this how it feels to have notifications on for your closest oomfs
November 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
this how it feels to have notifications on for your closest oomfs
please. my notifications are very sick
November 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
please. my notifications are very sick
If you have Elon Musk tweet notifications on: keep them on.
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you have Elon Musk tweet notifications on: keep them on.
Mike Johnson has disabled notifications and the “no jorkin it” app for the night
November 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Mike Johnson has disabled notifications and the “no jorkin it” app for the night
Microsoft Teams in my notifications like "You have notifications" okay thanks what are they
November 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Microsoft Teams in my notifications like "You have notifications" okay thanks what are they
turning a lot of notifications on tonight
November 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
turning a lot of notifications on tonight
me trying to decipher the new notifications tab
November 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
me trying to decipher the new notifications tab
"You will no longer receive notifications for this thread"
Thank fuck!
Thank fuck!
November 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"You will no longer receive notifications for this thread"
Thank fuck!
Thank fuck!
My text notifications look like this
November 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
My text notifications look like this
(checking my notifications quickly) y'shtola is governor of ohio
November 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
(checking my notifications quickly) y'shtola is governor of ohio
Is anyone else getting missed call notifications from people who haven’t rung you? Had four tonight
November 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Is anyone else getting missed call notifications from people who haven’t rung you? Had four tonight
Oh. That’s why my notifications have just completely stopped
November 4, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Oh. That’s why my notifications have just completely stopped
turn off your notifications. silence your phone. you don't gotta look at nothin. you are but an animal, and animals cannot read.
November 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
turn off your notifications. silence your phone. you don't gotta look at nothin. you are but an animal, and animals cannot read.
this is overbusy and awkward, as a corrective I'd offer: disable all notifications. no one can see their replies, at all, ever. disable seeing how many followers you have. not your business. "post alerts"? wtf are you talking about? in your hearts you know this is a great idea
October 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
this is overbusy and awkward, as a corrective I'd offer: disable all notifications. no one can see their replies, at all, ever. disable seeing how many followers you have. not your business. "post alerts"? wtf are you talking about? in your hearts you know this is a great idea
my notifications have never been this fucked in my life and so am I
November 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
my notifications have never been this fucked in my life and so am I
Enabling an awful lot of post notifications rn…
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Enabling an awful lot of post notifications rn…
bruh clearly has his notifications off
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
bruh clearly has his notifications off
I want to make half of these my new text notifications.
Yes, definitely, it leads to horrible things like in this video. No human joy in sight
youtu.be/0YG0Fd63_70
youtu.be/0YG0Fd63_70
Baldur's Gate 3 - Narrator outtakes #1
YouTube video by Amelia Tyler
youtu.be
November 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I want to make half of these my new text notifications.
who at bluesky do i have to ask to not have the beta notifications redesign turned on because i did not ask to have this, the button is not enable, and i find it viscerally unpleasant.
October 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
who at bluesky do i have to ask to not have the beta notifications redesign turned on because i did not ask to have this, the button is not enable, and i find it viscerally unpleasant.
Well there's a worse batch of notifications to wake up to!
November 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Well there's a worse batch of notifications to wake up to!
the new notifications tab has been wildly successful at getting me to stop looking at my notifications tab so often, or at all
November 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
the new notifications tab has been wildly successful at getting me to stop looking at my notifications tab so often, or at all
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO MY NOTIFICATIONS TAB
November 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO MY NOTIFICATIONS TAB
Buttplug wearable: bone conduction speaker and a vibration motor for notifications and agents
November 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Buttplug wearable: bone conduction speaker and a vibration motor for notifications and agents
And you know what now ? Now Russian system of notifications about the attacks and emergencies was also hacked .
Because two can play this game .
Because two can play this game .
November 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
And you know what now ? Now Russian system of notifications about the attacks and emergencies was also hacked .
Because two can play this game .
Because two can play this game .
student: they changed the notifications tab
master: what is the notifications tab
master: what is the notifications tab
October 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
student: they changed the notifications tab
master: what is the notifications tab
master: what is the notifications tab