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Welcome to another month at Jambalaya Grade School. No, we do not need the public's help in identifying the new piles of flesh and guts. Oh, jeez, is that the wood chipper, or is it just an obnoxious musical instrument being played by four dweebs? That transfer student from Barnaby's School for Satanists got into the kitchen and started braising hell. Superintendent Gundamson is not at fault for decimating one of our school mascots ;) The secrets held by the claw machine of confiscated contraband have listened to and unlistened to. The music for this episode was performed by Canvas Ruin. Check out their music on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube. Thank you to The Virgin Chad, Franklin Meets God, and Budweiser for sponsoring. This month Vice Principal Mr Jonesandmi played The Bread, a parody of Chevelle's The Red. Lyrics: Gluten Free when your celiac. The Bread protein makes me toot. I gulp down Pepto Bismal when my gut goes **** again. Eating bread again. Eating bread again. This pain pants can't contain. Soft like clay from my behind. Wet ass from sourdough (sourdough). The poops—how is it so moist? I lie down because I feel like I might crap red again. ********** They're unwound—my intestines. I might die—pain at a ten. I lie down after this meal. Why'd I decide to gluten? Eating bread again! Eating bread again!Eating bread again!Eating bread again!Eating bread again!Eating bread again!Eating bread again!Eating bread! Gluten free when you're celiac. The bread, it makes me toot.