#omlette
Followed by LIVE OMLETTE FRY
November 4, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Omlette du Fra-rog
October 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Gripping those delicate ankles as I fold him like an omlette, scrambling his eggs while I fill him with our future amazing digital children. And then do it all over again 57 times over.
November 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Omlette?
November 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Thank you! This'll make an AMAZING omlette!
October 31, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Its a well known phrase that you can't make an omlette without causing another Centralia disaster!
October 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Welcome...

TO THE OMLETTE BAR!!!
*sick guitar riffs*
October 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i miss the omlette so much....
October 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
You can sing Coney Island Pizza Omlette to the theme of TMNT
October 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
fucked up at the crib eating magneton omlette
October 28, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Bacon, red onion and cheese omlette with beans for my tea ☺️
October 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Only letting them have this if Chicago gets its own omlette
October 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i just finished an incremental game called BIG DIG and the ending involves the environmentalist politian almost immediately capitulating to the conservative "break some eggs to make an omlette" politian which the entire game has been casting as a truly awful person
November 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
hell yeah, though
October 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I can only cook a perfect omlette if there is a hot girl I am trying to impress
October 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
🎶i want your loving and i want you revenge
but i kind of also want an omelette
who-oh-oh-oahoah, oahoah
caught in a bad omlette🎶
November 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
something something eggs ... omlette
October 26, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Oh I’m so offended. Oh no some internet tough guy is so tough.

You’re a child. You’d get folded like an omlette if you had to deal with a 1/8th of my life.

Be a better person or never change I really couldn’t care.
October 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I suppose this could also work as an evening date with late-night diner food after... but maybe I just really want an omlette and some pancakes right now 😂
October 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Some more Halloween Omlette 🦇💜
October 25, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I am always amazed by what people have as "left overs." A favourite recipe of Delia's, which I only rarely make, is "Omlette Arnold Bennett" requiring as it does "left over Hollandaise sauce."
October 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I have the urge to reach through my screen and grab that omlette. That looks so damn good

Was this at a restaurant or did you make it by yourself?
October 30, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Made a halloween design for Omlette 🦇💜
October 24, 2026 at 8:16 AM