Niven: for security purposes, we have to keep our identities hidden
Greg Bear: I'm Greg Bear
Niven:
Niven: really, greg???
Niven: every freakin' time
Niven: for security purposes, we have to keep our identities hidden
Greg Bear: I'm Greg Bear
Niven:
Niven: really, greg???
Niven: every freakin' time
When U.S. guards once asked him who’d won the World Series in 1943 Niven replied “Haven’t the foggiest idea, but I did co-star with Ginger Rogers in ‘Bachelor Mother’!”
When U.S. guards once asked him who’d won the World Series in 1943 Niven replied “Haven’t the foggiest idea, but I did co-star with Ginger Rogers in ‘Bachelor Mother’!”
Niven: for freedom, right?
Trump: no, oil
Niven:
Niven: i mean, yeah, i know, but
Niven: you're not supposed to say it
Trump: who are you again
Niven: for freedom, right?
Trump: no, oil
Niven:
Niven: i mean, yeah, i know, but
Niven: you're not supposed to say it
Trump: who are you again
Niven:
Niven: well, i was for it
Niven: and i think history has vindicated me on that front
Niven:
Niven: well, i was for it
Niven: and i think history has vindicated me on that front
Niven: i have a spotless reputation of war endorsement
Niven: you might remember a little war called Vietnam?
Niven: well, i was for that
Niven: i have a spotless reputation of war endorsement
Niven: you might remember a little war called Vietnam?
Niven: well, i was for that
Niven: if you can't get revenge on your enemies in your writing, what's even the point of writing?
Niven: for example, in my story, i had my archnemesis kurt Vonnegut burning in hell
Niven: for being against the Vietnam war
Niven: NOW WHO'S LAUGHING, KURT???
Niven: if you can't get revenge on your enemies in your writing, what's even the point of writing?
Niven: for example, in my story, i had my archnemesis kurt Vonnegut burning in hell
Niven: for being against the Vietnam war
Niven: NOW WHO'S LAUGHING, KURT???
When suspicious U.S. guards once asked him who’d won the World Series in 1943 Niven replied “Haven’t the foggiest idea, but I did co-star with Ginger Rogers in ‘Bachelor Mother’!”
When suspicious U.S. guards once asked him who’d won the World Series in 1943 Niven replied “Haven’t the foggiest idea, but I did co-star with Ginger Rogers in ‘Bachelor Mother’!”
Niven: i mean c'mon
Niven: we're white
Trump: oh no we're disappearing white people too now
Trump: it's a whole new grid
Niven: i mean c'mon
Niven: we're white
Trump: oh no we're disappearing white people too now
Trump: it's a whole new grid
It read:
“To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.”
It read:
“To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.”
Niven: ok so what if
Niven: what if we spread rumors among the Latino community that hospitals steal your organs, so that they're too scared to seek medical treatment?
Niven: eh? eh?
Niven: pretty good eh?
Trump: you're thinking small, larry
Niven: ok so what if
Niven: what if we spread rumors among the Latino community that hospitals steal your organs, so that they're too scared to seek medical treatment?
Niven: eh? eh?
Niven: pretty good eh?
Trump: you're thinking small, larry
USS Michigan by @spaghettisauceress.bsky.social
Enterprise by Lewis Niven lewisniven.artstation.com
USS Michigan by @spaghettisauceress.bsky.social
Enterprise by Lewis Niven lewisniven.artstation.com
Niven: since the dawn of time, we've advised every US president
Niven: if you need some really wild ideas, just absolutely unhinged crazy ideas that no sane person would ever consider
Niven: you come to SIGMA
Trump: no thanks, i'm covered
Niven: since the dawn of time, we've advised every US president
Niven: if you need some really wild ideas, just absolutely unhinged crazy ideas that no sane person would ever consider
Niven: you come to SIGMA
Trump: no thanks, i'm covered
Niven: but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess-
Trump: we already kidnapped the president
Niven:
Niven: but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess-
Trump: we already kidnapped the president
Niven:
Niven: yes i heard
Bear: I'm Greg Bear
Niven: Greg could you wait in the hallway
Bear: I'm Greg Bear
Niven: go talk to Don Jr
Niven: yes i heard
Bear: I'm Greg Bear
Niven: Greg could you wait in the hallway
Bear: I'm Greg Bear
Niven: go talk to Don Jr
Niven: for obvious security reasons, of course, we must keep our identities secret-
Greg Bear: i'm Greg Bear
Niven:
Niven: for obvious security reasons, of course, we must keep our identities secret-
Greg Bear: i'm Greg Bear
Niven: