#notallvampires
LightNews LightNews
drlisacorrigan.bsky.social
#NotAllVampires
June 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
salomekjones.bsky.social
hahahaha #notallvampires
salomekjones.bsky.social Shoe queen of Atlantis @salomekjones.bsky.social · Aug 12
A friend just told me that he understood why young women fantasized about being in relationships with vampires, because men take too long to mature. A vampire looks young but has a thousand years of experience. Which led to this conversation.

Me: But vampires are murderers.
T: Not all vampires.
August 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
handle.invalid
A cape? #NotAllVampires
December 1, 2024 at 7:37 PM
crazyautrice.bsky.social
#NotAllVampires ^^
March 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
drunk.moe
#NotAllVampires
October 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
handle.invalid
#notallvampires
August 9, 2023 at 8:07 PM
eliwoodsgheist.bsky.social
Happy #WIPSnips 22 - Needle!

Hashtag notallvampires are hot 😂 but charisma is totally different!
From EYES SHINE SILVER IN MOONLIGHT.
”My blessed believers,” Lionel crooned. He was aged, for a vampire. Not particularly old - only a few hundred years, give or take - but he looked like a human well past middle aged. Most were changed closer to the prime of youth. His needle-sharp canines were thin and looked almost flimsy, magnified ten times their actual size. His face sagged into unappealing wrinkles; Audrey was certain human males could age with some grace and dignity, but this one had not. Even his eyes looked cloudy and unfocused, instead of a vampire’s focused, hunting stare. And yet, when he spoke, Audrey could understand his magnetism. Partly from his rich, sonorous voice, but also just something about him drew the eye of the watcher. There was nothing physically attractive about this man, but he didn’t need a giant television to command the room.
July 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
sirsethamus.bsky.social
#NotAllVampires
November 7, 2024 at 11:38 PM
taigasangare.eurosky.social
#NotAllVampires
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
#NotAllVampires
Bill Compton @VampireBill Cowards make me sick. Real vampires show respect for their donors. This elevator is predator free. Unless... #RESPECT
August 20, 2026 at 2:06 PM
thandrie.bsky.social
hey #NotAllVampires <3
February 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
krissywrites.northsky.social
Monsters? #NOTALLVAMPIRES (I’m joking, don’t cancel me)
December 1, 2023 at 12:54 PM
andimohr.bsky.social
I am booking an NHS blood test.

Important question - would I like to subscribe to cool offers and promotions? 🤔

#NotAllVampires 🧛
Blood test booking screen. Tickbox says "Subscribe to be one of first to receive our promotions, cool offers and get other relevant information."
August 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
teetertottertesser.bsky.social
Honestly (and I'm sorry to paint with too broad of a brush), after listening to @lpotl.bsky.social 's series on Rod Ferrell and The Kentucky Teenage Vampire Clan Murders, I'm kind of wary of VTM players. I'm sure #NotAllVampires but I'm not willing to risk it.
August 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
glennsummers.bsky.social
#notallvampires
Blade: Bring It On
ALT: Blade: Bring It On
static.klipy.com
June 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
brigid.bsky.social
There’s so much racism in vampire media & games. Obviously #NotAllVampires but at this point I’m never surprised to see it.
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
odellask.bsky.social
#notallvampires
March 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
weirwoodtreehug.bsky.social
#NotAllVampires
a woman in a yellow jacket sits in a chair next to a wine glass
ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket sits in a chair next to a wine glass
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
11thjeff.bsky.social
This is a newer, different Dracula!
#NotAllVampires!
December 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM