Much Ado About Nothinger
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. I’ll start:
Jude the Obscurer
Jude the Obscurer
September 28, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Much Ado About Nothinger
Federal minimum wage is still $7.25 because as Senate Budget Chair Bernie balked at a deal to raise it to $11. Still there are who in 2025 thinks this mediocre do-nothinger is the answer to our problems.
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Federal minimum wage is still $7.25 because as Senate Budget Chair Bernie balked at a deal to raise it to $11. Still there are who in 2025 thinks this mediocre do-nothinger is the answer to our problems.
Sommelier. Food critic.
Professional do-nothinger
Professional do-nothinger
Do yall have a dream job ?
April 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Sommelier. Food critic.
Professional do-nothinger
Professional do-nothinger
*most annoying guy you've ever heard* ok sure but have you considered the other party wants you to have nothinger?
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*most annoying guy you've ever heard* ok sure but have you considered the other party wants you to have nothinger?
Santa is a do-nothinger.
December 25, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Santa is a do-nothinger.
Infuriating.
The rich for nothing get rich for nothinger.
The rich for nothing get rich for nothinger.
June 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Infuriating.
The rich for nothing get rich for nothinger.
The rich for nothing get rich for nothinger.
intermittent fasting is the weight loss plan for me as it requires me to do absolutely nothing for 18 to 20 hours a day
ima professional do nothinger. i do nothing hard as fuck. need nothing done? im ur guy
ima professional do nothinger. i do nothing hard as fuck. need nothing done? im ur guy
August 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
intermittent fasting is the weight loss plan for me as it requires me to do absolutely nothing for 18 to 20 hours a day
ima professional do nothinger. i do nothing hard as fuck. need nothing done? im ur guy
ima professional do nothinger. i do nothing hard as fuck. need nothing done? im ur guy
Lankford needs to put his action to where his mouth his. Another spineless do-nothinger.
March 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Lankford needs to put his action to where his mouth his. Another spineless do-nothinger.
Awesome! In the Senate you can do even nothinger to combat what's going on!
Retire and endorse someone who will actually work for NH and not big donors.
Retire and endorse someone who will actually work for NH and not big donors.
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Awesome! In the Senate you can do even nothinger to combat what's going on!
Retire and endorse someone who will actually work for NH and not big donors.
Retire and endorse someone who will actually work for NH and not big donors.
Cowlbert had just lost his Telowlvision Show, for purely financial reasons. The Big Loud Orange Bird (BLOB) had nothinger than nothing to do with it! Cowlbert was still in wistful Hello-Goodbye mode, and felt he had to spread his wings to try and go elsewhere. But he knew he would be back...
May 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Cowlbert had just lost his Telowlvision Show, for purely financial reasons. The Big Loud Orange Bird (BLOB) had nothinger than nothing to do with it! Cowlbert was still in wistful Hello-Goodbye mode, and felt he had to spread his wings to try and go elsewhere. But he knew he would be back...
It's seemed possible at the time about the pilot, but the longer we go and the nothinger we hear about it seems weird, when normally they would be paraded around like a hero even if injured. It's been a month and a half, time flies when your zone is flooded.
May 20, 2026 at 11:53 AM
It's seemed possible at the time about the pilot, but the longer we go and the nothinger we hear about it seems weird, when normally they would be paraded around like a hero even if injured. It's been a month and a half, time flies when your zone is flooded.
AOC sees that Bernie skated on being a do nothinger and decided she wants to be like him. The issue for her is she isn't a cis white man from one of the whitest states in the Union. It won't work out well for her.
July 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
AOC sees that Bernie skated on being a do nothinger and decided she wants to be like him. The issue for her is she isn't a cis white man from one of the whitest states in the Union. It won't work out well for her.
In my everyday life I look for opportunities to radically do nothing. I'm a rabid do nothinger. I fight day in and day out to do nothing. People think I'm lazy, but to Carville, I'm a radical hero.
February 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In my everyday life I look for opportunities to radically do nothing. I'm a rabid do nothinger. I fight day in and day out to do nothing. People think I'm lazy, but to Carville, I'm a radical hero.
Vanishment Disappearealist Nothinger
April 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Vanishment Disappearealist Nothinger
Nothing like catching my dog making chewing noises and motions and grabbing her to check her mouth/throat but she's a serial chew-on-nothinger but also has a history of eating used bandages
March 6, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Nothing like catching my dog making chewing noises and motions and grabbing her to check her mouth/throat but she's a serial chew-on-nothinger but also has a history of eating used bandages
“Beer & Nothinger”
- Sartre’s first draft
- Sartre’s first draft
August 15, 2024 at 12:20 PM
“Beer & Nothinger”
- Sartre’s first draft
- Sartre’s first draft
No bag has been larger and no nothing has been nothinger
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
No bag has been larger and no nothing has been nothinger
Tfw the sky literally falls
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Tfw the sky literally falls
Elon Musk might want to read a job description.
By all accounts, Musk hasn't/doesn't create anything, either.
He's a user/abuser and big do-nothinger.
All Musk is interested in, like Trump, is getting attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, either ... just like Trump.
By all accounts, Musk hasn't/doesn't create anything, either.
He's a user/abuser and big do-nothinger.
All Musk is interested in, like Trump, is getting attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, either ... just like Trump.
July 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Elon Musk might want to read a job description.
By all accounts, Musk hasn't/doesn't create anything, either.
He's a user/abuser and big do-nothinger.
All Musk is interested in, like Trump, is getting attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, either ... just like Trump.
By all accounts, Musk hasn't/doesn't create anything, either.
He's a user/abuser and big do-nothinger.
All Musk is interested in, like Trump, is getting attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, either ... just like Trump.
This might also be a double-edged sword because someone animated with The Zeal for True Justice™️ but otherwise a centrist do-nothinger could well use throwing rando Trumptards in jail for their corruption as an excuse not to enact sweeping reforms while cleaning out the space
Tbh the corruption is so widespread that this could be an ongoing strategy, anytime the media is like "a-ha, why haven't you fixed THIS" you just go dig up a handful of Trump guys who worked in that topic area and say "we found out it was these guys' fault and put them in jail"
July 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
This might also be a double-edged sword because someone animated with The Zeal for True Justice™️ but otherwise a centrist do-nothinger could well use throwing rando Trumptards in jail for their corruption as an excuse not to enact sweeping reforms while cleaning out the space
New episode out now! Donald Brock, Jr. representing the #CoastalComicCon gets the #nothinger #introduction on @AAN_pod latest episode with Zac and @barrettgruber.bsky.social!
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
New episode out now! Donald Brock, Jr. representing the #CoastalComicCon gets the #nothinger #introduction on @AAN_pod latest episode with Zac and @barrettgruber.bsky.social!
🎙Episode 260 publishes on Monday with the return of Zac King!!!
Members get this episode early!
members.theallaboutnothing.com to become a #nothinger now!
@barrettgruber.bsky.social and @bfryeofficial.bsky.social!
Members get this episode early!
members.theallaboutnothing.com to become a #nothinger now!
@barrettgruber.bsky.social and @bfryeofficial.bsky.social!
June 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
🎙Episode 260 publishes on Monday with the return of Zac King!!!
Members get this episode early!
members.theallaboutnothing.com to become a #nothinger now!
@barrettgruber.bsky.social and @bfryeofficial.bsky.social!
Members get this episode early!
members.theallaboutnothing.com to become a #nothinger now!
@barrettgruber.bsky.social and @bfryeofficial.bsky.social!
"And in a big win, the DOJ has reduced voter fraud to nearly nothing."
But wasn't there a nearly none before?
"Yes, but it's nearly nothinger than it was before!"
But wasn't there a nearly none before?
"Yes, but it's nearly nothinger than it was before!"
April 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"And in a big win, the DOJ has reduced voter fraud to nearly nothing."
But wasn't there a nearly none before?
"Yes, but it's nearly nothinger than it was before!"
But wasn't there a nearly none before?
"Yes, but it's nearly nothinger than it was before!"