Shorts 333: Your Aversion to Blackboard Fingernail Scraping is a GOOD thing

#funnythoughts #oddthoughts #humour #comedy="/hashtag/comedypodcasts" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#comedypodcasts #showerthoughts #comedy #evolution #humanbehavior #fear

#Oddthoughts: did the Mario brothers ever do any actual plumbing? I never got into video games so I wouldn’t know but…is there a game where all they do is go to peoples houses, show their asscracks and charge people $1,700 to fix a leaky pipe?

If not, #Nintendo, get on this.

If the thing about all cells in the human body being replaced gradually over seven years is true, then we are all the Ship of Theseus. #OddThoughts

#Woot #letterbox. Box format just breaks my jokes up into little tiny cubes. IDC folks won't see em, inc most of them that do. Lucky I'm pretty #simple and find it quite #funny 'n #amusing
#FoolOnTheHill
#Art
#AIArt
#CatsAndDogs
#SmellTheFlower
#OddThoughts
#WanderingMindsEye
#PsychedelicAfterglow

#OddThoughts

English is both a lingua franca, and a lingua franken.

#oddthoughts

Aha! Got it!
if you want a flat probability of rolling 12 numbers from two 6 sided dies, you split the system.

Roll your first, take the number
Roll the second;
if it's 1/2/3 then leave the first number alone.
if it's 4/5/6 then add 6 to the first number.

Same % per result

I am doing my vision board so I am looking through magazines. Every time I see an ad for a perfume it is funny to me because you are selling a smell but have to use pictures to do it yet I still have no idea what it smells like #oddthoughts

Sometimes I wonder what life would be like with a name that doesn't mask that I'm Sicilian. #oddthoughts #germanicjew #italiangermanicjew

Was there ever a cut boss in Metal Gear Solid 1?

#OddThoughts #BossLevels

Whole new meaning of deep throat !
Strange now I am thinking of how to do this with a length of tube and gaffer tape #oddthoughts

If gold was a strong heat-conduction metal, we'd make irons out of gold, and then they'd be called golds, and we'd do our goldening on the goldening board. Wouldn't that make it much more lovely!

#WritingCommunity #OddThoughts

A dude commented on the fact that I used the word “purview” when speaking to someone, and wondered why my tech skills aren’t better. Vocabulary and tech have little to do with one another. #oddthoughts #wordsmatter #archaicwords

Perhaps the only way to teach a machine empathy is to merge with the machine. #oddthoughts