Ravioli-Shaped Objects xkcd.com/2998
October 16, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Ravioli-Shaped Objects xkcd.com/2998
Objects in [front-facing camera] are [larger] than they appear
October 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Objects in [front-facing camera] are [larger] than they appear
Careful, objects are thicker than they appear.
October 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Careful, objects are thicker than they appear.
it's a great day to read objects of affection
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
October 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
it's a great day to read objects of affection
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
were the objects insults? Harsh looks?
UPDATE: In emailed statement to me / @reason.com, DHS alleges that WGN-TV producer Debbie Brockman "threw objects at Border Patrol’s car and she was placed under arrest for assault on a federal law enforcement officer."
October 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
were the objects insults? Harsh looks?
"Objects in your rearview mirror are closer than they appear."
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Objects in your rearview mirror are closer than they appear."
What videogame mechanic do you wish existed in real life? I say crafting. Imagine if you could combine objects and materials to make new objects and materials 🤯
March 10, 2024 at 1:52 AM
What videogame mechanic do you wish existed in real life? I say crafting. Imagine if you could combine objects and materials to make new objects and materials 🤯
Imagine the conversations in the upper echelons of Qatar, UAE, and Saudi Arabia about how easy it is to distract THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA with shiny objects.
Not metaphorical shiny objects.
Actual shiny objects.
Like he’s a goddamn cat.
#RemoveTrump
Not metaphorical shiny objects.
Actual shiny objects.
Like he’s a goddamn cat.
#RemoveTrump
May 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Imagine the conversations in the upper echelons of Qatar, UAE, and Saudi Arabia about how easy it is to distract THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA with shiny objects.
Not metaphorical shiny objects.
Actual shiny objects.
Like he’s a goddamn cat.
#RemoveTrump
Not metaphorical shiny objects.
Actual shiny objects.
Like he’s a goddamn cat.
#RemoveTrump
Ada Objects - Harbor City Emails
July 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ada Objects - Harbor City Emails
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
read objects of affection
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
March 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
read objects of affection
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/objects
In the world of music, there are some...problematic...musical instruments that look beautiful but don't work properly. They're called "cello-shaped objects," "harp-shaped objects," etc. ChatGPT generates essay-shaped objects, bio-shaped objects, story-shaped objects, and so on down the line.
April 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
In the world of music, there are some...problematic...musical instruments that look beautiful but don't work properly. They're called "cello-shaped objects," "harp-shaped objects," etc. ChatGPT generates essay-shaped objects, bio-shaped objects, story-shaped objects, and so on down the line.
popular fairy shrimp youtube channel is really good at culturing, but does not put objects in the tanks. they like objects. it's probably good for their brains. you should give them objects.
October 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
popular fairy shrimp youtube channel is really good at culturing, but does not put objects in the tanks. they like objects. it's probably good for their brains. you should give them objects.
Imagine that. Treating people like, well, people instead of objects.
1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS
Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows
How did the city do it?
Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows
How did the city do it?
Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
The secret to Baltimore's extraordinary year
This April, Baltimore saw five homicides.
popular.info
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Imagine that. Treating people like, well, people instead of objects.
Make no mistake, he is justifying violence if he objects to the outcome of an election. Keep that in mind as we prepare for 2026.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Make no mistake, he is justifying violence if he objects to the outcome of an election. Keep that in mind as we prepare for 2026.
Are they Unidentified Flying Objects or are you just bad at identifying flying objects
June 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Are they Unidentified Flying Objects or are you just bad at identifying flying objects
Moving objects!
April 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Moving objects!
something poetic about the creepiest men in the world going from treating women like objects to treating objects like women
In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis.
Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9
Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9
May 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
something poetic about the creepiest men in the world going from treating women like objects to treating objects like women
This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen
Tommy Tuberville objects
March 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Tommy Tuberville objects
Types of Galaxies and Large objects in Universe.
November 28, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Types of Galaxies and Large objects in Universe.
Online discourse seems powered less by the exchange of ideas than the constant hunt for conceptual objects that the listener can have and express strong feelings about. Indignation Objects, Rage Objects, and Self-Righteousness Objects seem especially highly valued
April 20, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Online discourse seems powered less by the exchange of ideas than the constant hunt for conceptual objects that the listener can have and express strong feelings about. Indignation Objects, Rage Objects, and Self-Righteousness Objects seem especially highly valued