#octogenarian
wrong octogenarian from home alone 2 died
July 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The wrong octogenarian died
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The best part of the Mamdani win is that a bunch of octogenarian Democratic officials might finally be realizing that it's long past time they pass the torch.
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's kind of crazy that the Natalie Harp news cycle raised some extremely valid questions about the extent of her influence on our octogenarian narcoleptic, none were answered and the press just stopped wondering.
September 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Hey @maddow.msnbc.com check out my octogenarian mother "making good trouble" in the deep, deep red state of Utah! She said, "tell Rachel I'm doing something!"

#HandsOff #MakeGoodTrouble
April 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
american politics is two octogenarian led parties posting AI slop at each other
March 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Love how Dems finally have a non-octogenarian leader in Congress and he sucks even worse than the old people
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Octogenarian president engages in infantile regression, as the whole world watches.
February 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I recently became an octogenarian.
June 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I recently became an octogenarian.
April 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
She’s back now, but I really can’t imagine just… flying to China while my octogenarian spouse was in the hospital after just having a massive heart attack.
July 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Every octogenarian in office is a failure of the party to cultivate the next three generations of politicians
ATLANTA (AP) — US Rep. David Scott, a Georgia Democrat seeking his 13th term in Congress, has died at age 80.
April 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Then they came for the octogenarian Gmail-using scientists...
Dr. David Morens - who is 78 years old and served his country for nearly 50 years - used Gmail, which he shouldn't have done.

However, "[he] was stripped and handcuffed [by] a half-dozen federal agents carrying guns and wearing tactical gear [..] and jailed".

www.science.org/content/arti...
Guns and bulletproof vests: How federal agents arrested Fauci aide
David Morens, 78, was stripped and handcuffed for email violations
www.science.org
April 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The saddest part of all these octogenarian US politicians holding on like grim death to their positions is that their lives are so empty that they can’t conceive of doing anything else
May 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i bet the stock market would love a horny arkansan, kenyan socialist, or "sleepy" octogenarian right about now
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I would have vastly preferred a mostly well-intentioned sundowning octogenarian to all of this
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Now, the Republicans are frightened of themselves.

They are so weak that they can't handle standing up to a near octogenarian madman.
May 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The trio of octogenarian nuns gained global fame after fleeing their care home and breaking into their former convent.
Austria's rebel nuns refuse to give up Instagram to stay in their convent
The trio of octogenarian nuns gained global fame after fleeing their care home and breaking into their former convent. Now their superior has asked the Vatican to intercede in the dispute.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Apparently it helps the Democratic party to run someone who isn't an octogenarian.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“our candidate is too old and to remedy this we are going to recruit another octogenarian”
June 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Fate really just refuses to kill the correct octogenarian
August 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
This might just give a certain octogenarian jagoff the stroke we've all been waiting for!!!
September 29, 2026 at 12:16 AM
QAnon loons killed at least ten people and assaulted a lawmaker's octogenarian husband with a hammer
August 7, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Q: Maybe Americans should think twice before voting for a demented octogenarian sociopath.

A: Maybe Americans should THINK before they cast a vote in a presidential election. It’d be great if the candidate had more positives than just, “He hates the same people that I do.”
April 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Never knew Britain was besieged by so many octogenarian terrorists who demand children not be starved and slaughtered.
What is the world coming to?
July 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM