#ointments
there's ointments for that
THERE IS RUTGERS FOOTBALL ON MY TELEVISION.
August 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My man looks like he absolutely reeks from something he only calls "my ointments"
July 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
They have ointments for this now.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I didn't realize how much of my adult life would be thinking about ointments.
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Bro, when you’re in my house, mi ointments and tinctures son su ointments and tinctures.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I’m pretty sure they make ointments for that. 🤔
April 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
People out here griping about their 40s and they haven't even reached the Age of Polyps & Ointments
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
An ex of mine once defined "girlfriend" as "a creature who comes to bed wet with unguents and ointments" and I think about that a lot.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Someone bring me my posting ointments
March 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
asking you to wait in the hall while my servants apply the salves and ointments necessary for lovemaking
April 1, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Some people have asked why lotions and ointments used in our spa smell like recycled deep fryer oil. These people have been asked to keep their mouths shut.
September 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ointments Ointments Ointments
April 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
[Smelling strongly of medicinal ointments] do you guys like me
July 16, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Virgo: Time to indulge in some self care by lathering your skin in the rare ointments secreted by the hideous creatures in your basement.
September 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ointments Ointments Ointments
July 25, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I think I’m gonna slip into my bed now and apply my medicated ointments.
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Employed three tiny creatures to crawl up my nose and lather my brain in healing ointments each night
April 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
im non-binary so i do tinctures and various ointments
girls love to have various powders and tinctures
November 24, 2024 at 7:15 PM
lustige englische wörter:

- moisture
- loitering
- fuselage
- ointments
- nostril
January 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ointments Ointments Ointments
May 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Correct. He’s still broadcasting & selling ointments etc. but under another company he set up.
May 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If you do get some, they have salves and ointments to get rid of them.
I wanted a ten-legged rhino so bad.
July 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Ointments Ointments Ointments
June 6, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Until I was in my thirties I laboriously opened tubes of ointments or lotion with scissors, until I realised you could just turn the lid around
April 22, 2026 at 12:20 PM
....balms, perfumed oils, and ointments.

Found in Wederath, dating 1st century AD.

Currently on display at the Major State Exhibition 'Marcus Aurelius' at Rheinisches Landesmuseum Trier. 🧵3/3
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM