*oceangates you with my mind*
May 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
*oceangates you with my mind*
The corruption is deep. Let's hope it Oceangates
March 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The corruption is deep. Let's hope it Oceangates
you know who else exceeded their rate limit? the titan submersible operated by oceangates stockton rush. maybe have some respect
July 1, 2023 at 9:06 PM
you know who else exceeded their rate limit? the titan submersible operated by oceangates stockton rush. maybe have some respect
i look fwd 2 so many oceangates in near future
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i look fwd 2 so many oceangates in near future
1) avoiding a government shutdown is always good
2) narrowly avoiding a political disaster for all involved because a shitposter who builds four wheel Oceangates retweeted some shit is always bad
2) narrowly avoiding a political disaster for all involved because a shitposter who builds four wheel Oceangates retweeted some shit is always bad
December 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
1) avoiding a government shutdown is always good
2) narrowly avoiding a political disaster for all involved because a shitposter who builds four wheel Oceangates retweeted some shit is always bad
2) narrowly avoiding a political disaster for all involved because a shitposter who builds four wheel Oceangates retweeted some shit is always bad
Let 1000 oceangates bloom
July 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Let 1000 oceangates bloom
the controller survived. Invest in Logitech
June 23, 2023 at 9:25 PM
the controller survived. Invest in Logitech
Statt Guillotinen Oceangates bauen und nach der Revo die Billionaires da reinpacken.
Die die überleben Cobaltmine bis Lebensende.
Die die überleben Cobaltmine bis Lebensende.
March 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Statt Guillotinen Oceangates bauen und nach der Revo die Billionaires da reinpacken.
Die die überleben Cobaltmine bis Lebensende.
Die die überleben Cobaltmine bis Lebensende.
Ok hear me out: this will be way more benign than AI, at least we can let the rich folk go off planet while we try and fix things here
Plus we might get a couple of reverse OceanGates out of it too 🤞
Plus we might get a couple of reverse OceanGates out of it too 🤞
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Ok hear me out: this will be way more benign than AI, at least we can let the rich folk go off planet while we try and fix things here
Plus we might get a couple of reverse OceanGates out of it too 🤞
Plus we might get a couple of reverse OceanGates out of it too 🤞
How many OceanGates could we get out of it?
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How many OceanGates could we get out of it?
This may strike some as harsh, but we need more OceanGates; we need more Coldplay concerts; we need more orcas meeting yachts in the deepest parts of the ocean; we need more exploding rockets; and we need more ... "Marios" out taking a stroll early in the morning.
July 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This may strike some as harsh, but we need more OceanGates; we need more Coldplay concerts; we need more orcas meeting yachts in the deepest parts of the ocean; we need more exploding rockets; and we need more ... "Marios" out taking a stroll early in the morning.
It me, the DOGE Administrator! Just looking for fraud down here, anybody seen any fraud?
February 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It me, the DOGE Administrator! Just looking for fraud down here, anybody seen any fraud?
At #CHOW2025, Tech Culture Is Rewriting Ocean Stewardship in the era of Oceangates and Elons
open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...
open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...
June 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
At #CHOW2025, Tech Culture Is Rewriting Ocean Stewardship in the era of Oceangates and Elons
open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...
open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...
"And since our brilliant business practices are costing us a loyal playerbase, enough money to fund a million more Oceangates, and our dignity as a titan of the gaming industry, you might ask yourself 'Why would I still use your console?'"
"...Please. Please, we're on a sinking ship, we need this."
"...Please. Please, we're on a sinking ship, we need this."
Cyn Murder Drones
ALT: Cyn Murder Drones
static.klipy.com
September 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"And since our brilliant business practices are costing us a loyal playerbase, enough money to fund a million more Oceangates, and our dignity as a titan of the gaming industry, you might ask yourself 'Why would I still use your console?'"
"...Please. Please, we're on a sinking ship, we need this."
"...Please. Please, we're on a sinking ship, we need this."
acho q todos os bilionarios deveriam passear na oceangates
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
acho q todos os bilionarios deveriam passear na oceangates
WAIT, X&Y
LYSANDRE TALKS ABOUT HUMAN WASTE AND GREED RUINING THE WORLDS BEAUTY
MAKES A TEAM OF MILLIONARES, THE GREEDIEST PEOPLE, AND HAS THEM ALL HELD UP IN A BUNKER WHEN HE'S GONNA USE HIS WEAPON OF MURDER
WAS THERE GONNA BE A PLOTLINE WHERE HE JUST OCEANGATES THE MILLIONARES?
ARE WE THE BAD GUYS?
LYSANDRE TALKS ABOUT HUMAN WASTE AND GREED RUINING THE WORLDS BEAUTY
MAKES A TEAM OF MILLIONARES, THE GREEDIEST PEOPLE, AND HAS THEM ALL HELD UP IN A BUNKER WHEN HE'S GONNA USE HIS WEAPON OF MURDER
WAS THERE GONNA BE A PLOTLINE WHERE HE JUST OCEANGATES THE MILLIONARES?
ARE WE THE BAD GUYS?
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
WAIT, X&Y
LYSANDRE TALKS ABOUT HUMAN WASTE AND GREED RUINING THE WORLDS BEAUTY
MAKES A TEAM OF MILLIONARES, THE GREEDIEST PEOPLE, AND HAS THEM ALL HELD UP IN A BUNKER WHEN HE'S GONNA USE HIS WEAPON OF MURDER
WAS THERE GONNA BE A PLOTLINE WHERE HE JUST OCEANGATES THE MILLIONARES?
ARE WE THE BAD GUYS?
LYSANDRE TALKS ABOUT HUMAN WASTE AND GREED RUINING THE WORLDS BEAUTY
MAKES A TEAM OF MILLIONARES, THE GREEDIEST PEOPLE, AND HAS THEM ALL HELD UP IN A BUNKER WHEN HE'S GONNA USE HIS WEAPON OF MURDER
WAS THERE GONNA BE A PLOTLINE WHERE HE JUST OCEANGATES THE MILLIONARES?
ARE WE THE BAD GUYS?
I just saw that she had the name first so frankly I hope they all fight to the bitter end in a shipping container as it Oceangates.
December 14, 2023 at 8:02 PM
I just saw that she had the name first so frankly I hope they all fight to the bitter end in a shipping container as it Oceangates.
imagina o Elon Musk no submarino da oceangates
July 2, 2023 at 5:12 AM
imagina o Elon Musk no submarino da oceangates
Watched the Netflix documentary about the Titan submersible that imploded in 2023.
I don't know who disgusted me more: Oceangates founder, Stockton Rush, or the influencer who once got in the sub, and felt the need to cry in front of the camera to make it all about HIM 🙄
I don't know who disgusted me more: Oceangates founder, Stockton Rush, or the influencer who once got in the sub, and felt the need to cry in front of the camera to make it all about HIM 🙄
a man is sitting in a room with the words buttons and switches and stuff
ALT: a man is sitting in a room with the words buttons and switches and stuff
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Watched the Netflix documentary about the Titan submersible that imploded in 2023.
I don't know who disgusted me more: Oceangates founder, Stockton Rush, or the influencer who once got in the sub, and felt the need to cry in front of the camera to make it all about HIM 🙄
I don't know who disgusted me more: Oceangates founder, Stockton Rush, or the influencer who once got in the sub, and felt the need to cry in front of the camera to make it all about HIM 🙄
And this is how you get Oceangates.
March 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And this is how you get Oceangates.
OceanGate was a solution. We need MORE OceanGates.
August 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
OceanGate was a solution. We need MORE OceanGates.