Looks like Apple changed the wording of Notarization emails to no longer say “approved,” wonder what caused that!

I love the euphemism “confirmed bachelor,” because it implies an official ruling, possibly of the sort that would require notarization. “This fella is as gay as it gets. Signed, Bobby Snodgrass, President of the Duchess County Bachelor Inspection Board”

My response to Apple’s statement on Hot Tub:

Remote notarization?

Need a trans-affirming notary? I provide remote online notarization with respect, privacy, and ease. 🏳️‍⚧️💙 Notarize from anywhere! Immediate and scheduled appointments available at: notaryappointment.com

Reasons include, but not limited to;
- Apple is a terrible anti-consumer/developer company
- The cost of development is high
- Requires Apple hardware which I do not own
- Apple users in general require too much support
- Keeping the software running costs too much maintenance
- License/notarization

Today is a great day because I:
- vanquished Apple's notarization service
- profiled code where memcpy (well, memmov) was /actually/ the bottleneck
- have a legitimate usage for `fork()`

The US embassy in Ottawa deals with an unimaginable volume of routine paperwork. Passports, notarization, …

MacOS FNF gamers, let me know if u have issues running 0.6.0 update, it should be proper universal build w/ signed+notarization 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

There's no good reason why people distributing apps outside the Play Store should need to provide their personal data to Google.

This is just taking Android into the horrible world of dev accounts and notarization that Apple enforces.

You think your walled garden is safe? Gatekeeper can be bypassed, notarization can be fooled, don’t even get me started on Objective-C runtime abuse or malicious LaunchAgents dropped in ~/Library/ where no one ever checks. My dude you use Homebrew. Are you kidding me on security?

Only two absentee ballots can be requested "per household", so in combination with the notarization, new ID, and in-person registration requirements, this is going to disenfranchise primarily old voters.

App signing and notarization for Mac apps is fun fun fun :/
#gamedev

Generally, the only notarization I won't do is mortgages (compliance policies are way too annoying and your lender should be doing that) or certifying that an event has happened (hard for me to verify). Other than those, most likely!