#NoButSeriously, Bluesky / Twitter.
September 22, 2026 at 11:37 AM
#NoButSeriously, Bluesky / Twitter.
The Premier League is back! And I’ve finally fixed Sky Go on the old laptop (new laptop). 🥳
#NoButSeriously, it’s still the world’s most overhyped league and I wish it just all felt a bit less plastic.
#NoButSeriously, it’s still the world’s most overhyped league and I wish it just all felt a bit less plastic.
August 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The Premier League is back! And I’ve finally fixed Sky Go on the old laptop (new laptop). 🥳
#NoButSeriously, it’s still the world’s most overhyped league and I wish it just all felt a bit less plastic.
#NoButSeriously, it’s still the world’s most overhyped league and I wish it just all felt a bit less plastic.
Oh, is it the weekend? Yay!
Don't ask me for shit!
#KatsuhiroHarada #memequotes #nobutseriously #dontaskmeforshit
Don't ask me for shit!
#KatsuhiroHarada #memequotes #nobutseriously #dontaskmeforshit
March 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Oh, is it the weekend? Yay!
Don't ask me for shit!
#KatsuhiroHarada #memequotes #nobutseriously #dontaskmeforshit
Don't ask me for shit!
#KatsuhiroHarada #memequotes #nobutseriously #dontaskmeforshit
🦊 What if I started using Bluesky tags as Tumblr tags?
#nobutseriously #whyarethereliteralconversationsintumblrtags #whatisgoingonthere #dowereallyneedit #becauseiloveit
#nobutseriously #whyarethereliteralconversationsintumblrtags #whatisgoingonthere #dowereallyneedit #becauseiloveit
February 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
🦊 What if I started using Bluesky tags as Tumblr tags?
#nobutseriously #whyarethereliteralconversationsintumblrtags #whatisgoingonthere #dowereallyneedit #becauseiloveit
#nobutseriously #whyarethereliteralconversationsintumblrtags #whatisgoingonthere #dowereallyneedit #becauseiloveit
I miss him too.
Edge is too underleveled to effectively replace him, damage-wise. *shot*
Nobutseriously KAIN GET BACK HERE--
Edge is too underleveled to effectively replace him, damage-wise. *shot*
Nobutseriously KAIN GET BACK HERE--
February 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I miss him too.
Edge is too underleveled to effectively replace him, damage-wise. *shot*
Nobutseriously KAIN GET BACK HERE--
Edge is too underleveled to effectively replace him, damage-wise. *shot*
Nobutseriously KAIN GET BACK HERE--
Managing in the Championship /
Managing in the Premier League. #NoButSeriously
Managing in the Premier League. #NoButSeriously
April 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Managing in the Championship /
Managing in the Premier League. #NoButSeriously
Managing in the Premier League. #NoButSeriously
Barry Davies voice: “JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE! LOOK. AT. HIS. FACE!!!” #NoButSeriously
November 28, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Barry Davies voice: “JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE! LOOK. AT. HIS. FACE!!!” #NoButSeriously
Yeah their careers kinda petered out though…
#NoButSeriously, I’d be bringing that up at every party, meeting, at the shops, everywhere.
#NoButSeriously, I’d be bringing that up at every party, meeting, at the shops, everywhere.
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Yeah their careers kinda petered out though…
#NoButSeriously, I’d be bringing that up at every party, meeting, at the shops, everywhere.
#NoButSeriously, I’d be bringing that up at every party, meeting, at the shops, everywhere.
Haha, #NoButSeriously, I don’t know if I’ll stay with my employer, I don’t know what tactics recruiters will use to search interviewees, nobody knows how much worse tech use will get in the next 10 years.
Also, raging about asterisks is as cringey as raging about swearing. Let People Tweet (Post).
Also, raging about asterisks is as cringey as raging about swearing. Let People Tweet (Post).
March 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Haha, #NoButSeriously, I don’t know if I’ll stay with my employer, I don’t know what tactics recruiters will use to search interviewees, nobody knows how much worse tech use will get in the next 10 years.
Also, raging about asterisks is as cringey as raging about swearing. Let People Tweet (Post).
Also, raging about asterisks is as cringey as raging about swearing. Let People Tweet (Post).
Just checked the hashtag for this and everyone is saying the 6-2 thing is match-fixing looooool, hope not. #NoButSeriously, I hope not.
(Is it just an attempt to become this year’s 6-7?) #MastersSnooker
(Is it just an attempt to become this year’s 6-7?) #MastersSnooker
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Just checked the hashtag for this and everyone is saying the 6-2 thing is match-fixing looooool, hope not. #NoButSeriously, I hope not.
(Is it just an attempt to become this year’s 6-7?) #MastersSnooker
(Is it just an attempt to become this year’s 6-7?) #MastersSnooker
Look, Paramount+, you're about to cancel Strange New Worlds and I can see from Section 31 that you're looking for a wild new take on the franchise. Have I got a pitch for you -- I call it, "Star Trek: Risa Nights." #NoButSeriously #PutItOutInTheUniverse #StarTrek
July 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Look, Paramount+, you're about to cancel Strange New Worlds and I can see from Section 31 that you're looking for a wild new take on the franchise. Have I got a pitch for you -- I call it, "Star Trek: Risa Nights." #NoButSeriously #PutItOutInTheUniverse #StarTrek
Hahaha *Frank Lampard laugh* #NoButSeriously, November is the worst time to follow me. I’ve stopped Munro-bagging until May-ish, and will barely have a single hillwalk until April.
Until then it’ll be memes, football chat and an attempt to shoehorn in Runrig to every single post. #GreatestOfAllTime
Until then it’ll be memes, football chat and an attempt to shoehorn in Runrig to every single post. #GreatestOfAllTime
a person is playing drums in a dark room with a blue light behind them .
Alt: Runrig’s Iain Bayne, Calum MacDonald, Malcolm Jones and Brian Hurren, undertaking the mid-show cult drumming section that became a fan favourite in the mid-90s and continued right to the last concerts in 2018.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Hahaha *Frank Lampard laugh* #NoButSeriously, November is the worst time to follow me. I’ve stopped Munro-bagging until May-ish, and will barely have a single hillwalk until April.
Until then it’ll be memes, football chat and an attempt to shoehorn in Runrig to every single post. #GreatestOfAllTime
Until then it’ll be memes, football chat and an attempt to shoehorn in Runrig to every single post. #GreatestOfAllTime
Go away popo. We'll call you when we need you. We gotcho number. #nobutseriously
December 4, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Go away popo. We'll call you when we need you. We gotcho number. #nobutseriously
#NoButSeriously, everyone should cheer for UEFA, the marginally less awful tossers. The Euros are generally quite well run, but the World Cup has descended into a total farce in the last few days (all self-inflicted). #VoteForTheLeastWorstOptionWithARealisticChanceOfWinning
July 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
#NoButSeriously, everyone should cheer for UEFA, the marginally less awful tossers. The Euros are generally quite well run, but the World Cup has descended into a total farce in the last few days (all self-inflicted). #VoteForTheLeastWorstOptionWithARealisticChanceOfWinning
#NoButSeriously, the only cover rule I’ve got is that it should do something different, so Alien Ant Farm *does* technically count as a banger imo.
Always on My Mind by Pet Shop Boys is maybe the best pound-for-pound, but Love Will Tear Us Apart by Nerina Pallot is kind of incredible too.
Always on My Mind by Pet Shop Boys is maybe the best pound-for-pound, but Love Will Tear Us Apart by Nerina Pallot is kind of incredible too.
March 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
#NoButSeriously, the only cover rule I’ve got is that it should do something different, so Alien Ant Farm *does* technically count as a banger imo.
Always on My Mind by Pet Shop Boys is maybe the best pound-for-pound, but Love Will Tear Us Apart by Nerina Pallot is kind of incredible too.
Always on My Mind by Pet Shop Boys is maybe the best pound-for-pound, but Love Will Tear Us Apart by Nerina Pallot is kind of incredible too.
#NoButSeriously, I only ever see it from non-fans, and I think they underestimate just how much it means to fans.
If you think I go on about football, check the timelines of season ticket holders. And that’s just club level: Multiply the emotions by 100 for a World Cup. It’s not just performative.
If you think I go on about football, check the timelines of season ticket holders. And that’s just club level: Multiply the emotions by 100 for a World Cup. It’s not just performative.
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
#NoButSeriously, I only ever see it from non-fans, and I think they underestimate just how much it means to fans.
If you think I go on about football, check the timelines of season ticket holders. And that’s just club level: Multiply the emotions by 100 for a World Cup. It’s not just performative.
If you think I go on about football, check the timelines of season ticket holders. And that’s just club level: Multiply the emotions by 100 for a World Cup. It’s not just performative.
Open All Mics (26mins in) finally answered the question: What actually happens if you “put your house” on a goalless draw and it finishes 0-0? Do you snap someone’s hand off?
Haha #NoButSeriously, good Cliches-esque chat here as Stephen Craigan bumbles around answering a question he never expected.
Haha #NoButSeriously, good Cliches-esque chat here as Stephen Craigan bumbles around answering a question he never expected.
Sportscene: Open All Mics - 31/01/2026
Join the Sportsound team as they go around the grounds with the Open All Mics pundits for all the action from the Scottish Premiership and beyond.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Open All Mics (26mins in) finally answered the question: What actually happens if you “put your house” on a goalless draw and it finishes 0-0? Do you snap someone’s hand off?
Haha #NoButSeriously, good Cliches-esque chat here as Stephen Craigan bumbles around answering a question he never expected.
Haha #NoButSeriously, good Cliches-esque chat here as Stephen Craigan bumbles around answering a question he never expected.
Haha, #NoButSeriously, it *will* have to be one of you lot over there that does it. Or a million of you doing a Sri Lanka and going postal.
For obvious reasons, I can’t see another country doing it. It’ll have to be an inside job, but luckily there are about 330m of you to choose from.
For obvious reasons, I can’t see another country doing it. It’ll have to be an inside job, but luckily there are about 330m of you to choose from.
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Haha, #NoButSeriously, it *will* have to be one of you lot over there that does it. Or a million of you doing a Sri Lanka and going postal.
For obvious reasons, I can’t see another country doing it. It’ll have to be an inside job, but luckily there are about 330m of you to choose from.
For obvious reasons, I can’t see another country doing it. It’ll have to be an inside job, but luckily there are about 330m of you to choose from.
Haha, #NoButSeriously, I hope Celtic destroy Falkirk tonight, purely because their manager tries to sign convicted rapists.
(Also hope they win on Sunday, because Rangers. Then hope they start losing again after that, so Hearts win the league. Life as a Celtic Centrist is gruelling, man.)
(Also hope they win on Sunday, because Rangers. Then hope they start losing again after that, so Hearts win the league. Life as a Celtic Centrist is gruelling, man.)
Well that was epic. Good luck to Martin O’Neill against Falkirk tomorrow (how is that sentence appearing on Bluesky? Is it 2002?) If he drops points at any stage, his coat will be on a shoogly peg.
Because… *crowd chants along* #InThisCityYouDontGetTime
Because… *crowd chants along* #InThisCityYouDontGetTime
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Haha, #NoButSeriously, I hope Celtic destroy Falkirk tonight, purely because their manager tries to sign convicted rapists.
(Also hope they win on Sunday, because Rangers. Then hope they start losing again after that, so Hearts win the league. Life as a Celtic Centrist is gruelling, man.)
(Also hope they win on Sunday, because Rangers. Then hope they start losing again after that, so Hearts win the league. Life as a Celtic Centrist is gruelling, man.)
#NoButSeriously, Russell Martin is a great guy and a good manager who plays attacking football: this is such a terrible fit.
If he succeeds I’ll be annoyed and if he bombs I’ll feel sorry for him. They’re so much easier to laugh at when they’re managed by Barry Ferguson or John Brown or some clown.
If he succeeds I’ll be annoyed and if he bombs I’ll feel sorry for him. They’re so much easier to laugh at when they’re managed by Barry Ferguson or John Brown or some clown.
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
#NoButSeriously, Russell Martin is a great guy and a good manager who plays attacking football: this is such a terrible fit.
If he succeeds I’ll be annoyed and if he bombs I’ll feel sorry for him. They’re so much easier to laugh at when they’re managed by Barry Ferguson or John Brown or some clown.
If he succeeds I’ll be annoyed and if he bombs I’ll feel sorry for him. They’re so much easier to laugh at when they’re managed by Barry Ferguson or John Brown or some clown.
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December 3, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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