ointment for skin care experiment!!
*For educational purposes only!!
ointment for skin care experiment!!
*For educational purposes only!!
Him: The fuck is Relax Gel? "Topical balm"? Balm for what?
Me: Oh I've seen that repurposed as lube in fic so many times
Him, genuinely concerned: Can you tell your people to stop putting ointment inside your yaoi's assholes?
Him: The fuck is Relax Gel? "Topical balm"? Balm for what?
Me: Oh I've seen that repurposed as lube in fic so many times
Him, genuinely concerned: Can you tell your people to stop putting ointment inside your yaoi's assholes?
You didn’t “make up for it” by having a wildly successful career, because *this* is the fly in the ointment. Everything you’ve done is preceded by a lie, and worse, a breach of trust.
You didn’t “make up for it” by having a wildly successful career, because *this* is the fly in the ointment. Everything you’ve done is preceded by a lie, and worse, a breach of trust.
The humans, however, have suffered a devastating financial blow. £42 for one tiny tube of ointment to put on the scratch on my neck! 😼
I’d say that’s a fair price for the emotional trauma they inflicted on me. #meow
The humans, however, have suffered a devastating financial blow. £42 for one tiny tube of ointment to put on the scratch on my neck! 😼
I’d say that’s a fair price for the emotional trauma they inflicted on me. #meow
I think some Deep Heat ointment would help.
#humour #humoursky
I think some Deep Heat ointment would help.
#humour #humoursky
Gonna have to downgrade to double antibiotic ointment at those prices
Gonna have to downgrade to double antibiotic ointment at those prices