her as if considering all the choices she has made in her life that led her to be here, now, a recipient of the question just offered her.
December 18, 2024 at 1:34 PM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
Further Gomme comix (Gommix)

#art #gomme #neucomics #comic
First panel: Gomme sips from a box of apple juice. Naomi, in the far foreground, asks "Why the hell is everybody so thirsty for Gomme?" Second panel: Gomme smiles innocently while showing off her colorful boxed drink. "Well if they're so thirsty, they're welcome to a taste of my box!" Third panel: Gomme is grinning devilishly in a close-up. "Then once they're hydrated they can slam my vagina." Naomi, offscreen simply replies, "Gomme". First panel: Gomme looks up with bright doe eyes. "I may only have two brain cells" Second panel: Gomme hangs her head solemnly, eyes closed, hand resting at her chest. "But their love can move mountains."
December 15, 2024 at 7:35 AM
sugarbugtrash.bsky.social
Fistbump comix (pt2)
#sbtart #neucomics #garri #naomi #gomme #richard
Garri is fuming silently as Naomi gestures to her in frustration. "You can't try to fistbump Garri, she doesn't know what it is." Richard is baffled. "What?" "Her mood is going to be screwed up all day because she thought she was being given a treat." "What?? What is she a horse?" Gomme, lying nearby, looks up at him. "It's strange you didn't say a different pet." Naomi insists from offscreen, "Gomme please smack him, if I do it his head will come off." Gomme slowly spushes Richard's nerd face. He says "Ow". Naomi plods to the vending machines. "You owe me a buck." Richard befuddledly goes, "Wuuuh". Naomi slowly punches in the machine's buttons, the mechanisms whir, and the candy gets stuck. "Shit," she says. Gomme looks up from her book. "You need singles?" "I do not want your singles, Gomme." Gomme looks back to her book as Richard looks awkward and nervous. Naomi makes a second attempt at the vending machine. Naomi returns with candy, and Garri's anger instantly dissipates as she drops it in her hands and she starts munching. Naomi leans in, "You owe me two bucks, Limpfist." Richard, not following anything, "I really don't understand why I do..." Garri, offscreen, "Do you wanna do to tat ife creamp plafe?" Naomi responds, "Ask after chewing, Garri." Richard leans over to Gomme, "So are they like married, or..." Gomme doesn't look up from her book. "Oh boy you really think your ass is gonna crack that case, Herkoff PUA-rot?"
July 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
Specialty Spell comix

#art #neucomics #comic #genevieve #naomi #megan
First panel: Naomi is holding a cup of coffee. "'Vieve. You can't just shrink all your problems." Second panel: Genevieve sits across a table from Naomi wearing a simple, floppy wizard hat and a sweater. She is holding a comically small coffee cup and brandishing a tiny croissant, grinning ear-to-ear as if silently saying "oh can't I". She probably can not. Panel 1: Genevieve sits at a classic pizzeria-style checkered table, shrugging exageratedly with her eyes closed in a manner that mimics a once-popular meme format. "Hmph... Nice argument. However," Panel 2: Genevieve wordlessly shrinks the table to the size of doll furniture, holding it with two hands as she scowls at her unseen conversation partner. Panel 3: Megan, a mouth full of spaghetti, looks with concern as her cousin leaves with her table. She is holding a sports drink and her plate of pasta, but was unable to catch her parmesan shaker. A handkerchief is tucked into her shirt that reads "Big 'Ghetti Star".
December 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
wjmuzzi.bsky.social
Gomme comix

#art #gomme #comic #neucomics
First panel, Gomme is joyfully talking to someone while holding a hot pink ice cream cone of ambiguous flavor. "Sorry I can't, I'm goin over my girlfriend's place to get my-" Naomi, her cousin and ever-straightman, cuts her off with a look of exhaustion. "Gomme. Can you please. Just call it coffee." Second panel, Gomme has barely absorbed the request. "I'm gonna go get my coffee rawed," she continues, carelessly letting her ice cream fall from its cone home while Naomi rubs the bridge of her nose with both hands. First panel: Gomme enters a doorway holding a hot mug of coffee dressed in a monogrammed bathrobe, holding a hand to her head like a diva. "Do you have to be so loud, I have a KILLER bangover." Second panel: Naomi is at the breakfast table with a plate of too many eggs, cradling her head. "That's not a THING, GOMME." Gomme stands in the foreground, eyes closed to insist on a air of knowledgeable regality. "No it's true, I cum't out all my B vitamins." Garri is in the background also holding a jug of maple syrup and pointing at it quietly. It is likely she was loudly ranting about its health properties before she poured it into a waiting bowl of cereal.
December 15, 2024 at 7:29 AM
icymasamune.bsky.social
Mine and Sugarbug's comics are available on Itch neucomics.itch.io plus all of mine are in my Patreon archives. I'll probably be adding the comic archives to Subscribestar later this year just as a backup.

I'm sure you can also find it stolen on file sharing sites too without looking too hard.
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January 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM