#ngopocalypse
When #NGOpocalypse comes, there will be a lot of unemployed capacity builders left destitute--I just want to be proactive. #Cambodia #NGOlaw
November 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Not a lot of first-world demand for people who empower the disenfranchised via interpretive dance, either. #NGOpocalypse #Cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Other jobs the first world always needs: masseuse, taxi driver, 7-11 clerk. Cambodia has the expertise to teach these trades. #NGOpocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I believe that we can turn these NGO workers into productive members of their own societies. #NGOpocalypse #Cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
What jobs are in demand in the first world that we could teach in srok Khmer? Do they need cyclo drivers? Corner-squatters? #NGOpocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Yeah, the #NGOpocalypse is delayed...we're adding a 45% tax on NGO workers' salaries. #OhNoMyPhonyBaloneyJob #Cambodia #irule
November 17, 2024 at 8:38 PM
OMG OMG #NGOpocalypse ! Hide your land cruisers! Hide your fancy dinner parties! #Cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I think something that nobody has commented on in the #NGOlaw is the dress code for aid workers. #NGOpocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
First of all, we're taking away all of your kramas, unless aid workers use them properly, as loincloths. #NGOpocalypse #NGOlaw #Cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
These items are completely proscribed: peasant skirts, pleated trousers, and that shirt from Tuol Tumpong that everyone has. #NGOpocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Also, the #NGOlaw stipulates that Kek Galabru will have the authority to fine improperly attired aid workers. #NGOpocalypse #Cambodia #sexy
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Oh yeah--aid workers must wear "Danger: Mines" T-shirts every Tuesday or be deported. #Cambodia #NGOpocalypse #tshirttuesdays
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Yes, I personally removed registration from the #NGOpocalypse law. I did add some stuff, however. #NGOlawadditions #cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
NGOs may not host parties with a sufficient supple of free food. Also, BYOB will be illegal. #ngolawadditions #cambodia #ngopocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
All foreign aid workers must surrender their kramas to the Ministry of Interior. #ngolawadditions #ngopocalypse #cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
To avoid any further toilet clogs, toilet paper will be banned from NGO offices. #NGOlawadditions #cambodia #ngopocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Finally, all NGO names must be appended with the phrase, "(a Hun Sen joint.)" #ngolawadditions #cambodia #lolz #ngopocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
When the NGOpocalypse arrives, I will begin to grow your capacity for sewing shoes. #TwitterTalks #cambodia
November 17, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Also, the Boeung Kak infill is mostly sticky notes that say, "The capacity hasn't been synergized, Allan!" and such. #cambodia #ngopocalypse
November 17, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Do NGOs think we wanted them to come to this workshop? Because I'm pretty sure we don't. https://www.cambodiadaily.com/news/ngos-to-boycott-workshop-on-election-law-79285/ #Cambodia #NGOPocalypse
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November 14, 2024 at 4:59 AM
The #ngopocalypse is nigh! Nigh I say! #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I cannot wait to start kicking out NGOs for totally ridiculous reasons. So sick of their attitude. #NGOpocalypse #cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Of all its provisions, I think the law's brunch ban will hit the sector hardest. #NGOpocalypse #cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Then finally we can make BKK 1 the Australian refugee ghetto that Van Molyvann designed it to be. #NGOpocalypse #cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
While poached eggs won't be banned under the new law, Hollandaise sauce is not so lucky. #ngolawadditions #NGOpocalypse #cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM