just rediscovered this list of conversational tidbits from a chat with a friend in the park that accidentally works quite well as a makeshift poem. I call this one, "beth chat writing prompt directory"

This is about the man who wrote an entire single full of five-years-late celebrity references interspersed with "he does not mean to lesbian offend"

so long as i don't offend...i admire your work greatly....challenging gravity etc

Desean Watson accused of 2 dozen or so rapes playing football. Ken Paxton releasing pedophiles that will most certainly re-offend. The Cornell 7 gang raping and trafficking a fellow student without any real consequence.

Trump and his fellow pedophiles still being protected by scum.

ICE continues to offend the little ones.

We're gonna need a lot more millstones!

This should offend the conscience of anyone who has even a shred of humanity & Americans should be horrified by the barbarism carried out in their name.

Can you imagine how different the news coverage & international reaction would be if this had happened in a poorer/geopolitically weaker country?

Me over here waiting for Xtians to live by their Bible the way they want others to do so. When are they going to pluck out their eyes for seeing things that offend them instead of fucking up lives that aren't their business?
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👉 Vote!

People will unironically claim how much they love disabled people and how we should be more accommodating and understanding of them, to the point of giving a movie about it awards, all the while we segregating disabled people at those award shows as to not offend the abled

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmA1...

If someone really feel pissed about it, can't they just ignore it and move on. I understand someone not liking it, but you don't have to offend everyone around just because you don't like it.

these are people who could be trained to jerk off to pictures of hippo shit if another nazi told them it would offend someone lmao

Nothing was stopping right wingers from creating HP fan works before they’re only doing it now as a perverse form of flirting where they show they can make art too and impress the same people they want to offend to prove they’re edgy radical heterodox thinkers

Ideally the head of Trust & Safety should be a non-personality. At the very least they should separate their personal and work accounts, but instead we have someone who seems to actively agitate and punish anyone who dares to offend them or their other TOS-violating friends personally.

"Arguments" are defined in the rules, and targets will have motivations and pitfalls that will either make convincing them easier or harder if you know them. Motivations and pitfalls are selected from the same list, because appealing to Greed might motivate a merchant, and offend a paladin.

ALGERNON: I hope, Cecily, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection.

it's actually incredible how many people i saw being like, "i'm a hard person to offend, but *this* is over the line. HOW DARE YOU!"

holy shit, incredible to imagine someone on twitter who finds this the most offensive thing in their feed

PLEASE, don't offend Gul Dukat. He may be an asshole, a despot, a megalomaniac, and a sociopath—even a war criminal!—but at least he was charming and smart 😅

the yard waste collection truck didn't pick up my yard waste collection bin but they picked up my neighbors so now I'm looking through my text message history with the yard waste collection team to see if I said something to offend them

Surely englandshire can't have a referendum on the EU,AGAIN..WASNT THAT A ONCE IN A GENERATION VOTE.or is that just their rhetoric towards Scots and Scotland,I hope I offend people when I say.I detest EVERY little englander janitor in HR,Toryscum,reform scum,restore scum,libdumb scum,and labour scum

The exception being if the victim makes a public statement, or the assaulter is likely to offend again. The BEST we can hope for is the assaulter and the victim settle matters privately and, if necessary, in court. But we, the audience, are not owed a public crucifixion of the assaulter.

www.lawcommentary.com/articles/why...

Place your bets on Kalshi if the 🍇-ist will re-offend!

Dasha now going door-to-door trying to offend people.

DID YOU JUST OFFEND MY MUFFIN POOKIE TUTU PRINCESS???????

I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a Dalek with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend homicidal blobs like this. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him.