Are calzones pizza omelets?
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Are calzones pizza omelets?
"Making a mother of all omelets!"
For @TozerBeauFF on Twitter.
Thank you for commissioning me!
For @TozerBeauFF on Twitter.
Thank you for commissioning me!
September 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"Making a mother of all omelets!"
For @TozerBeauFF on Twitter.
Thank you for commissioning me!
For @TozerBeauFF on Twitter.
Thank you for commissioning me!
I only use Fabergé eggs in my omelets. They're less expensive than the ones sold in grocery stores.
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I only use Fabergé eggs in my omelets. They're less expensive than the ones sold in grocery stores.
Hulk just asked me where omelets because not all heroes where crepes
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Hulk just asked me where omelets because not all heroes where crepes
they're coming out with omelets for women
December 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
they're coming out with omelets for women
breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
July 26, 2023 at 12:25 PM
breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
Day drinking is fine but you should be doing it with omelets and waffles dammit
May 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Day drinking is fine but you should be doing it with omelets and waffles dammit
Spanish omelets will now be called "freedom omelets" 🙄
Trump orders the US to cut all trade and "dealings" with Spain after it refused to all US jets to be refueled for Iran bombings on joint bases in the country
"We're going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain"
"We're going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain"
March 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Spanish omelets will now be called "freedom omelets" 🙄
Made some delicious omelets for brunch, my Charr is fat and happy
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Made some delicious omelets for brunch, my Charr is fat and happy
Update: irl friend saw this post and we are making omelets wed
November 26, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Update: irl friend saw this post and we are making omelets wed
good night oomfs and oomfettes and omelets! :3
June 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
good night oomfs and oomfettes and omelets! :3
Sammy Pepper and the Diner of Omelets.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Sammy Pepper and the Diner of Omelets.
it's ursula k le guin days at denny's and NO ONE is walking away from these omelets
March 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
it's ursula k le guin days at denny's and NO ONE is walking away from these omelets
making girls into oviposition with the prospect of making omelets
September 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
making girls into oviposition with the prospect of making omelets
Human beings aren't eggs and societies aren't omelets. You don't get to make other people acceptable losses in your society building. That's not how it works.
April 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Human beings aren't eggs and societies aren't omelets. You don't get to make other people acceptable losses in your society building. That's not how it works.
The face of a woman who just learned that griffon omelets are a thing
@ependa.bsky.social's sketch, my inks/flats~
#gw2 #guildwars2
@ependa.bsky.social's sketch, my inks/flats~
#gw2 #guildwars2
November 4, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The face of a woman who just learned that griffon omelets are a thing
@ependa.bsky.social's sketch, my inks/flats~
#gw2 #guildwars2
@ependa.bsky.social's sketch, my inks/flats~
#gw2 #guildwars2
I said Denver Omelets, but no one was feeling it
February 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I said Denver Omelets, but no one was feeling it
MAGA voter - “I’m good because I only eat omelets”
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
MAGA voter - “I’m good because I only eat omelets”
I make my omelets like I make my life: a fucking mess.
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I make my omelets like I make my life: a fucking mess.
Werewolf in the kitchen making omelets n stuff, they were delicious
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Werewolf in the kitchen making omelets n stuff, they were delicious