#oldness
I decided to be an early adopter of oldness.
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
June 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
new oldness level unlocked: threw out back while trying to swap heads on transformers
August 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Pretty stoked to be in my "hummingbird-watching" phase of oldness.
July 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
my fun little theory is that trunp loathes JD vance because the RNC/heritage foundation forced him onto the ticket, to counter joe biden's oldness
Baier: Do you view JD Vance as your successor?

Trump: No
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
anyway, long story short,

oldness occurs
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
More sketchy oldness.
August 11, 2023 at 12:51 AM
September 22, 2026 at 8:33 AM
@jaketapper.bsky.social must be beside himself with such evidence of oldness huh?
March 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
new account go my assorted rain world art of varying oldness
October 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Told my GP that all of me aches all the time and I wanted to blame my cholesterol medication but she said it could also just be oldness

BOOOOOOOOOO oldness! BOOOOOOOOO
April 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
yet another volleyball team where no one believes my oldness, a 25-year-old guy just said he assumed we were the same age
Bless You, Robin Hood Rabbit
ALT: Bless You, Robin Hood Rabbit
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM
March 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I am available as an Oldness Consultant to let analogue horror filmmakers know if their fake videotapes look legit.
I wish more Olds who lived in/through it would make more analogue horror stuff

I love it as a concept but it's so obvious most people making it have never touched a VHS or a CRT tv in their lives and the nuance gets lost, since they're only using concepts they've seen other 15 year olds use
October 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Comment foutre en l'air en 24h l'intégrité de ta prétendue ligne éditoriale "anti-C8" et révéler au monde que cette identité n'est qu'un prétexte commercial.
Et "Téléviseur"... 🥴
June 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Sure sign of oldness: I’m really excited about our new bird feeder.
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Starting today, we are closer to 2050 than we are 2000 :')
a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
At the same time, much of the media, the fourth estate, the people whose role in democracy is holding power accountable by informing the public, decided that an old president’s oldness was a bigger scandal than another old president’s connections to and likely participation in child sex trafficking.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ahhh, concentrated seven-year-oldness

www.instagram.com/reel/DRaPk9H...
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I am old and I want to look old in my comfortable skinny jeans. I can’t bear so much unnecessary fabric around my oldness.
May 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I need to never give in to what oldness brings…
Because I’ll miss out…
On today’s beautiful things…
September 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Happiest of birthdays to my cute lil guy, @reyes18.bsky.social !!! Love you to pieces, Beeb. 😘 Let’s have all the fun celebrating you and your newfound oldness.
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 AM
We had a silly ol' time celebrating our oldness with @loadingreadyrun.com! Please do enjoy 🥰
🎉 HAPPY EPISODE 200 OF EDHIJINKS! 🎉

@goberthicks.bsky.social on Omenkeel
@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com on Ob Nixilis
@aliasv.bsky.social on Kratos
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com on Freyalise
@wheeler.bsky.social on Bruna

Celebrate with us here 👇
youtu.be/sDfW9lqiILE
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM