it's official: I just settled my lawsuit against oldjob
🤫🥳
March 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
it's official: I just settled my lawsuit against oldjob
wishing everyone at oldjob a very lol
WSJ: The S&P 500 just ended the day with its biggest loss in the first 100 days of a new presidential term since Nixon's in 1973.
April 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
wishing everyone at oldjob a very lol
I hope everyone at oldjob is having the week they deserve 😌
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I hope everyone at oldjob is having the week they deserve 😌
LOL AT OLDJOB BEING FORCED TO PAY ME A BONUS 😎
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
LOL AT OLDJOB BEING FORCED TO PAY ME A BONUS 😎
saw an offhand mention that CEO of oldjob proudly announced that the firm's AI usage was up 500% yoy and when I tell you that oldjob needs to be dismantled
June 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
saw an offhand mention that CEO of oldjob proudly announced that the firm's AI usage was up 500% yoy and when I tell you that oldjob needs to be dismantled
but also, update: oldjob has agreed to go BACK to mediation because lololol
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
but also, update: oldjob has agreed to go BACK to mediation because lololol
just got an email from oldjob asking for something work-related lmaoooooo
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
just got an email from oldjob asking for something work-related lmaoooooo
oldjob has evidently agreed to mediation 😌😌😌 but not until the end of october
June 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
oldjob has evidently agreed to mediation 😌😌😌 but not until the end of october
I keep having nightmares about being back at oldjob 🥲
May 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I keep having nightmares about being back at oldjob 🥲
LOL OLDJOB IS TRYING TO HIRE FOR MY OLD ROLE YET AGAIN
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
LOL OLDJOB IS TRYING TO HIRE FOR MY OLD ROLE YET AGAIN
god I hate oldjob SO MUCH
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A FIRE
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A FIRE
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
god I hate oldjob SO MUCH
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A FIRE
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A FIRE
(oldjob is federally regulated so I get to file in both courts instead of just one)
April 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(oldjob is federally regulated so I get to file in both courts instead of just one)
absolute funniest part of oldjob emailing me confidential information is that NO ONE replied telling me to delete the email
July 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
absolute funniest part of oldjob emailing me confidential information is that NO ONE replied telling me to delete the email
I love that I'm still getting linkedin requests from ppl at oldjob, oftentimes people I don't even remember but who obviously remember me. may I live forever in oldjob lore 😌
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love that I'm still getting linkedin requests from ppl at oldjob, oftentimes people I don't even remember but who obviously remember me. may I live forever in oldjob lore 😌
how curious! oldjob is suddenly looking to fill my exact role, except at 1 level higher than my old title, to which I would have been eligible for promotion this fall
July 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
how curious! oldjob is suddenly looking to fill my exact role, except at 1 level higher than my old title, to which I would have been eligible for promotion this fall
oldjob has finally responded to my claim, so now I have a new thing to have nightmares about 💀
I keep having nightmares about being back at oldjob 🥲
May 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
oldjob has finally responded to my claim, so now I have a new thing to have nightmares about 💀
back to regular work and theres one supplier that is driving me insane and creating a lot of issues
fml.
listen, for all im complaining it's still less stressful than oldjob. its just not stressfree.
and im tired.
fml.
listen, for all im complaining it's still less stressful than oldjob. its just not stressfree.
and im tired.
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
back to regular work and theres one supplier that is driving me insane and creating a lot of issues
fml.
listen, for all im complaining it's still less stressful than oldjob. its just not stressfree.
and im tired.
fml.
listen, for all im complaining it's still less stressful than oldjob. its just not stressfree.
and im tired.
Sasha has decided the best way to help me deal with nerves about the week ahead (between killing the laptop and losing both reports I'd built and massive oldjob problems, lots of weird goings-on) is to be extra-soft and extra-sweet and to visit more. Such a good girl. 😻
May 12, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Sasha has decided the best way to help me deal with nerves about the week ahead (between killing the laptop and losing both reports I'd built and massive oldjob problems, lots of weird goings-on) is to be extra-soft and extra-sweet and to visit more. Such a good girl. 😻
LOL NOT MY DEPARTMENT EMAILING US ABOUT INTERNSHIPS WITH OLDJOB
March 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
LOL NOT MY DEPARTMENT EMAILING US ABOUT INTERNSHIPS WITH OLDJOB
I got that from the Systems team at $oldjob and fell in love with its sarcasm immediately
June 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I got that from the Systems team at $oldjob and fell in love with its sarcasm immediately
it's totally normal to still have stress dreams about oldjob even though I haven't worked there in more than a year, right? right?
June 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
it's totally normal to still have stress dreams about oldjob even though I haven't worked there in more than a year, right? right?
LMAO the law firm representing oldjob is...
my mom's old firm
🤡
my mom's old firm
🤡
May 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
LMAO the law firm representing oldjob is...
my mom's old firm
🤡
my mom's old firm
🤡
Weighing the future of my career this week. Oldjob wants me back for basically the same role after laying me off (lol) but there is some friction about consulting versus FTE. Probably would take a small pay cut if I got hired back but staying fully remote would be S tier in this environment
January 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Weighing the future of my career this week. Oldjob wants me back for basically the same role after laying me off (lol) but there is some friction about consulting versus FTE. Probably would take a small pay cut if I got hired back but staying fully remote would be S tier in this environment
also at what point can I claim ownership of the corporate assets oldjob has never formally asked me to return after they terminated me TWO MONTHS AGO
May 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
also at what point can I claim ownership of the corporate assets oldjob has never formally asked me to return after they terminated me TWO MONTHS AGO
HR and managers aren't real people (except the only One I liked at oldjob)
September 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
HR and managers aren't real people (except the only One I liked at oldjob)