#newflash
equestria newflash:
applebloom just went to jail for eating too much PUSSY
July 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Newflash: royal commission exposes shocking truth that Jews also encounter racism in otherwise racist country.
May 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
You don't need a Weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.

- Subterranean Homesick Blues

☘️Newflash: Sheeran cancels Boston shows because weather
September 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Newflash! Susan Collins is.... NOT!... concerned!
Susan Collins tells @frankthorp.bsky.social she is “not concerned at all” about Janet Mills running against her for Senate.
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Newflash: you’re cute and cool and worthy of love.
August 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
newflash: it costs nothing to accept that other people have kinks you're not interested in.

"keep [your kink] in the closet" is the language of the oppressor
May 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
NEWFLASH: Kyiv ablaze on U.S. Independence Day #Ukraine
NEWFLASH: Kyiv ablaze on U.S. Independence Day
www.counteroffensive.news
July 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Newflash, Coke puts out a statement denying any changes. Just another Trump delusian/deranged fantasy/lie.
July 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Newflash Mari: it is certainly not beneath him.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's official, #wrestlesky has made it to the Big Time. Leaves is plants, simple as.
November 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Newflash!

Jewish Voice for Peace is neither Jewish nor for Peace.
www.standwithus.com/booklets/jvp
Is Jewish Voice for Peace (JVP) really a voice for peace? A new report published by StandWithUs exposes the truth. See the link for the whole thing.
Booklet JVP | StandWithUs
JVP: A Shield for Hate, Not a “Voice for Peace”
www.standwithus.com
January 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dear republicans, do you think Elon doing a nazi salute is gonna help the US's relationship with the EU?

Newflash dummies, that just means that the whole world is gonna be turning to China for the future & not us.
January 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Newflash. We all came here because we didn't like what Twitter was becoming. Why would we want this place to be more like Twitter?
I swear, nobody hates their userbase like BlueSky's leadership does.
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
August 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
"ice is just standing around while tsa agents do actual work". NEWFLASH, ASSHOLE, TSA DOESN'T DO REAL WORK EITHER.
March 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Newflash assjoles! He doesn’t care about laws. He’s going to do it anyway, because that’s what dictators do.
BREAKING: An appeals court has ruled against Trump’s attempt to demolish parts of the White House to build a ballroom, saying he needs congressional approval.
Appeals court blocks Trump’s White House ballroom renovation
But the panel temporarily put their ruling on hold to allow the president to seek relief from the Supreme Court.
www.politico.com
August 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
NEWFLASH: Kyiv ablaze on U.S. Independence Day www.counteroffensive.news/p/newflash-k...
NEWFLASH: Kyiv ablaze on U.S. Independence Day
Trump and Putin spoke after the U.S. paused weapons shipments. Then Russia launched a massive barrage.
www.counteroffensive.news
July 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Newflash: Bull in china shop cleans up after itself.
Stocks surged around the world after U.S. and Chinese officials said they agreed to temporarily suspend most of the tariffs they have imposed on each other.
Global Stocks Jump After U.S. and China Cut Tariffs
www.nytimes.com
May 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
January 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Wow. Talk about going to ridiculously offensive ends just to feel like all the times you've been blocked you actually won. Newflash: getting blocked does not mean you won.
November 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Newflash November stylin
November 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Very important newflash for all my #IWTV girlies: "The Newsreader" is now on Amazon Prime.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Newflash: Elon is a
October 18, 2024 at 12:20 AM