[revenge of the sith novelization narration voice]
you cannot get hard. you don’t even have meat anymore
you cannot get hard. you don’t even have meat anymore
November 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
[revenge of the sith novelization narration voice]
you cannot get hard. you don’t even have meat anymore
you cannot get hard. you don’t even have meat anymore
If your takeaway from Stover’s novelization was “fascism is good,” you should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery.
November 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If your takeaway from Stover’s novelization was “fascism is good,” you should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery.
Matthew Stover, the author of the (phenomenal) Revenge of the Sith novelization, has been weighing in on conservatives identifying with Anakin Skywalker.
November 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Matthew Stover, the author of the (phenomenal) Revenge of the Sith novelization, has been weighing in on conservatives identifying with Anakin Skywalker.
Becoming evil, anyone want anything?
November 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Becoming evil, anyone want anything?
tbh the Revenge of the Sith novelization was bizarrely good
November 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
tbh the Revenge of the Sith novelization was bizarrely good
The novelization has one of Palpatine’s manipulations of Anakin be the suggestion that she’s cheating with Obi Wan
Ofc these memes will make it Windu for, uh, reasons
Ofc these memes will make it Windu for, uh, reasons
November 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The novelization has one of Palpatine’s manipulations of Anakin be the suggestion that she’s cheating with Obi Wan
Ofc these memes will make it Windu for, uh, reasons
Ofc these memes will make it Windu for, uh, reasons
Mike P. Nelson's SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT: THE NOVELIZATION will release on November 24.
Written by splatterpunk legend Shane McKenzie.
Have you been naughty this year?
Written by splatterpunk legend Shane McKenzie.
Have you been naughty this year?
November 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Mike P. Nelson's SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT: THE NOVELIZATION will release on November 24.
Written by splatterpunk legend Shane McKenzie.
Have you been naughty this year?
Written by splatterpunk legend Shane McKenzie.
Have you been naughty this year?
yeah this is canonical in the novelization of revenge of the sith
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
yeah this is canonical in the novelization of revenge of the sith
The Stover novelization (which is much better than the movie, imo) is very explicit about Anakin getting used by fascism and it ruining his life.
November 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The Stover novelization (which is much better than the movie, imo) is very explicit about Anakin getting used by fascism and it ruining his life.
Finished my paperback novelization cover for Evil Dead Rise!
October 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Finished my paperback novelization cover for Evil Dead Rise!
Titan books to release “RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: THE OFFICIAL NOVELIZATION"
Titan Books to Release “Return of the Living Dead: The Official Novelization”
Titan Books will reissue John A. Russo's original 1978 novel as a new hardcover, decades after the film that made Return of the Living Dead famous.
ow.ly
November 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Titan books to release “RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: THE OFFICIAL NOVELIZATION"
novelization of mister ed
November 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
novelization of mister ed
I prefer the ROTS novelization to the movie!
November 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I prefer the ROTS novelization to the movie!
i also think the revenge of the sith novelization is amazing literature but like, because it's good literature, not because i was reading turner diaries exegesis into it
October 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i also think the revenge of the sith novelization is amazing literature but like, because it's good literature, not because i was reading turner diaries exegesis into it
Excuse me, Gen Z men were not even born when that novelization came out
November 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Excuse me, Gen Z men were not even born when that novelization came out
This is a movie about how much George Lucas hates George W Bush and Dick Cheney and the (much better) novelization is about how Anakin Skywalker's life was ruined and how it's entirely his own fault. Media literacy at all time lows
November 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
This is a movie about how much George Lucas hates George W Bush and Dick Cheney and the (much better) novelization is about how Anakin Skywalker's life was ruined and how it's entirely his own fault. Media literacy at all time lows
the novelization which spells out even more explicitly than the movie why Anakin is not correct and is pathetic?
November 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
the novelization which spells out even more explicitly than the movie why Anakin is not correct and is pathetic?
This novelization is better than the movie, & the movie is fantastic.
DEAD & BURIED
Written by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
Written by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
October 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This novelization is better than the movie, & the movie is fantastic.
greatest novelization ever! made me watch the movie again, which was a Mistake
November 3, 2026 at 5:14 AM
greatest novelization ever! made me watch the movie again, which was a Mistake
My all time favorite horror film gets a novelization? Yes. Yes it does.
Titan books to release “RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: THE OFFICIAL NOVELIZATION"
Titan Books to Release “Return of the Living Dead: The Official Novelization”
Titan Books will reissue John A. Russo's original 1978 novel as a new hardcover, decades after the film that made Return of the Living Dead famous.
ow.ly
November 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My all time favorite horror film gets a novelization? Yes. Yes it does.
Ah, the Further Misadventures of the macho stuntman who killed his wife, which I suppose counts as the original misadventure.*
* The film leaves this ambiguous, but Tarantino's novelization confirms that yes, he killed her, with a speargun, nearly tearing her in half
* The film leaves this ambiguous, but Tarantino's novelization confirms that yes, he killed her, with a speargun, nearly tearing her in half
November 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ah, the Further Misadventures of the macho stuntman who killed his wife, which I suppose counts as the original misadventure.*
* The film leaves this ambiguous, but Tarantino's novelization confirms that yes, he killed her, with a speargun, nearly tearing her in half
* The film leaves this ambiguous, but Tarantino's novelization confirms that yes, he killed her, with a speargun, nearly tearing her in half
Also, read the novelization, because it's one of the best pieces of Star Wars media ever put out.
"Though this is the end of the age of heroes, it has saved its best for last."
"Though this is the end of the age of heroes, it has saved its best for last."
November 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Also, read the novelization, because it's one of the best pieces of Star Wars media ever put out.
"Though this is the end of the age of heroes, it has saved its best for last."
"Though this is the end of the age of heroes, it has saved its best for last."
She literally does try to stab him in the much better Revenge of the Sith novelization
November 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
She literally does try to stab him in the much better Revenge of the Sith novelization
A day or three ago when someone on the everything app posted about how the Return of the Sith novelization was the Turner Diaries for zoomers. God I wish I was joking
November 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
A day or three ago when someone on the everything app posted about how the Return of the Sith novelization was the Turner Diaries for zoomers. God I wish I was joking
In the novelization it's revealed that the guy *did*, in fact, invent the bloody thing, and Scotty knew this and was geeking out over meeting him
It's a good ol' bootstrap paradox
It's a good ol' bootstrap paradox
November 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
In the novelization it's revealed that the guy *did*, in fact, invent the bloody thing, and Scotty knew this and was geeking out over meeting him
It's a good ol' bootstrap paradox
It's a good ol' bootstrap paradox