RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
April 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
Buncha animal people being turned into nutritional paste. 🫠
June 26, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Buncha animal people being turned into nutritional paste. 🫠
Finally found out the nutritional value of pure cuteness . 😍
June 15, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Finally found out the nutritional value of pure cuteness . 😍
What's the nutritional value of uma milk
August 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
What's the nutritional value of uma milk
we call this next one the nutritional atmospheric chamber! 😋
September 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
we call this next one the nutritional atmospheric chamber! 😋
Nutritional Expansion Project
Subject: FRIDAY
Subject: FRIDAY
April 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nutritional Expansion Project
Subject: FRIDAY
Subject: FRIDAY
(looking at the nutritional facts of smoked salmon) oh no
December 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM
(looking at the nutritional facts of smoked salmon) oh no
So I fired my bathroom scale. Next I'm gonna fire the nutritional label on a pint of ice cream.
August 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So I fired my bathroom scale. Next I'm gonna fire the nutritional label on a pint of ice cream.
I think that nutritional labels should include a
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
January 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think that nutritional labels should include a
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
nutritional pussy yeast
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
nutritional pussy yeast
Have you heard about our lord and saviour, nutritional yeast?
May 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Have you heard about our lord and saviour, nutritional yeast?
we could call it, I dunno, a "supplemental nutritional assistance program." or maybe something SNAPpier
August 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
we could call it, I dunno, a "supplemental nutritional assistance program." or maybe something SNAPpier
TARLOV: “There’s no reason for Dems to support this CR that they were not even consulted on — Cutting nutritional assistance veterans benefits, and Medicaid.”
March 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
TARLOV: “There’s no reason for Dems to support this CR that they were not even consulted on — Cutting nutritional assistance veterans benefits, and Medicaid.”
THIS CAT IS JUST STUDYING THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS LABEL
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
Ginny is the cat we adopted last fall who is on her weight loss journey. I picked up a new bag of food for her today while I was at the vet with her sister. Ever since we got back she has been HELL BENT on breaking into the new bag of food. Here is a photo of the perp at the crime scene
May 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
THIS CAT IS JUST STUDYING THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS LABEL
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
Could the FBI finance itself by selling nutritional supplements to angry conservative young men? This podcaster/deputy director says yes.
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Could the FBI finance itself by selling nutritional supplements to angry conservative young men? This podcaster/deputy director says yes.
Make sure you start your day with a nutritional and tasty breakfast
May 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Make sure you start your day with a nutritional and tasty breakfast
Mayor has suspended nutritional consequences
When snow is falling, you can Eat Something Stupid
February 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Mayor has suspended nutritional consequences
The serving size of chocolate chips should be "until you feel better" and the nutritional information doesn't matter because it's medicinal.
August 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The serving size of chocolate chips should be "until you feel better" and the nutritional information doesn't matter because it's medicinal.
Frost: People should know that them cutting your healthcare, them cutting nutritional assistance, SNAP benefits, all this stuff—they're cutting that from working people so they can give ICE money to go terrorize our communities.
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Frost: People should know that them cutting your healthcare, them cutting nutritional assistance, SNAP benefits, all this stuff—they're cutting that from working people so they can give ICE money to go terrorize our communities.
this week's transmission: architectural refinement, biomechanical intertwining, nutritional value
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this week's transmission: architectural refinement, biomechanical intertwining, nutritional value
Thank you for the nutritional advice, Mr. convicted rapist
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Thank you for the nutritional advice, Mr. convicted rapist