Can confirm that @shanabartels.bsky.social is a phenomenal officiant and if you want to get gay married I legitimately can't think of anyone better!
I’m going to take this opportunity to brag that the couple I gay-married four years ago is still going stronger than ever 🥰 If anyone is looking for an officiant, hit me up
Still here, still proudly trans, still Jewish and antizionist as fuck, still gay married to the love of my life, and everyone who has a problem with that can get bent.
Oh, and somehow @mistymotors.net got even more beautiful again last night.
Oh, and somehow @mistymotors.net got even more beautiful again last night.
November 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Can confirm that @shanabartels.bsky.social is a phenomenal officiant and if you want to get gay married I legitimately can't think of anyone better!
lesbian marriage with a himejoshi marriage officiant
November 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
lesbian marriage with a himejoshi marriage officiant
I’m going to take this opportunity to brag that the couple I gay-married four years ago is still going stronger than ever 🥰 If anyone is looking for an officiant, hit me up
Still here, still proudly trans, still Jewish and antizionist as fuck, still gay married to the love of my life, and everyone who has a problem with that can get bent.
Oh, and somehow @mistymotors.net got even more beautiful again last night.
Oh, and somehow @mistymotors.net got even more beautiful again last night.
November 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I’m going to take this opportunity to brag that the couple I gay-married four years ago is still going stronger than ever 🥰 If anyone is looking for an officiant, hit me up
asked my dear friend to be our officiant tonight, and felt like I was enlisting him in a war.
like “no big deal if it sounds like too much work” WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!
like “no big deal if it sounds like too much work” WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!
November 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
asked my dear friend to be our officiant tonight, and felt like I was enlisting him in a war.
like “no big deal if it sounds like too much work” WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!
like “no big deal if it sounds like too much work” WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!
Sir Ian was the officiant at PS's last wedding.
October 29, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Sir Ian was the officiant at PS's last wedding.
100% success rate officiant is a great record!
November 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
100% success rate officiant is a great record!
As a for-hire wedding officiant, let them know I'll pay the couple cash money to wed them.
November 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
As a for-hire wedding officiant, let them know I'll pay the couple cash money to wed them.
Unexpected benefit of becoming a wedding officiant: Free parking anywhere
October 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Unexpected benefit of becoming a wedding officiant: Free parking anywhere
for some reason she costs more to hire than a normal officiant
November 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
for some reason she costs more to hire than a normal officiant
maybe one of my favorite things ive ever written
super mad the officiant didn't say something like this when i got married
super mad the officiant didn't say something like this when i got married
November 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
maybe one of my favorite things ive ever written
super mad the officiant didn't say something like this when i got married
super mad the officiant didn't say something like this when i got married
At a wedding and the officiant is a cute Louisiana bear.
October 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
At a wedding and the officiant is a cute Louisiana bear.
”I’m sending you to the trenches, and by that I mean the trenches of being a marriage officiant“
November 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
”I’m sending you to the trenches, and by that I mean the trenches of being a marriage officiant“
Thank you, Hellvis was an incredible officiant haha
October 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Thank you, Hellvis was an incredible officiant haha
lk shout-out to Adam Schlesinger as one of the best officiant of musical devices and storytelling that ever lived
November 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
lk shout-out to Adam Schlesinger as one of the best officiant of musical devices and storytelling that ever lived
love is blind officiant: do you, rob, take dee to be your lawfully wedded wife?
rob: ? you mean michaella? who's dee?
lib officiant: deez nuts
[michaella gives a suck it and drives off on a harley]
rob: ? you mean michaella? who's dee?
lib officiant: deez nuts
[michaella gives a suck it and drives off on a harley]
October 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
love is blind officiant: do you, rob, take dee to be your lawfully wedded wife?
rob: ? you mean michaella? who's dee?
lib officiant: deez nuts
[michaella gives a suck it and drives off on a harley]
rob: ? you mean michaella? who's dee?
lib officiant: deez nuts
[michaella gives a suck it and drives off on a harley]
I was the Officiant. 😉
October 31, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I was the Officiant. 😉
Sir Ian McKellen was the officiant at Stewart's last wedding.
❤️
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October 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Sir Ian McKellen was the officiant at Stewart's last wedding.
❤️
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The Officiant Mooned the Guests at My Daughter’s Wedding. Help! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/28/s... 😆
The Officiant Mooned the Guests at My Daughter’s Wedding. Help!
The mother of the bride feels that the groom’s brother tarnished a special day that she had worked hard to make beautiful. Should she confront him?
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The Officiant Mooned the Guests at My Daughter’s Wedding. Help! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/28/s... 😆
The author of the book (Norman Vincent Peale) was a pastor at a church Trump’s family attended, and he was the officiant at Trump’s marriage to Ivana.
November 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The author of the book (Norman Vincent Peale) was a pastor at a church Trump’s family attended, and he was the officiant at Trump’s marriage to Ivana.
I don’t want him to be around anymore. I want him penniless, his assets redistributed to the people, no longer able to do damage to our society nor steal from his employees or taxpayers. he can be “forgiven” by the religious officiant of his choice.
November 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I don’t want him to be around anymore. I want him penniless, his assets redistributed to the people, no longer able to do damage to our society nor steal from his employees or taxpayers. he can be “forgiven” by the religious officiant of his choice.
On Samhain six years ago, @morlevart.bsky.social and I eloped by the sea, and every day I’m reminded how lucky I am to have them through every ebb and flow of the veil 🌙
November 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
On Samhain six years ago, @morlevart.bsky.social and I eloped by the sea, and every day I’m reminded how lucky I am to have them through every ebb and flow of the veil 🌙
Who'll be the brave soul who raises their hand when the officiant gets to the part of the ceremony where they say, "Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."
November 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Who'll be the brave soul who raises their hand when the officiant gets to the part of the ceremony where they say, "Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."
It's meaningful to me too, as one of my favorite parts of #CPChatNow is how we helped reconnect you and Alena. To know your dad would go on to be her wedding officiant is special.
November 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
It's meaningful to me too, as one of my favorite parts of #CPChatNow is how we helped reconnect you and Alena. To know your dad would go on to be her wedding officiant is special.
Thanks for hosting! Out Friday: Lindbergh flew the Atlantic solo, our flying shoe flies solo into a groom 🥜 store.steampowered.com/app/4872180
November 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Thanks for hosting! Out Friday: Lindbergh flew the Atlantic solo, our flying shoe flies solo into a groom 🥜 store.steampowered.com/app/4872180
Oh my god that’s adorable! Ours is coming up in another year, will have to remember. Okay, we were together for 23 years before we married, but still, lol.
The wedding was very movie centric. Officiant did the mawidge scene from Princess Bride, among other things.
The wedding was very movie centric. Officiant did the mawidge scene from Princess Bride, among other things.
November 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Oh my god that’s adorable! Ours is coming up in another year, will have to remember. Okay, we were together for 23 years before we married, but still, lol.
The wedding was very movie centric. Officiant did the mawidge scene from Princess Bride, among other things.
The wedding was very movie centric. Officiant did the mawidge scene from Princess Bride, among other things.