#neverhappens
this Reds TV commercial from Ohio where an Ohio driver gets pulled for speeding.

What part of Neverhappens, Ohio is this?
July 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Bronde #ftw my girl Monica stays killing the hair color game, but she went over the top with this most recent iteration. #beautysky #fashionsky #hairsky #beauty #fashion #haircolor #hair #selfie #shedidhermakeuptoo #neverhappens #bronde #brondeorblonde
September 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You know what I'm doing? I'm shutting my laptop before 11pm. #NeverHappens #Miracles
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
When you work years or even your life towards a dream and never reach it — do you see it as wasted time?

#dreams #goals #wastedtime #neverhappens
April 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Good gracious! It seems I've completed a presentation 3 days early! #neverhappens #unheardof #maybedeluded
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Not that those of us that have been paying attention need a reminder. However, how many people have reached voting age in the last nine years that may not know his M.O.?

#TwoWeeks
#ConceptofaPlan
#InfrastructureWeek
#NeverHappens
Excellent news: Senile Satan actually does have a healthcare plan. 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's happened! In the course of shelving, I've actually discarded a book! Yes, one book. #Amazing #Exciting #NeverHappens
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Thanksgiving Monday BC ferry strategy was to arrive just as 3pm ferry tickets closed. So we we would be there as soon as 4pm sales opened. Instead we made it on the 3pm. #NeverHappens
October 9, 2023 at 9:51 PM
I think I ended up in an alternate universe where fluke plays are in the cowboys favor. #bouttime #neverhappens
December 3, 2024 at 10:13 AM
He should have caught on when the bank offered anything resembling customer service... http://j.mp/HowIMissedTheObvious #NeverHappens
November 30, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I pray for She Bears daily, #NeverHappens.
May 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve spent an astronomical amount of time watching #youthbaseball the last ten years, and today I saw something new. #Serendipity on a level rarely, if ever, achieved.

A batter’s foul ball landed inside the home plate umpire’s hip bag. Unassisted.

#NeverHappens
#YouWontSeeThatAgain
#ThatsANewOne
March 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Has never happened, to me at least -- Waiter: "I'm sorry, we're out of the wine you ordered. Here's something similar that I like, and it's less expensive." #NeverHappens #NH
January 12, 2019 at 4:26 PM