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Had a walk round the park before a Tesco breakfast, life doesn't get better than this. #notevenjoking
April 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
WARNING: This movie is not fit for human consumption. Seriously. 😅

#DontDoIt
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#23 Wacko! (1982)

This will be a Joe Don Baker first time watch for @erinkelly323.bsky.social and I.

#31DaysofHalloween #80sHorror #MutantFam #MST3K #Rifftrax
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I might have known that Trump wouldn't have wanted to get into the busyness of DESTROYING A CIVILIZATION while the Masters was on
#R4today

Sadly #NotEvenJoking
April 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
So, the people of the United States of America may need to take out a restraining order against their President and executive
#NotEvenJoking
#Extortion101
#Epstein
#PaedophileTrump
NEWS: Trump seems to be implying he is going to sue ABC for bringing back Jimmy Kimmel. This is why you never bend the knee to a bully.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Sometimes when I need a laugh-in-a-hurry, I bring up this picture of @WalksWithWine's cat. #NotEvenJoking
November 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Dunno if anyone else feels like this but my first reaction when I wake up is literally ‘ahhh fuck.’ 😔 #NotEvenJoking
#JustOldAge
January 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
PROTOTYPE AND SCAG LOVE U 5EVER #NOTEVENJOKING #SOSERIOUS
January 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Red Sign with 100,000
ALT: Red Sign with 100,000
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May 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
They recruited for the Diddymen from our junior school. I was rejected for being too tall. In a cruel twist of fate, I never grew taller. #NotEvenJoking
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just got off the phone with one of Australia’s major banks to try and unlock a failed passcode.
Obviously offshored their help desk, given the language difficulties.. and the background noises of villagers, chickens and a ROOSTER, in full voice, crowing in the background.
#NotEvenJoking 😳
February 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I still think there should be a BBC Prom celebrating this music, with a concert and talks about its construction and diffusion into popular culture.
September 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
George Takei has his own fragrance called "Eau My." #notevenjoking
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I guess @pinnable is punishing me now. Just got 33 more emails. #NotEvenJoking
November 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Looking fwd to taste testing some @ChopinVodka today for my blog. Gettin' the grandparents involved. #NotEvenJoking
November 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
And now, life changing words on stage about Carnie Wilson's flatulence. #NotEvenJoking #WilsonPhillips #WhatisHappening @Mkr512
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Teenagers' music selection is way too hipsters. I'm rocking out to One Direction. #NotevenJoking #yardsale #NeverTooOld
November 19, 2024 at 8:19 AM
We fed the teens a nutritious meal (read: @McDonalds). Have resumed ride 2 #CAllahfornia w/ The Lion King. #notevenjoking #theyvotedonit
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Celebrating Rapture Day watching a Turkish ninja movie. #NotEvenJoking
November 19, 2024 at 12:28 AM
And yes, this was when my life peaked.

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January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I was Cub of the Year in 1985, and I can assure you that I’m not ceremonially handing that award over to anyone for any reason.

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January 16, 2026 at 10:04 AM
An Excel wizard showed me her Excel spreadsheets yesterday and it exploded my brain. Excel is amazing. #notevenjoking #help
November 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
We are doomed people. Just walked past a dine-in Greggs. #notevenjoking
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM