omelet
September 30, 2024 at 3:14 PM
omelet
Patience level:
I’m making an omelet…nope, I’m making scrambled eggs.
I’m making an omelet…nope, I’m making scrambled eggs.
January 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Patience level:
I’m making an omelet…nope, I’m making scrambled eggs.
I’m making an omelet…nope, I’m making scrambled eggs.
Waitress: What can I get you?
Me: I’ll have a three-egg omelet.
Waitress: We’ll need to run a credit check.
Me: I’ll have a three-egg omelet.
Waitress: We’ll need to run a credit check.
March 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Waitress: What can I get you?
Me: I’ll have a three-egg omelet.
Waitress: We’ll need to run a credit check.
Me: I’ll have a three-egg omelet.
Waitress: We’ll need to run a credit check.
Every omelet he ate was a Denver omelet
June 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Every omelet he ate was a Denver omelet
It’s cheese omelet with buttered toast, hold the eggs.
September 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
It’s cheese omelet with buttered toast, hold the eggs.
MAKE THE ABYSSAL OMELET
THE DARK BREAKFAST IS UPON US
THE DARK BREAKFAST IS UPON US
February 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
MAKE THE ABYSSAL OMELET
THE DARK BREAKFAST IS UPON US
THE DARK BREAKFAST IS UPON US
Senator Kennedy's omelet metaphor doesn't make any sense, but it is clear why he was banned from Denny's
February 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Senator Kennedy's omelet metaphor doesn't make any sense, but it is clear why he was banned from Denny's
Where’s the omelet?
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Where’s the omelet?
OUT: You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
IN: You can’t make an omelet.
IN: You can’t make an omelet.
Our Whole Foods and Target had no eggs today in New York. Trader Joe’s has eggs, but limits customers to only one carton.
March 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
OUT: You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
IN: You can’t make an omelet.
IN: You can’t make an omelet.
Hmja!
Omelet met parmezaanse kaas op witbrood.
Lunch.
Omelet met parmezaanse kaas op witbrood.
Lunch.
September 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Hmja!
Omelet met parmezaanse kaas op witbrood.
Lunch.
Omelet met parmezaanse kaas op witbrood.
Lunch.
It’s enough 🥚 on their faces to make an omelet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s enough 🥚 on their faces to make an omelet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not to be Ina Garten, but just threw together some leftovers for a crunchy rice omelet with chili crisp.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not to be Ina Garten, but just threw together some leftovers for a crunchy rice omelet with chili crisp.
the proper way to eat eggs is with hot sauce, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT ketchup
January 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the proper way to eat eggs is with hot sauce, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT ketchup
Oh, I thought you said I needed a creative omelet.
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Oh, I thought you said I needed a creative omelet.
Waffle House implies...
Omelet Hut
Parfait Chateau
Crepe Cabana
Cereal Bungalow
Yogurt Yurt
Cold Pizza Shack
Omelet Hut
Parfait Chateau
Crepe Cabana
Cereal Bungalow
Yogurt Yurt
Cold Pizza Shack
February 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Waffle House implies...
Omelet Hut
Parfait Chateau
Crepe Cabana
Cereal Bungalow
Yogurt Yurt
Cold Pizza Shack
Omelet Hut
Parfait Chateau
Crepe Cabana
Cereal Bungalow
Yogurt Yurt
Cold Pizza Shack
If you’re chatting with friends who voted for Trump, maybe ask them why your omelet is suddenly a luxury meal. It’s worth a shot.
January 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you’re chatting with friends who voted for Trump, maybe ask them why your omelet is suddenly a luxury meal. It’s worth a shot.
If there is to be no tomorrow, at least I ended on a good omelet.
April 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
If there is to be no tomorrow, at least I ended on a good omelet.
misread directions and gave my enemy a cursed omelet
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
misread directions and gave my enemy a cursed omelet
my omelet transitioned, she's an omelette now
March 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my omelet transitioned, she's an omelette now