Given who Patrick Stewart Was, and how he himself said his own eulogy should be about his rampant Objectophillia, I would like to imagine that upon hearing the UK had made face sitting illegal and he was like "I'm done, I'm fucking done" and decided to get the hell off this planet.

Also in the future i plan to draw objectophillia. There will be a guy fucking the built in vcr port of his tv

cake toppers
sword? the hilt of one?
ok maybe not technically "objectophillia" but i just got the image of someone bound to an anchor st andrews cross style and i like that a lot
whale paperweight :)

Did you know plushies can knot you?

#plushophillia #objectophillia #plushum #objectum #knot

the secret is in the objectophillia <3

i've been staying away from Google because the AI overview is something i don't want my brain to rely on, so i replaced it with Startpage.

trust me y'all i treat it like a normal phone assistant & not like those mfs who date AI or go mentally or insane over a PC (that's called objectophillia btw)

If You Build it They Will Come. A documentary about objectophillia

Cw / objectophillia/objectum freaky shit idk

Got kicked outta S/C/P Foundation for fuckin da coffee machine 😭

SIR COUNTRY
Dropping this weekend on justfor.fans/The_Sir_Kirk
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#gaycowboy #gayfarmers #kinklife #fetishlife #objectophillia #cowboyfetish

hey mouse, there's such things as loving your tech too much

#doodle #sketch #warmup #NSFW #NSFWart #objectophillia #tentacles #wiring #wireplay #CODoc #anal #tetraphillia
[Mouse (Ollie) (she/her)]

⛓️ Demon bussy is back on the menu boys! Indulging in some more Objectophillia with Date Everything! www.twitch.tv/sakuragore ⛓️

🍎 plush / objectum reader blurb. #PlayfellowXXX #objectum #objectophillia

Reader/🍎/🐶 but the besties are inanimate sex dolls, just a blurb
#playfellowXXX #objectum #objectophillia

Little treat for you night owls, here's a little something of me and my sweet TV, Genesis
#objectum #objectophillia #osor #television

I agree. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. America is insane and we don't have the mental capacity to change. Half the country has some kind of objectophillia with guns.