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Current method for Project Pringle #NotAprilFools #MagicTheGathering
April 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Folks, SAROS has gone gold!

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April 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
*Oh and, yeah, shut down those giant energy-hog data centers and run your pirated AI off a Raspberry Pi or something #NotAprilFools
Politico: The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf.
April 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
🚨 Turns out, this isn’t a prank! 🚨

Our mischievous little Husky pulled off the ultimate heist - and now every single diaper in this limited-edition PeekABU run will be just him! 🐺💙

🔥 “Ooops! All Huskies” is coming soon:

abuniverse.com/products/oop...

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April 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tis is a commmmision / jift for zpecial someponi

#thisnotajoke #notaprilfools #seriously #santosinocentes
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
No, this is not an April fools joke. Before work, i decided to play an old #msdosgame called #thecatacombabyss on my #Windows98 ##RETROGAMING computer, and I finally beaten the #shareware episode. The boss was a complete joke, but to be fair, it's an old game. #retrorobbyreviews #notaprilfools
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@dallasmae222.bsky.social introduced me to the delicious Xavier Hendrix 🍆🖤🤤 out now on OF this isn't an #AprilFoolsJoke
#NotAprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #onlyfans #nsfw #realnsfw #porn
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It was an honor to have been nominated at all, and to have received the MVP acceptance email this morning was quite the surprise! Can't wait to learn more about what it means to be an "MVP" and to find some new ways to give back to the community this year.

#mvpbuzz #powershell #notaprilfools
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
April 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Unfortunately I’m really burned out from this weekend and work. No Stream today #NotAprilFools

You gotta take care of yourself before others. See y’all soon!
April 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just filled up for $1.164/L on Kenaston. #NotAprilFools
April 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
smooch bufo roggo and he turns into a prince hashtag REAL hashtag NOTAPRILFOOLS
April 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The guy in charge of hunting down and eliminating Fraud in every single job in the Federal government just wrapped up a fraudulent lottery to promote vote-buying.

Can’t make this stuff up. I wonder if any journalist bothers to point this out.

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Scoop: Ekaterina Diestler, one of the "winners" of Elon Musk's $1 million handout in Wisconsin, works for a company founded and headed by Republican mega donors. Bruce Bell, the founder of Belmark, has donated thousands to Brad Schimel's campaign & other GOP causes. www.theverge.com/politics/640...
April 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
had a nightmare that I was a small business owner #NotAprilFools
April 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Twenty-three hours and counting. Give 'em Hell @corybooker.com #CoreyBooker #notaprilfools
April 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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tonight i will be mixing spicy hot vegetable juice, hot cocoa mix, ghost pepper hot sauce, and sprite into a “pungent blood cocktail” which i will drink live on stream to celebrate raising $1K for @abortionfunds.bsky.social last week! 🥴
April 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not an April Fools Joke. My Horror collection is just $3 on Patreon. No subscription required. That's 29 short stories!

www.patreon.com/collection/1...

#BookSky #NotAprilFools #Horror #ShortStories
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I love when he accidentally tells the truth!
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April 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy March 32nd!
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April 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
#NotAprilFools

Yesterday was one of the best days I've seen on the internet. I may not be Trans but I love seeing the bravery and commitment to living your truth.

And for all you eggs out there, I'm proud of you too. I hope you find a place to hatch and become who you were meant to be.

#ITDA
April 1, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Welcome to our new Managing Director, Dr Cormac Booth

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#notaprilfools | Cormac Booth
I'm delighted to announce that today is my first day as Managing Director at SMRU Consulting. It's a very exciting time for the company and I'm looking…
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April 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM